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A group of men, the DITCH DIGGERS, are trying to dig a ditch with their bare hands. They've been at this for weeks, and for all their broken nails, bloodied hands, and aching muscles, they've only managed to carve a shallow depression in the ground.

ENTER STAGE LEFT a man with a backhoe. He proceeds to scoop enormous chunks of earth from the ground, digging a ditch in minutes without breaking a sweat.

BACKHOE MAN: "Hey guys, this is a backhoe. This makes digging ditches so much easier."

DITCH DIGGERS: "Cheater! Heretic! Banish him! etc."


0 to 25K in 102 days, 25K to 50K in 82 days.

Inventor of the sideways fuselage building method.

First, and so far the only player to generate smooth shapes using scripts.

Creator of builds that are easily among the best-handling and best-performing, and weapons that are by far the most accurate and effective in the SimplePlanes universe.

Inventor of the bomb cannon, the aerial autocannon, flying full-auto howitzer, bomb shotguns (grid pattern, linear pattern), mortars that can destroy all three ships with high-trajectory shots and, even better, destroy the Snowstone missile base all the way from Wright Airport, cannons that hover, a howitzer with a spotter drone that can hit any direct line-of-sight target from any flat location in the sandbox, the first, and so far the only effective round-shot cannon in SimplePlanes, the first true spaceship, a TV guided missile, a guided missile that launches multiple warheads, the remotely detonated drone bomb, and many, many more original creations.