A group of men, the DITCH DIGGERS, are trying to dig a ditch with their bare hands. They've been at this for weeks, and for all their broken nails, bloodied hands, and aching muscles, they've only managed to carve a shallow depression in the ground.
ENTER STAGE LEFT a man with a backhoe. He proceeds to scoop enormous chunks of earth from the ground, digging a ditch in minutes without breaking a sweat.
BACKHOE MAN: "Hey guys, this is a backhoe. This makes digging ditches so much easier."
DITCH DIGGERS: "Cheater! Heretic! Banish him! etc."
0 to 25K in 102 days, 25K to 50K in 82 days.
Inventor of the sideways fuselage building method.
Creator of builds that are easily among the best-handling and best-performing, and weapons that are by far the most accurate and effective in the SimplePlanes universe.
Inventor of the bomb cannon, the aerial autocannon, flying full-auto howitzer, bomb shotguns (grid pattern, linear pattern), mortars that can destroy all three ships with high-trajectory shots and, even better, destroy the Snowstone missile base all the way from Wright Airport, cannons that hover, a howitzer with a spotter drone that can hit any direct line-of-sight target from any flat location in the sandbox, the first, and so far the only effective round-shot cannon in SimplePlanes, the first true spaceship, a TV guided missile, a guided missile that launches multiple warheads, the remotely detonated drone bomb, and many, many more original creations.