Unconsciously, perhaps, we treasure the power we have over people by their regard for our opinion of them, and we hate those upon whom we have no such influence. I suppose it is the bitterest wound to human pride.
A group of men, the DITCH DIGGERS, are trying to dig a ditch with their bare hands. They've been at this for weeks, and for all their broken nails, bloodied hands, and aching muscles, they've only managed to carve a shallow depression in the ground.
ENTER STAGE LEFT a man with a backhoe. He proceeds to scoop enormous chunks of earth from the ground, digging a ditch in minutes without breaking a sweat.
BACKHOE MAN: "Hey guys, this is a backhoe. This makes digging ditches so much easier."
DITCH DIGGERS: "Cheater! Heretic! Banish him! etc."
Inventor of the sideways fuselage building method.
Creator of builds that are easily among the best-handling and highest-performing, and weapons that are by far the most accurate and effective in the SimplePlanes universe.
Inventor of the plasma shotgun, bomb cannon, the aerial autocannon, flying full-auto howitzer, bomb shotguns (grid pattern, linear pattern), mortars that can destroy all three ships with high-trajectory shots and, even better, destroy the Snowstone missile base all the way from Wright Airport, cannons that hover, a howitzer with a spotter drone that can hit any direct line-of-sight target from any flat location in the sandbox, the first, and so far the only effective round-shot cannon in SimplePlanes, the first true spaceship, a TV guided missile, a guided missile that launches multiple warheads, the remotely detonated drone bomb, and many, many more original creations.
I believe my creations are best appreciated for their shape and performance, and that complex paint schemes mask the underlying shape. Also, my builds are meant to be lean, mean, functional machines, not decorative pieces. For these reasons, I use a plain metallic finish on most of my builds.
I block people who are rude to me, not because I disagreed with them. Blocks are permanent.