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  • What happened to WritersCrusader??? 1.4 years ago

    @VarisoScavenger
    You might want to start doing the right thing otherwise you'll end up like him. People have eyes, you know.
    And yeah, it's real. You're literally talking to the guy who exposed him.

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  • Hmmmm?? 1.4 years ago

    They call Minecraft Minecraft when:

    • You can make programs using command blocks

    • You can copy structures and land formations using structure blocks

    • You have an open world to explore and see sights in

    • You can MINE a damn tree. A TREE. M I N E.
      And not to mention Minecraft was originally called CAVE GAME. But look at where you start and where you can build stuff.


    Your point being?

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  • [M-War] [Teaser] Railgun Battleship taking form 1.4 years ago

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG

    JojaCola

    ConflictAnger

    Battlebetweenbelligerentsdeliberatehurting

    CombatAnnoyance

    Spit of the War

    -Reality begins to warp horridly...-


    S̴͚͘õ̶͕̥̤̘̓̓̔u̶͚̽͑̅͠l̸̜͇͙̿ͅs̸̯̬͗̽̏͒ͅ ̴̧̡͇͆̄͐o̶̥͍̠̚̕f̸̠̼́͋̄͝ ̸̳́̉ă̵̱̺͚̠̕ń̵̝̓̈́͊c̷̦͚̈́̎̾i̶̞͍͕͙̿̈́́̾e̶̝̱̹͈̋̿̐̕n̸̼̂́̀͠t̵͙͋̓̀͒ ̸͙̖̳̥͒a̶̩͖̓̀n̴̫̔̓̚d̸͔̠͗͂́͒ ̴̩̗̃͠p̵̹̏͛̀͌r̴̫͓̬̊̓̑͛e̵̗̪͝ͅs̴̫̅̆̇̕ē̸̖̬̄͠n̷̡̙͂̾̈͠t̵͈̺̫̎̀ͅ ̷̤͑̉̚͠ȩ̵̥̋n̴̥̳̙͉̅̇͘t̸͎̞̮̺̍̀̆́ǐ̷̡̜̄̂̎t̷̰̗̅̈́į̶̼̺̭̅̐͑̈ȅ̸̢͚̰͔s̷̢̩̋̃̉ ̵͓̻̀̽̆͝ḑ̶̭̓̿̃ȇ̷̼̠̟̔͒͠f̵̟̐̊o̷͙͗͘r̶̬͒̂͊̊m̷̢̫̟̜̎ ̵̪̩̃̏̋̕r̷͉͙̩͛̽̆̍į̶̼̎g̴̨̲̙̺͗̂͗͆h̴̫̘̤̏̈t̵͒̉ͅ ̴̺͛̉͠b̷̜̤͛͌̃e̸̯̐̀͌͛f̵͉̔̄̍ọ̸̓͝r̴̡͇͍͕̈́̏́ë̴̯́̀ ̷̹̂̍̒̋ÿ̵͕̳̝́o̸̘͇̊̍u̴̪̻̰̎̈r̶̢̍ ̷͕̰̯̗̀e̸̢̤̰͖͊̾̏ỷ̵͜ě̶̡̯̻́ͅs̷͙̗̹̄̇́-̵̗̹̙̠̂̒͆̀


    T̴͕̳̦̣̤̬̜̦̎̒͘h̴̜̟̙͔̍͑͋ë̷͇́̏̈̂̒͐̚ ̵̠̤͓̼͗̎͘͝A̷̰̖̭̭͙̽̈́͌̅̿̈́̔̊t̴͚͛̋̚l̶̜͙͍̩̍ǎ̶̟̳̮̬̭̕̕͜s̸̝̣͑̓̍̽̇̚̚ ̸̡̛͙̘̬͎͙̏̇̐̓͐̈́̍ḧ̷̢̧̭͉̹̹͖͆̓̈ă̵̞͔͋̍͊̌̍s̶̢͙̩͑̆̅̌̈́͑͘ ̷̛̜̅̅̾̐͋d̷̪̫̠͙͕͖̙̍̈͝ͅę̸͕͓̣̼͙̼͎̅͋͠c̴̛̛̳͊̒̓̽̕i̷̛͚͂͂̽̇̂̌̕d̵͔̮̻̀̀̓é̴͇̭̹͍̗͓͊̕d̶̼͓̻̔̾̓̅ ̶̡̨̺̞͚͚̗̪̒̀͆̀̓̐y̴̢̢͈̲͓̣̖̳͒̅̽̆̀̓̽͝o̸̤͙̍̎̒̅u̴̧̖̯̹͙̺̜͎̓̽̊͌͌̈́̀̒ŕ̶̬̟̹̲͎̣̝̄̋̔̚͘ ̷͙̤͈̼͉̋͌́̒͊͝͠f̸̢̬̩̤̗̂̿̐̓̽́͝͝ä̴̡͙̲̜̬̻́̇̍̽̑̍͝͝t̴̺̫̘͔̓͌̿̽e̵͍͕͗͐

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  • P-8 Poseidon Design 1.5 years ago

    @OkaNieba
    ..maybe because it is.

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  • What’s are You Doing on Easter? 1.5 years ago

    • Find a rabbit
    • Blow it up with a shotgun shell
    • Leave cackling like a nutso

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  • Has anyone tried using Minecraft texture packs for their planes? 1.5 years ago

    1. Recreating Minecraft textures in this game using fuselage blocks is a painstaking process that requires you having the patience level of a call center agent working overtime for extra pay. Not only that, it requires a ton of parts just to replicate the look of the texture you want.
    2. If you use text images to overlay the build with Minecraft textures, you're at risk of lagging your device out along with the high chance of everyone else's should you choose to post it.
    3. You can't import Minecraft resource packs into SP because those resource packs in question are formatted and coded to be run through Minecraft which is in Java or Bedrock depending on your device. SP runs on Unity3D, a completely different engine.

    Pick your answer

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  • What are we not allowed to say here? 1.5 years ago

    @GuardianAerospace No one's even doing that.
    At this point you're just basically asking for someone to actually do it just so you'd have a reason to say something. Even from your recent forum description alone.

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  • International Woman Day! 1.5 years ago

    DAY OF WAMAN

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  • What is your best plane joke? 1.5 years ago

    To fighter guys, what's your favorite food in the Air Force/Navy?


    MACH AND CHEESE.

    Alexa, play Free Bird solo

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  • All I want to not to quit is to change thats all. 1.5 years ago

    @AtlasAir747MyBeloved
    Yeah, my pronouns are

    fuck/off

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  • [RD G4] MiG-29A Mantichora 1.6 years ago

    @DatTrainGuy19
    Maybe ask normally next time instead of looking like an 8 year old dingus trying to be funny? Don't take it the wrong way.

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  • I will take my first break in a while hah, hehehe 1.6 years ago

    See, this is what happens when you don't get off the caffeine

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  • Su-57 Felon 1.6 years ago

    blokky felony

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  • I'm concerned 1.6 years ago

    @Gro There's a difference between going in depth as to why the plane went down v.s spamming crashes online showing stats without further context.
    Most of the time you wouldn't even know if they actually happened unless researched about which alot of people don't really do

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  • Andrew Garrisphere 1.6 years ago

    Alright, gents.

    Let's bring back the Andrew builds.

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  • Hello Everybody! and bye Everybody. 1.6 years ago

    Fat Kim's never gonna let up.

    Stand for what's right, man. We'll see you in a bit.

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  • [Structure] Shinmei Torii I 1.6 years ago

    The fact that these things were still standing after the nuking of Hiroshima and Nagasaki shows how well planted they are in the ground, and how well they're made.

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  • «Korpoje-Kantikum» 1.7 years ago

    C̵̞̯̼̦̱̹̠̠̈́̄̅̈́̌̔͒̋̔̏̅͠͠o̶̪̦̙̤̪̼̞̤͚͙̠̥͖͆̊̐̏̃̈́́͘r̶͇̤̘̳̗̜͚͈̳̬̙̙͕̝̆p̴̧̨̝͕̟̤̭̠̗̺͕̹̏̾͊̊̈́̅́͋́̇̍̑̀͘o̴͇̭̲̻͔̬̘̱̳̲̖͓͑͑̒̀̊̎̽͝͝͝͝ŕ̷̼͕̍̒̄͐̐̇͑̾͛̍͂́͋ǎ̴̟̞͔̩̤̿̈́̃̎̀̔͋̂l̷̪̪͖͗̑̔̇͋̂͋̂̓̈̈̂̇͝͝ͅͅ ̴̛̩̅͒̌̎͋̂̓̀̍́̌̐̔͜͠c̶̨͎͔͖͔̙̹͕̩͚̮͕͇͊́͐̊̌̉́̚a̵̢͔̣̭̮͖̺̼̝̺̅̎̈́͋͛͆̓͂̂̍̍͘͠͝ͅn̵̺̺̙̹͉̞͂'̷̨̧͇̩̤͇̖̘̞̗̩͎̓́̇͊͌̃͑̐́́̃̂͐̈́͠ͅt̵̢͕͕̬͓̅̔͋̓̿͋̌͆ͅ ̷̨̛͉̫̹͊͋͊̊̈́̔́̾͗͐̕͝ͅc̵̙̘̣̙̭̫͓͈̦̽̀̉̃̓̾͋̈͛̒̇́͘̕͝ȗ̵̢̫̦̰̮͎̜͙̖̱̋͊̂̓m̴̧͉͈͍͔͈̙̝̩̯͇̺̮̌͑͛̒͜ͅ

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  • Guyfolk Tribute 1.7 years ago

    Ah yes, the cobra landing.
    One way to get the deck crew pissed at you cause you turned the landing gears to metal alloy gelatin

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  • What did I do wrong? 1.7 years ago

    Let me just lay this down.


    • Upvotes don't matter, they won't get you anywhere if that's what you always chase after. Even some white rank fresh out of account creation from bumfuck nowhere can make X build or Y build good enough and people WILL notice.
    • No one cares about what you build or how you make them as long as you don't break the community rules and you don't make anything universally offensive. This site is called SimplePlanes but a whole battleship is available for download.
    • You're doing nothing wrong unless you're stealing someone's work and claiming it as your own just for the hell of a skill issue, etc. So keep on trucking if you know and you checked that you aren't crossing the line.

    Moral of the story

    Your previous post got more upvotes than your most recent?
    So what?
    Keep building, keep moving up, get better if you know you still can.

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  • Remember this guy? 1.7 years ago

    @5 Pinned

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  • Remember this guy? 1.7 years ago

    @O202 And all that hostility will be directed at you. Your goal will be achieved, but it will also be your own undoing.
    You'll get tired as well. The cycle continues. There will always be someone who will stand on either side.
    The next one who comes after you will be put down, and there will be another one like me who will report. It's another form of balance, if you will.

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  • Remember this guy? 1.7 years ago

    @O202 Do tell me how you can scream in a comment section? Your superiority is every bit as entertaining and pathetic as your attempt at evading being banned for all the drama you caused.

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  • mario kart for drug abusers 1.7 years ago

    When you hit the blunt so hard the kart morphs into a speeder

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  • Really? 1.8 years ago

    • Alot of users still don't know that mobile mods aren't really possible anymore. Not everyone is informed or asks enough questions to be in the loop of certain things, which is why they ask now.
    • Some of those who ask are doing it sarcastically, some are the reason above. We'll never really know unless they tell or we figure it out
    • No one obliged you to keep telling those users. Anyone else can do it, or none at all. If you already said it once and another asks cause they didn't read, you don't need to do it again.

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  • Bf-109 Teaser 1.8 years ago

    hue hue hue
    Boyfriend109

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  • Where are all my followers!? ?? 1.8 years ago

    People will follow you if they feel like following you.
    Proper attention is earned. Until that happens, just keep chugging on.

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  • What do you think about SimplePlanes? 1.8 years ago

    Been here for nearly 5 years now. Loved my stay even through the shit that's been thrown at me.

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  • another plen that i built in few minutes 1.9 years ago

    There's the flying wing design
    Then there's the flying engine design

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  • The Legend of “Don’t be this Guy!” 1.9 years ago

    I'm not reading through all that but I'm sorry your cat ate a bee

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  • what happened? 2.0 years ago

    That pretty much sums it up.
    This game only dies once the community goes silent. It hit a dead end on updates but it'll live as long as the people inside it stick around.

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  • A Note of Thanks 2.0 years ago

    Final update but it sure as hell still gonna be the home for many in the next years to come.
    It's just too damn good to let go of that easily.

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  • British Plane (royal bush plane) 2.0 years ago

    Don't drink tea, kids.

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  • I've been fixed 2.0 years ago

    @starmango It takes quite some time for the devs working to get a deleted account back. There's a kind of automated data trashing process that immediately starts once an account is deleted. They had to stop that process and check whether everything I posted is still in place, then return my account to being visible on the site.
    .
    To quote Andrew who thankfully was active and I talked to while the incident was going on:
    It is a pain for us to recover an account

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  • I am back 2.1 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii Cease

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  • F-14VX Advanced Tomcat (Stealth Tomcat) 2.1 years ago

    No gun. Your a stealth fighter, if you get into a situation where you need a gun, then you currently have a case of skill issue and the proper treatment would be getting good

    Gents, in this world where missiles and jammers are aplenty, sometimes a Fox 3 up theirs won't just make the cut. Sometimes, the best way to let someone know that they're not meant to be in the air, is to get right on them and violently caress their fuselage with a well placed wall of cannon shells. Not to mention it's the cheapest weapon in your arsenal too.

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  • Cartoon image of SimplePlanes (Sample) 2.1 years ago

    Simple-chan evolution

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  • Optimus Prime 2.1 years ago

    PUTANGINA! SI OPTIMUM PRIDE!

    W̶̧͓͑O̴̤̚O̶̰͝E̶͙͎͗ ̴̭̇Ȇ̸̪Ẹ̶̛͂ ̷̲̂̾E̵̢̤͊̚E̴̛͎͚͒ ̸̻̆E̸͕͛͛E̵̛̦ ̶̩̈́E̵͂͜Ĕ̷̩̾ ̸̡͓̒Ḙ̸̝̇E̸̦͊͝

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  • When Life Gives You Ball 2.2 years ago

    When life gives you ball, make it bounce.
    If it doesn't, rethink your life.
    .
    If it's just a single ball and it's right between your legs, you're half a man.
    If you're a lady who has one, you're a Chernobyl disaster mutant.

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  • Afternoon Plane Spotting at RAAF Base Williamtown! 2.2 years ago

    Fake Australian planes. They don't fly upside down!

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  • #fatplane #fuselagepositivity #fuselageshaming 2.2 years ago

    She needs to work out

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  • OCEAN GATE TITAN. 2.2 years ago

    Now, we put bomba to simulate kabooma

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  • The Ice base got a karma 2.2 years ago

    "Do you want it petrified or vaporized"

    Judgement: Da.

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  • If you feel sad about your points, just remember this 2.2 years ago

    @32 @Korzalerke2147483647
    That's what I'm saying. That one should stop caring about how many points they'll get or should expect to get high points "for all that effort" and just build what they desire with care and passion, not letting the fame and numbers get into their heads.
    Cause in the end, all these thousands of points won't yield you anything of actual use in this site and community other than the attention that you got for being a great/decent builder. Good on you if you get recognized, but don't let the increased popularity affect your general way of doing stuff.
    .
    Just enjoy the process. People love what you made after you submit them? Good for you. I understand some people change overtime and some use this kind of popularity as their drive to get better, but I'm just putting this out for the new ones who are aiming to be good builders. You can make the derpiest build you could ever cobble together and people will either like it or hate it. It won't matter. As long as you built something and you enjoyed it, you're okay. Just don't break the rules.
    .
    You want to improve? Go right ahead. You need help improving? There's a ton of veteran users out here willing to lend a hand, and a ton of examples to study that might help you chisel your own designs the way you want it to be. Just don't rely on points for validation in this community, cause you already have been valid in the first place.

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  • Mitsubishi F-2 Niwabi Enshou 2.3 years ago

    @Rainbowdash247 It runs fine on a lemon with electrodes shoved up both ends so I guess you're ok

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  • Yokota AFB Friendship Festival 2023 2.3 years ago

    borgir

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  • Shiny canopy (one min tutorial) 2.3 years ago

    @Kangy
    This
    Or this for glass fuselages
    For the glass fuselage, you change the one-way color visibility via hideInside

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  • Looking for Opinions 2.3 years ago

    Just post one R44 with the custom rotors and one with stock. That way everyone wins. Submit one as unlisted and link it through your main post.

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  • MiG-29A Fulcrum-C 2.4 years ago

    Just a little suggestion for you:
    Try using the non-functional second gun as a tracer simulator like how I did with the modified version of this. The tracer gun won't deal any damage since it's just meant to imitate spacing between the lit rounds, and the actual gun that fires has a grey/dark grey and very downscaled bulletScale which does the real damage

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