43.9k PlanesOfOld Comments

  • Update 1.9.205 4.1 years ago

    Fuselage blocks should be able to twist- like a drill bit. This would be extremely useful for making ships as at the moment building properly shaped hulls is near impossible to do smoothly. And creating complex shapes with the current ones is incredibly tedious at the moment.

    Alternatively a system where you can select coordinates and fill them with a fuselage that contours to that shape.

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  • I just made a world breaking discovery that is most likely common sense to you guys. 3.6 years ago

    Or do the bigbrain move and make the entire build out of wings.

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  • A discourse on the wing building method. 18 days ago

    @TheMouse @WisconsinStatePolice I hope you both do! It's the peak of oldschool simpleplanes.

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  • How can I prevent my ship from rocking backand forth? 3.6 years ago

    Do you mean it's unstable in the water? Does it seem top-heavy?

    Ideally you want to have the centre of mass below the water.

    If that doesn't fix it you can make some small buoyant fuselages and nudge them to the sides as stabilisers. But the main thing is weight below the water- look at ship designs, and you will see most have lots of ballast, In the old days it was rocks or other weights, but now its usually a load of water tanks at the bottom of the hull.

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  • I am mad 3.6 years ago

    This whole lark is just random luck, it all depends when you post and if it gets swamped in new.

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  • STOP ABUSING KRAKENS 5.9 years ago

    Crabs are people
    Clams are people
    Krakens are people
    Legit or quit

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  • What's a good way to get your Airplanes recognized 3.6 years ago

    Upload around 7pm US time,

    Good screenshots.

    Teasers.

    Consistent quality.

    Unique style.

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  • German WWII bombs 4.5 years ago

    @Mustang51 The only thing that took longer was doing the research. I spent several hours going through old forums to find the holy grail of WWII German ordinance, A declassified US Army document with every single weapon system used by Germany in WWII. Its some fascinating stuff. I might make a forum post with a link to the PDF.

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  • Fairey Swordfish Mk.I F.A.A. [W.5856] 5.4 years ago

    I say.. What a spiffing reproduction.

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  • Flags & Emblems Challenge 5.5 years ago

    I lol'd at the examples!

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  • It’s Muh Birthday ! 5.5 years ago

    happy bidet

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  • The Armistice 5.6 years ago

    In Flanders fields the poppies blow
    Between the crosses, row on row,
    That mark our place; and in the sky
    The larks, still bravely singing, fly
    Scarce heard amid the guns below.

    We are the Dead. Short days ago
    We lived, felt dawn, saw sunset glow,
    Loved and were loved, and now we lie
    In Flanders fields.

    Take up our quarrel with the foe:
    To you from failing hands we throw
    The torch; be yours to hold it high.
    If ye break faith with us who die
    We shall not sleep, though poppies grow
    In Flanders fields.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 8.5 years ago

    It still has terrible handling when on high, @Hazo

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 8.7 years ago

    amaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaazing ... But what's with the spontaneous combustion? And litteraly no pitch

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  • What are we not allowed to say here? one month ago

    I believe that someone decides. I asked once a very long time ago but I don't remember what the answer was. A bunch of mods came to my post and left lists of profanities I think.

    They can't stop you from speaking in code or doing acrostics. For unlike certain kindred methods nobody can be sure whether they are intentional.

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  • Signs You are about to have a Meltdown 4 months ago

    @ColonelRelford you seem to have trumped my collection, my oldest books are all from the 1840s-50s.
    (And few of them are worthy of display cases.)

    I also had no idea you made forays into archaeology, how interesting.

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  • Union Jack of the United Kingdom 4.0 years ago

    @asteroidbook345 Its
    Rule Britannia
    Britannia rules the waves
    Britons never ever ever shall be slaves.

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  • 1:1 Avro-Roe IV Triplane 1911 5.2 years ago

    @Sgtk No problemo. Its a fun build and very nice to fly.
    And since you ask for tips on improvement I shall share a few small constructive criticisms of your rather lovely plane that you can easily ignore as they don't really matter to the average joe.

    The radiator is missing (the original aircraft had a radiator between the fuel tank and the engine)

    The fuselage is slightly too shallow but that doesn't really matter.

    The rear fuselage should have a constant taper to the tail rather than being straight and then tapering.

    The rigging wires are too thick for the scale (imo)

    And a custom engine would have looked great on this plane.

    The steering wheel would be relatively easy to animate using scaled down rotators.

    It is missing a few small details such as the sprung tail skid and several rigging wires on the undercarriage and the wires connecting the bottom wing to the middle wing.

    Still I will rate it a 10/10 because I tend to focus on silly insignificant details that nobody else notices because I am a sperg.

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  • Problems with Building a Perfection-Class Creation 5.4 years ago

    When you build a perfection class Voisin III and nobody cares # feelsbadman

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  • What's everyone's dream car? 5.6 years ago

    realistically a Morgan car (any of them)

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  • The site is as popular as it was over 3 years ago. 5.6 years ago

    I have definitely noticed a significant lack of upvotes on my builds.

    Perhaps people don't like wing builds anymore.

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  • Supermarine S.6 6.1 years ago

    I remember making one of these in the old days before fuselage blocks, good times.

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  • Am I the only one seeing more and more political things in SP? 11 days ago

    They cometh, they goeth, as all trends.

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  • Why are my parts sentient? 11 days ago

    As far as I remember you must do the ritual of exiting the hangar and re entering 3 times (or once) but 3 times seems more ritualy.

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  • A discourse on the wing building method. 17 days ago

    @32 yes I did! That's why I was checking the site – and noticed the almost complete absence of wing built planes!

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  • Next plane? 18 days ago

    The hawker sea hawk, it's hands down the most beautiful carrier jet ever made.

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  • A discourse on the wing building method. 18 days ago

    @WaterFlavouredSpitfires I feel like a Sumerian who has timewarped to modern London

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  • A discourse on the wing building method. 18 days ago

    @Graingy yes yes, pain is the mother of creation.

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  • SimplePlanes 2 FAQ 18 days ago

    It is nice to hear that it will be backwards compatible!

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  • A discourse on the wing building method. 18 days ago

    @Noname918181818181818181 of course, I just wished to highlight possibilities that are easily overlooked.

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  • B & W seaplane 18 days ago

    @WisconsinStatePolice this one is a real fossil, not quite sure if it even flies!

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  • How to get more followers. [THE ultimate guide] 18 days ago

    @TheMouse I'm slow nevermind!

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  • How to get more followers. [THE ultimate guide] 18 days ago

    Simply do not care about followers, just build what comes from your soul, do not pretend to do anything else. Don't be a drama user it's not worth the hassle.

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  • big log 19 days ago

    Build a loggery (multiplicity of logs conjoined by friendly relations)

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  • WERY OLD CANNON one month ago

    It always touches me when I get a ping even though I am inactive.

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  • WERY OLD CANNON one month ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122 I certainly do!

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  • What are we not allowed to say here? one month ago

    @Graingy breathing mostly. Contemplation, music, reading many books. Etc etc.

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  • lurkers of sp unite one month ago

    @ColonelRelford I have always wanted to be addressed as "the chair"

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  • Basic Brit Care 4 months ago

    @ColonelRelford You have excellent taste sir.

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  • The Lil’ Rotter’s Chair Throwing Game! 4 months ago

    @ColonelRelford indeed; few moderns have the patience to master the form, or the correct manner of breathing required for the perfect throw.

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  • The Lil’ Rotter’s Chair Throwing Game! 4 months ago

    Oh good lord. Flashbacks to the glory days.

    I think you will find it was a plastic chair; but these are accurate enough -nice and sturdy too, which is what one wants in a chair.

    Chairs should not have much give to them, or else, I find that they are rather poor for throwing, and poorer for sitting.

    9/10 doctors and psychotics alike reccomend strong, stiff chairs.

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  • Signs You are about to have a Meltdown 4 months ago

    Personally, I have a predilection for sniffing antique books; it is something of an art to take a big huff without subsequently sneezing.

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  • Basic Brit Care 4 months ago

    There is truly nothing more beautiful than the smell of burning coal.

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  • How can I prevent my ship from rocking backand forth? 4 months ago

    @ColonelRelford I will never loose my flair for the dramatic, I think that it is innate. If I stop being dramatic something will have gone horribly wrong.

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  • How can I prevent my ship from rocking backand forth? 4 months ago

    @ColonelRelford And a belated Merry Christmas to you sir, may '24 be an excellent year for us all.

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  • What's a good way to get your Airplanes recognized 3.6 years ago

    @abuttifulpigeon EST

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  • Holy fricken crap 3.6 years ago

    Erm. Who?

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  • I wanna know about the community. 3.6 years ago

    1. Tea

    2. Simplerockets, Downloaded the game on launch.

    3. I like aeroplanes.

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  • Aeromotive 5C-2 4.0 years ago

    @Aerofy To stop the guns hitting the props, they either have to be right behind the props so the bullet spawns infront of it, or you can use the overload mod to disable part collisions on the props- it should make them invulnerable to bullets.

    IMO putting the armament there under the nose was for the best.

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