@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Our soldiers (which mind you, are largely locally recruited) have a very good relationship with the people. They fight in our army because they believe that service with the Paternian Army will help defend their country better due to our friendly relation with Sals and our superior military.
Salish forces have only fought yours when your armies tried to cross into Salish territory in pursuit of our armies after raids.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation The best biologists will have to take plenty of time to not only identify said pathogen, but develop said cure for a hundred in one.
And then that one cure is then absolutely overwhelmed by drug resistance because lol bacterial reproduction rates and Darwin.
@JakeTheDogg We have admitted our heavy losses in Operation Rising Storm. We have lost India and our campaigns in China have been Persian military victories. Persia had a chance to win, that is if they followed the Nairobi Strategy as detailed by Awwam. But nooo... he decides to cure a hundred different pathogens.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation It's ours. America and Canada is ours. Your armies, greatly weakened after losses from zombies and demoralized by the prospect of further combat, have either been decimated or surrendered en masse.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation We declare this conflict over as you continue to report battlefield victories as two billion zombies close into your position.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Lovely comedy over the radio, your battle reports are.
It angers your people you insist war when most of your empire is ruled by the mob of the undead.
Over two billion people have died or became infected by the zombie virus because of your negligence to adopt the Nairobi Strategy. Your empire's citizens amount to 20 million because of your utterly rubbish reaction.
In the meantime, the Paternian Army of North Africa's commitment in Mecca and Medina have successfully evacuated the immune and uninfected to our evacuation point in the Siani Peninsula after months of fighting. We are planning to retreat from the holy cities due to our inability to hold off ever-increasing hordes without resorting to more destructive tactics.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation They did so at relatively low cost (several million people vs. your entire country) because they knew how to kill zombies.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation But seriously, you don't even do a proper anti-zombie cleansing. Zombies have infected 90% of your empire. Awwam is more or less existing because of tactics perfected by their East African compatriots, who have dealt with similar diseases for centuries.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Your army firstly, was virtually nonexistent.
Seriously. ONE cure versus a hundred pathogens which grew immunity to it in a month? It's the way of modern cures.
Awwam survived the outbreak far better than you because they realized that modern medicine fails, and that a $25 machete to the head of a zombie was far more effective.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation We just tend to build different specialist vehicles off a common chassis because it's a lot simpler to do so.
After all, why go through the process of designing a completely new hull when you can modify something you have to be better.
Take the Avenger M3 main battle tank. While obsolete as a tank due to advances in firepower and armor, we have found new uses for the hull itself. The hull has been re-purposed into armored personnel carriers, self-propelled howitzers, self-propelled anti-aircraft guns, engineering tanks, and armored recovery vehicles.
This way, we can field a number of unique specialist vehicles while retaining a common chassis that allows for easier logistics.
Another common vehicle is the Ardent M6. While far from obsolete, it forms the majority of our tank force. As a result, it only makes sense to make specialist vehicles based off the chassis, such as self-propelled anti-aircraft guns, flame tanks, and command vehicles
We have self-propelled howitzers, armored personnel carriers, self-propelled anti-aircraft guns, assault guns, bridging vehicles (upcoming), engineering vehicles, armored recovery vehicles (basically tank tow trucks), mine-clearers, light reconnaissance tanks, main battle tanks, flame tanks, and command tanks.
How many different types of "tank" do you have? Main battle tank, super heavy tank, and now a light tank. Pitiful.
@Supermini555 Yeah. It's understandable that flamethrower operators get shot if captured. We give flame tank crews and flamethrower troopers 10% extra pay because of this.
@JakeTheDogg Yes.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Our soldiers (which mind you, are largely locally recruited) have a very good relationship with the people. They fight in our army because they believe that service with the Paternian Army will help defend their country better due to our friendly relation with Sals and our superior military.
Salish forces have only fought yours when your armies tried to cross into Salish territory in pursuit of our armies after raids.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation We laugh at your false modesty.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Really?
Look, our battlefield claims are as different as apples and oranges. Except our allies use logical arguments while your allies use logical fallacies.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation The best biologists will have to take plenty of time to not only identify said pathogen, but develop said cure for a hundred in one.
And then that one cure is then absolutely overwhelmed by drug resistance because lol bacterial reproduction rates and Darwin.
@JakeTheDogg We have admitted our heavy losses in Operation Rising Storm. We have lost India and our campaigns in China have been Persian military victories. Persia had a chance to win, that is if they followed the Nairobi Strategy as detailed by Awwam. But nooo... he decides to cure a hundred different pathogens.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Seriously? ONE cure for a hundred unique pathogens.
Finally, a jet that can actually go toe to toe with the Paternian Air Force.
And the GWWII is over. The Persians mount several last-minute attacks, all failing over the overwhelming numbers of the Paternian Army.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Look at the list.
@JakeTheDogg We're no longer at war with a nation which is virtually populated by zombies.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation It's ours. America and Canada is ours. Your armies, greatly weakened after losses from zombies and demoralized by the prospect of further combat, have either been decimated or surrendered en masse.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Really? Its not against the rules.
And given the requirements of being a moderator, it is already decided that your nation is a rump state.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation THE WHOLE OF NORTH AMERICA IS OURS.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation We declare this conflict over as you continue to report battlefield victories as two billion zombies close into your position.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Really? Over a hundred new species?
Now that's OP.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Lovely comedy over the radio, your battle reports are.
It angers your people you insist war when most of your empire is ruled by the mob of the undead.
Over two billion people have died or became infected by the zombie virus because of your negligence to adopt the Nairobi Strategy. Your empire's citizens amount to 20 million because of your utterly rubbish reaction.
In the meantime, the Paternian Army of North Africa's commitment in Mecca and Medina have successfully evacuated the immune and uninfected to our evacuation point in the Siani Peninsula after months of fighting. We are planning to retreat from the holy cities due to our inability to hold off ever-increasing hordes without resorting to more destructive tactics.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation And it's not OP that my hundred pathogens evolve resistance. It's all science.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation They did so at relatively low cost (several million people vs. your entire country) because they knew how to kill zombies.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation But seriously, you don't even do a proper anti-zombie cleansing. Zombies have infected 90% of your empire. Awwam is more or less existing because of tactics perfected by their East African compatriots, who have dealt with similar diseases for centuries.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation They don't surrender. Especially the Greeks.
They remember Thermopylae, Palatea, Salamis, and Marathon.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Your army firstly, was virtually nonexistent.
Seriously. ONE cure versus a hundred pathogens which grew immunity to it in a month? It's the way of modern cures.
Awwam survived the outbreak far better than you because they realized that modern medicine fails, and that a $25 machete to the head of a zombie was far more effective.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation He switched sides.
You're hemorrhaging allies faster than blood from an arterial wound.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation We did put of a fight, sir.
A big fight.
Like, most of the Persian army committed completely destroyed.
It was easier than Palatea and Salamis.
@MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation We just tend to build different specialist vehicles off a common chassis because it's a lot simpler to do so.
After all, why go through the process of designing a completely new hull when you can modify something you have to be better.
Take the Avenger M3 main battle tank. While obsolete as a tank due to advances in firepower and armor, we have found new uses for the hull itself. The hull has been re-purposed into armored personnel carriers, self-propelled howitzers, self-propelled anti-aircraft guns, engineering tanks, and armored recovery vehicles.
This way, we can field a number of unique specialist vehicles while retaining a common chassis that allows for easier logistics.
Another common vehicle is the Ardent M6. While far from obsolete, it forms the majority of our tank force. As a result, it only makes sense to make specialist vehicles based off the chassis, such as self-propelled anti-aircraft guns, flame tanks, and command vehicles
We have self-propelled howitzers, armored personnel carriers, self-propelled anti-aircraft guns, assault guns, bridging vehicles (upcoming), engineering vehicles, armored recovery vehicles (basically tank tow trucks), mine-clearers, light reconnaissance tanks, main battle tanks, flame tanks, and command tanks.
How many different types of "tank" do you have? Main battle tank, super heavy tank, and now a light tank. Pitiful.
Holy details!
@LiamW It can seem so sometimes.
Also, there is a big turret ring shot trap.
@LiamW And this tank has pretty heavy frontal armor. And I doubt anyone can throw a grenade 500 meters. Grenade throwing range is 15 meters.
RPGs are typically very close-range weapons, about 300m to guarantee a hit.
@LiamW Its the emblem of the Paternian Armed Forces, a blue field with a white triangle. This is the low-visibility form.
And shhh...you'll attract all the tin foil hat folks. They're crazy.
@Supermini555 About 800-1,200 degrees Celsius. We use the US military's Napalm B mix.
Also note the napalm tends to stick to skin pretty well. While burning. Even in water.
@LiamW I mean, the only reason why we just don't get a regular tank and shoot white phosphorous shells (which we do) is because this is far scarier.
@Supermini555 This also is quite effective against zombies.
@LiamW Anyways, I don't think OHSA is paying attention to this thing.
@SimpleTechAndResearch Nice!
@LiamW Said asbestos is sealed behind steel.
@Supermini555 Yeah. It's understandable that flamethrower operators get shot if captured. We give flame tank crews and flamethrower troopers 10% extra pay because of this.
@Supermini555 3,000mph?
@GoldenEagle Sure!
@Supermini555 Yeah. And these things, once it begins shooting, becomes a bullet magnet.
And is it not uncommon for flame tank crews to be summarily executed if captured alive due to the perceived inhumanity of the weapon.
I mean, being electrocuted is bad enough, but being burned alive is a fear as primal as fire itself.
@nukacolaquantum Thanks!
@SimpleTechAndResearch Mostly because we can strap it to a tank. Which means we can make it much bigger.
@Mudkip @MemeKingIndustriesAndMegaCorporation Feeling toasty?
@PINK @GoldenEagle @SimpleTechAndResearch BURN!!!!!
@PINK Gotcha.
@Sharky We shall float like a butterfly, and sting like a bee, much like Muhammad Ali.
And like Muhammad Ali, will be mostly undefeated.
@PINK Good. Can I use bases in Iceland and Norway in order to retake Greenland?
@PINK RIP Avaruan Brazil.
@SimpleTechAndResearch No. Honey Badgers and Wolverines are hard enough to deal with.
@PINK We found Kevlar or even improvised guards made from tightly-wrapped paper or cloth, bound with rope or tape, to be very effective as well.
@GoldenEagle And some M36 rifles. The one's with the carry handles.