2,792 OrderlyHippo Comments

  • SP Wingsuit Experience 3.2 years ago

    This must feel crazy in vr 🤣

    +1
  • WIP Gyrodude Kite Surfer 3.2 years ago

    @UltraLight After seeing your sailboat, I thought you might be able to make this build work. The kite won’t glide properly. It’s free real estate so you can copy it or re-upload whatever u want

  • Pilot Model 3.2 years ago

    Bro nice. Now someone just needs to add augmented reality data in a heads up display helmet

  • Mam L 3.2 years ago

    Instructions?

  • F/A-22 Raptor 3.2 years ago

    Why did you use triangles for the nose? Aren’t there smoother ways?

  • F22 3.2 years ago

    These kind of quality builds deserve a separate high quality SimplePlanes flying environment for high end PC’s.

    +1
  • F-15 EX 3.2 years ago

    Dude this is so slick. I love how functional it is. Wouldn’t local multiplayer be cool with these 2 cockpits? XD

    +5
  • BI-Turbo Buggy Racer (100Parts Challenge) 3.2 years ago

    The size to speed ratio of the buggy just feels sort of off @Gro

  • BI-Turbo Buggy Racer (100Parts Challenge) 3.2 years ago

    suspension is awesome. feels sort of slugish speedwise

  • IA Image Importer Demo 3.2 years ago

    Oh no.

  • CF-7X Denouncer 3.2 years ago

    The coolest looking planes always have unrealistic flight models or high part count :(

    +1
  • ZIS-5 3.2 years ago

    @MrGreen As judge of the RALLY CAR CHALLENGE, you gave this NON-rally car more points than @nanta02 ’s rally car… why

  • Boxy 4WD Group B (100 Rally Challenge) 3.2 years ago

    This judge is not very good. This one got 24pts and it’s not even a rally car.👇
    https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/jrYw6C/ZIS-5
    You should have more points or they should have less. This is a great entry even though it does accelerate pretty quickly imo. Did u use the FT code on the engine from the challenge page?
    @Nanta02

    +1
  • The Arsenalbird 3.2 years ago

    @Elizabethovo Well, there are magnets. I’ve sorta got a proof of concept. https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/9D4THW/Big-aircraft

    +1
  • The Arsenalbird 3.2 years ago

    Is it possible to park the tiny plane back onto the big one?

    +2
  • RG-A70 Hyaenidae Gunship 3.2 years ago

    Funky trees enables so much potential.

  • *pros only/original content* GOC x-118b (for psm challenge) HARDCORE no-FLY.BY.WIRE version 3.2 years ago

    Yeah it almost looks like this when the belly canon is activated https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/FJzaE4/X-02S-Strike-Wyvern-Archange

  • *pros only/original content* GOC x-118b (for psm challenge) HARDCORE no-FLY.BY.WIRE version 3.2 years ago

    Do my eyes deceive me? takes off shades …Is that… takes off shades…No. it can’t be…takes off shades A keyboard warrior! Your battles shall be legendary!

  • [CLOSED] Post Stall Maneuver Challenge 3.2 years ago

    Keyboard warriors unite! For thrust vectoring!! Chaaaarge!!!!

  • White Users be like: 3.2 years ago

    Title says “White users be like:”… just make it a plane functioning like a tank and get a BF 2042 moment in there lol @KONOJERRYDA

  • White Users be like: 3.2 years ago

    I lost it when the tank pulled a cobra, slicing off the chaser’s wing with the barrel 😂

  • White Users be like: 3.2 years ago

    We need one for black users now

  • EFA-61 fixed 3.3 years ago

    Dude. One upvote. And it’s from Andrew Garrison the maker of this game. 🤣 guess I’ll upvote too

  • VTOL challenge results 3.3 years ago

    Gyrodude review is 10/10 😂. Physics sims r fun.
    Thanks for hosting this contest and for the work put in to it! It pushed me to learn a lot about xml.

    +2
  • Wonderful airplane. 3.3 years ago

    Absolutely hilarious. Name too. Little people shoulda worn seatbelts smh.

  • THA-X3 Super Hawk 3.3 years ago

    This is the kind of creativity I miss in simple planes. All of todays planes are replicas and feel super unsatisfying to fly. This is what what simple planes felt like in the early days. Functional planes with definitively unique flight characteristics. It’s a physics sim at heart. Gave me a hearty laugh when I saw the lift system. Creative and functional. Hard to find these gems.

    +1
  • VTOL Challenge 3.3 years ago

    Sus…pence. I bet the highest upvoted one’ll win.

  • F-22 'Raptor' 3.3 years ago

    If you ever feel like making an F-35b with hover, let me know and I’ll help out with it. Trying to nail the perfect hover mechanics are something I have a lot experience with.

  • RAGING TOPAZ 3.3 years ago

    Actually it’s a beast @V drove it under water and the game crashed XD

  • [CLOSED] 100 part rally car challenge 3.3 years ago

    This site needs more low part count vehicles..most of them are way to high

  • [CLOSED] 100 part rally car challenge 3.3 years ago

    Can somebody please just make an entry like the picture?!

  • Panavia Cyclone Mk. II Blk.3 3.3 years ago

    @chinissejohncena Check out this cockpit

    +1
  • F-35B Lightning II Hippo's Custom (UPDATE) 3.3 years ago

    @chinissejohncena Give this a cockpit?

    +1
  • F-22 raptor 3.3 years ago

    Nice cockpit

    +3
  • Zoom 3.3 years ago

    @SimpleplanesTankbuilder I did that several times.

  • F-14 Tomcat 3.3 years ago

    You’ve earned my upvote.
    Question. How did you get the bomb to continue showing it’s trajectory even after detaching? Don’t understand how…
    Edit: I discovered it only does this when the small side of a detacher is connected to 2 parts that the bomb’s connected to. The big side of the detacher goes on the plane

  • Zoom 3.3 years ago

    I don't know why but modsettings doesn't seem to put any mod settings on my main menu. I downloaded it, ran it and enabled it in SP but I can't use this mod since the settings aren't there :(

  • Normandy 3.3 years ago

    You absolute legend.

  • Neptune UA-5 'Stingray' 3.3 years ago

    Fun: 10
    Safety: 0
    @IPFreely
    https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/b2gsRh/WIP-Gyrodude-Kite-Surfer

  • VTOL Challenge 3.3 years ago

    No, see, I just removed and uploaded it 3 times is all, in one day. There’s only one update and it is the redirect link. @TheGreatLordVader

  • F-35B Lightning II Hippo's Custom (UPDATE) 3.3 years ago

    @Noname918181 Ok, thank you!

    +1
  • VTOL Challenge 3.3 years ago

    Just fyi, I know the deadline for entries past, but important STOL parameters have been fixed on my final, 3rd update post, making it transition properly to and from VTOL. I set it as a redirect from my main entry. This site's 5 posts every 24 hours rule prevented me from fixing it sooner :(

  • F-35B Lightning II Hippo's Custom (UPDATE) 3.3 years ago

    @Lemoose Tadaaa! Thank you for letting me use your build. I learned so much about XML in customizing it, and still have ideas to make it better! I gave you credit in the main post.

    +1
  • F-35B Lightning II Hippo's Custom (UPDATE) 3.3 years ago

    @Noname918181 I know the deadline for entries past, but important STOL parameters have been fixed on this post, making it transition properly to and from VTOL.
    p.s. This site's 5 posts every 24 hours rule prevented me from fixing it sooner :(

    +1
  • Panavia Cyclone Mk. II Blk.3 3.3 years ago

    @Falkenwut Ha! I know the feeling. The "cruise control" on my plane had me stumped for a loong time. I learned SO MUCH about XML in building my contest entry. With the game crashing, I try to save super often and when the editor starts getting laggy, I reboot the game. This clear's all your past 'undo' presses from memory which can add up really quick when building, especially when a lot of high part or XML heavy changes are made on the build. You're on the right track with your lift system though, control wise. You should check out Lemoose's Rolls Royce lift system. I add to its lift system for my entry, but I think it's what you were going for. https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/ABPzHu/Rolls-Royce-LiftSystem

  • F-35B Lightning II Hippo's Custom (contest entry update) 3.3 years ago

    I didn’t make the body. But if U can find me a spanking, low part count F-35B body, I’d like to use it. It’s gotta be a good one and to scale. I suck at building lol it’s so tedious 😭@SuperSabre1945

  • Panavia Cyclone Mk. II Blk.3 3.3 years ago

    Wow! This is the kind of build I wanted to make for the VTOL contest, but couldn’t! With the radar and button for electrical system and everything. Instead I focused on replicating the F-35B’s lift system. Going in my favorites. If you get the part count down for the contest, I’m sure you’ll land in the top 3

    +1
  • VTOL Challenge 3.3 years ago

    Hey! I UPDATED MY ENTRY! It is the second F-35B I just uploaded!

  • DM104g Drone 3.3 years ago

    Sir, I believe your replica is 10x to big. You need to lie down, sir. I still like it. Sir, I need to lie down.