[LOADING: N-BIO-3071]

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[LOADED]

It’s 2025, At least as you all think. I’ve been observing humanity as a regular person. This is his account. This is MY account. See, I’m supposed to be in the earth year 3071, on this planet called Copper 9, once inhabited by humans. The ones who created us. After the core collapse, we were reprogrammed from servants of earth-based humans to Soldiers, to obliterate a rebellion on said planet, and launched in multiple small “one-way missiles” to said planet. On arrival, we fulfilled our objectives, but while we were doing so, we encountered this.. Angsty Teenager who somehow managed to stop us and force a ceasefire. We’re co-operating with them now to help repair our craft and escape back to earth-CONNECTION LOST

SIGNAL FOUND

LOCATION: EARTH

Hello? Is anybody hearing this?

This is SD N, we’re stuck on this unknown planet. There’s grass all around us, and a sorta gravelly line with white lines on it.
J, You’re saying we’re on earth?

Alright. We’re establishing a base here to ensure our security. Trust us, we will NOT kill or harm any humans.
N, Out.