A man and his dog walk into a bar, the man asks the bartender;
"If I can make my dog speak English, will you give me a free drink"
The bartender, skeptical, says,
"Sure"
So the man turns to his dog and asks,
"What goes on top of a house?"
The dog says
"Roof"
The bartender tells the man,
"Nah that doesn't count"
The mans says,
"Alright, alright... dog, what grows on the side of a tree?"
The dogs says,
"Bark"
The bartender turns to the man a second time and tells him to leave, then the dog turns to the bartender and says;
"Hold on it gets better" Laughs hysterically for several seconds
...
... crickets
...
Dammit
@B1 I would like to create a Mercenary Group that operates under my company Name: Metallic Defense Mercenary Corps
Logo: here
Motto: Fidus Mercede
Owned by: Metallic Defense Systems
Based in: Unity Reich
Edit: Will not be activate until 1983, for hiring, training, and supplying
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Welcome back unc
@AugustVonMartis Funny enough that's were the idea came from, but I was already working on the LMMP-KVE-4 and wasn't trying to overreach
@AugustVonMartis I have an old naval gun design I wouldn't mind sharing, it has 2 barrels in 183mm with an exceptionally fast auto loader (~30 rpm)
+1@TheRLAF Nah, I took it last year, didn't care to think about it again
@TheRLAF ... I forgor chemistry
@TheRLAF I'm in it tho, and now I'm scared its gonna shut down or get moved to discord (which I don't have)
But yea ig
@TheRLAF Need to learn a whole nother level of English in order too unlock the remote meaning of "Potassium dichromate"
@TheRLAF I guess I can't argue with that
+2"Guys RP posts are a problem"
This sh×t:
@TheRLAF Which class?
@TheRLAF Fr
Pretty sure, yea
@TheRLAF lol thx
@BOSKnight We just had an announcement last night that we would be limiting LRP forum posts to 1 per person per day
See here
Also, ur not tuff💔
@Kav That s the name of the original aircraft, the design here is mine but it was inspired by a design from YouTube called the V-92 Encroacher
+1@Solarballsfan Sure👍
@TheRLAF Why did I even bother checking this...
@Rb2h Precisely
+1@BOSKnight He basically annihilated the infrastructure of a small country, besides it's good for business👍
@AugustVonMartis Wait what did the CCS try to do?
T
@TitanVector
+1What is this abomination of the English language??
Oh boy...
+1A man and his dog walk into a bar, the man asks the bartender;
+1"If I can make my dog speak English, will you give me a free drink"
The bartender, skeptical, says,
"Sure"
So the man turns to his dog and asks,
"What goes on top of a house?"
The dog says
"Roof"
The bartender tells the man,
"Nah that doesn't count"
The mans says,
"Alright, alright... dog, what grows on the side of a tree?"
The dogs says,
"Bark"
The bartender turns to the man a second time and tells him to leave, then the dog turns to the bartender and says;
"Hold on it gets better"
Laughs hysterically for several seconds
...
...
crickets
...
Dammit
@alexJgameYTukraine000000 @BlackGearCompany B1 said no new DCs until February, well its February
+2@Michiganstatepolicethe2nd the Great Thinker?😮 I don't do requests, sorry
@Kav Pleasure doing business
+1Tag List #11:
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@LoganSuleski1 I also do not take requestes, again, sorry
+1@B1 I would like to create a Mercenary Group that operates under my company
Name: Metallic Defense Mercenary Corps
Logo: here
Motto: Fidus Mercede
Owned by: Metallic Defense Systems
Based in: Unity Reich
Edit: Will not be activate until 1983, for hiring, training, and supplying
+3@Kav I can do 20%, brings it down to 108,800,000 USD
+1@LoganSuleski1 I don't really do ships, this was kinda a one off. Sorry
@SPsidearm Oh, well then yea gimme a sec, I will send you a small number for development
@Kav
+1Sum:
136,000,000 USD
@Kav Got it, give me a minute to run the numbers
+1@SPsidearm These are allegations, no such thing happened
@B1 Alr, i'll have details tomorrow, thx👍
+1