Joke?

A man and his dog walk into a bar, the man asks the bartender;
"If I can make my dog speak English, will you give me a free drink"
The bartender, skeptical, says,
"Sure"
So the man turns to his dog and asks,
"What goes on top of a house?"
The dog says
"Roof"
The bartender tells the man,
"Nah that doesn't count"
The mans says,
"Alright, alright... dog, what grows on the side of a tree?"
The dogs says,
"Bark"
The bartender turns to the man a second time and tells him to leave, then the dog turns to the bartender and says;
"Hold on it gets better"
Laughs hysterically for several seconds
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crickets
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Dammit

The only joke I know of is my life. buh-dum tss

@KatBapa20
Whuh

@TheRLAF I wished if that ATM in question were sentient other than a random guy inside of it who's presumably planning to take him and kill him (oh boy, that was.. bizarre)

Not exactly a joke
One time, me and my bff were just talking, when the topic came to ATMs (don't ask)
And he(might've been me as well) said something along the lines of "There's like a little guy inside the ATM dude"
And I, in a Mr Krabs voice, responded:
"I'LL TAKE THAT GUY AND KILL HIM SO I CAN HAVE ALL THE MONEY IN THE WORLD ARGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAGAG"
Which promptly made him laugh for around 15 minutes straight

@KatBapa20 Yeah I didn't too!

@Boeing727200F Uhhh.. is that even a joke or what?

@Kav i.... didn't laugh that

Do you now what they call a factory that builds things that make you happy?
Satisfactory
[It wasn't funny]

The Milwaukee Road

Let me tell u a joke. well. how much tickles to make an octopus laugh?. Tentacles! Laughing psychotically ok another one What do you call a guy with an rubber toe? Roberto. Laughing Psychotically again Ok this its last. you know @KatBapa20 i cant just trust stairs. and why that? becuz. "They're Always Up To Something" Laughing Psychotically once again and fells of the chair