7,270 Learpot Comments

  • SimplePlanes 2 - Coming this Christmas 3.4 years ago

    Santa is so smart.
    He used a silencer

    +15
  • The Hills Are Alive... 3.4 years ago

    Local hill dies from local A-10. Officials say 32 people were killed on the hill including the hill itself.

    +12
  • Comment upvote logic 3.4 years ago

    Guys I want to be rich upvote me
    poor noises

    +8
  • Wfsgafvdrafavhs s h vzx 3.4 years ago

    Guys I ate a bar of soap. What do I do?

    A. Eat another
    B. Cut open my stomach and grab it out
    C. Eat 35 more
    D. Go on a murderous rampage
    E. Say hello
    F. Comment more weird things on this post
    G. Eat all of my family members
    H. Choke myself with another bar of soap
    I. Drink soapy water

    +8
  • Wfsgafvdrafavhs s h vzx 3.4 years ago

    Hey you know that weird glowing ball in the sky? Stare at it for approximately 3 mins without closing your eyes and the whole world will become night time!

    +7
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    Bro why is tsampoy making a chicken sandwich? Aren’t we all supposed to build p o I n t l e s s INEDIBLE stuff?

    +6
  • Ice Bucket Challenge at the "Jundroo Offices" (ie - my house) 3.4 years ago

    “You have any more”
    Huh looks like Andrew actually enjoys this

    +6
  • Comment upvote logic 3.4 years ago

    Guys I’m silver please don’t upvote my comment aaaaaa

    +6
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    8

    Yesn’t

    +6
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    Thamk yew swo muwsh I cayn fienelly rwest

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    Water update: I gave up.

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @OwO
    g g g g u u u u r r r r b b b b e e e e e g g g g g g

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    r e g r u b

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    g e r b u r g e r h a m

    +5
  • nice 3.4 years ago

    Ṇ̸̢̨̡̢̨̡̨̡̢̛̼͚̠̘̟̲̜̟̣͖̩̝̭̼̺̼͉̮̰͍̟̼̭̰͓̯̳͖̜̜̬̻̪͚̹͚̘͇̣̖͙͈͔͍̮͉͍̳̟̥̩̹͔̻͖͈͕̠͚̝̙̣͚͇̭͙̪͎̯͕̫͈̹͇͇̣̱͖͍̳͙̜̮̗͚͔͎̟͉̰̎̈̀̍͛̍̌̀͗̇̔́̉̍̀̈̏͜ͅͅͅͅi̸̡̢̧̧̧̡̢̨̧̛̛̜̙̟̥̱̳̞̭̖̼̩̬̗̦̣̙̙̩̠͔͈̞̙͕͕͎̻̜̞̝͍̘̪̗͇͚̖̪̖̦͕̦͕̥͕̾̾̽̿̍̈́͂̽̀̑̂̄͋͆̈́͊͂̓͒́͛̍̿̔̿̀̓̎̔͆͗̂̃͊̀̃̈́̈́̈̇̏̈̓̎̍̒̉͑͌͂̒̿͑̎͗̍͑͛̈́͂͋́͂̔̃̂̍́̊͛̅͆͐́́̾̊̕̕͘̚̚͘̕̚̕͘͜͝͝͝͝͠͠͠ͅͅc̴̡̡̢̨̨̡̡̡̢̨̧̨̨̡̨̨̢̡̨̛̛̛͙̰̗̦̟͕͈̪͚͎̥̖̟̼͔̖̻̝͔͔̲͍̙̰̖̖̪̣̬͕͍̱̼̦̲̣̘͍̥̜̯̳͕͖̳͍̰̱̖̭̘̩̯͖̜̲̭̯͕̙͈̱͍̥͉͚̟͎̘̙͎̣͈̗̳̬̦̥̩̳͓̺̞͕̦̪̼̳̪̯̤̺̹̬̞̟̳͉̼͇͓̳͔̠̤̤̙͖̗̲̙̺͚̟̰̖̮͚̙͔̦̯̤̖̩̘̠̲̯̝͍̟̮̣̼̺͙͓̞̼͓̫̤̣̰̓̊͂͊̓́̊̊́̄́̇̐͒͋̓̐̀͐̔̋͋̿̇́̌̒̃̅͌̀́͗͛̉̊̅̿͌͋̒̐̀͊̌͆͆̀͊̏͐̆̌̏́̐̀̿̓̉̀̓̊͑́͐̍̏̍̌͒́̓͒́̑̑̏́́͒͑̈́̂̈́͋͆̓̀̀̑̐͆̽̾̃̋̔̌͌̑̊̀̽̑͒̌̅͂̈̈̐̓̐̾̾̃̈͐̊͛̿̿̑̆͐̃͊̽͒͌͑̍͆̃͂̀͋̓̈́̎͗̿̓̆̒̀̊̈́̌̀̇̔͌̀͆̕̕̚̕͘͘̕̕̚̚̚̕̚͜͜͜͜͜͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͝͝͠͠͝͝͠͠ͅͅͅͅͅę̸̢̢̡̨̢̨̨̨̡̨̨̨̨̧̛̛̛̖̺̠̦̖̺͙̖̩̟͙͖̮̣̳̼̲͔̼̥͉̜͓̦̦̲̳̯̲̪͕̳̥͖̙̜̤̖̙̫̞̝̳̜̹̱̙͖͚͈̗̲̭̗̳̜̘̹̮͇̹̰̬͇̩̬̳͙͕͕̱̣͓͉̺͓͔͍̲̳̬͚̖͉̫̺̥̣̩̗̲͍̣̜͚̥͓͖̙͖͓̻͉͈̞̘̠̥̮̪̪͖͖̟͕̖̜̞̗̘̻̮̫̩̭̱̟̭̝͎̘̥͚̪̺̭̘̳͙̼̝̞̼̳͈̖̫̮͙̪̘͔͚͙̭͓͙͍̦̟̩͉̜̝͇̺̫͓͂͛̊͑̽̆̄̈́̀̑̇̆̃͋̀̌̓̔̋͐̈́̌̊͋̈́̓̐̓̊̆́̽͌͗̊̄́̾͒̀̅̐̄͒́̀̓̈́̓̑͂͗̿̒̓̑̅̄̌̈́̊̓̀̉̓̈͛͑̎̈̓̌̑͆̍̈́̄͆̈́̀͛̊͊̎̀̀̒͑̿̇͋̽̿̍̈́̍͗̓̌͘̕̚̕͘̕͜͜͜͜͝͝͝͝ͅͅͅͅͅ

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    b u r b u r b u r g e r g e r g e r

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @rexzion
    b u r g e r h a m

    +5
  • Tombstone for myself 3.4 years ago

    Why leave?
    Also just leave your account alone. Your builds are actually pretty good

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala @AWESOMENESS360
    You fools, I learned how to press the respawn button. Now you can never stop me mwahahahaha oh shi-
    starts getting shot again
    Fu[] fu[] shi-
    dead
    god: dammit Learpot that was your last chance
    Learpot: frick.
    god: but...
    Learpot: what
    god: I have a confession...
    Learpot: what the hell just tell me
    god: I AM NOT HERE! YOU'VE BEEN FACETIMING ME THIS WHOLE FREAKING TIME!
    Learpot: w- what how?
    god: Actually I am not god at all!
    Learpot: wth
    god: I ammmmmmmmmm [insert more “m’s]
    [127 years past by]
    Learpot: Grabs a gun
    Learpot: aahahaaaha I wanna end this aaaaaa dies while being a spirit
    respawns in real life
    Learpot: oh finally I am not being shot looks into the distance
    hears war cries
    starts getting shot again
    starts dying
    .
    I give up. I am too tired of typing.

    +5
  • Boeing 747 (prototype) 3.4 years ago

    I can’t believe this post exploded right now and this was 6 years ago XD

    +5
  • Comment upvote logic 3.4 years ago

    Ok guys I came back and I’m gold

    +5
  • Wfsgafvdrafavhs s h vzx 3.4 years ago

    I hate my life I have to go play simpleplanes oh wait there the simpleplanes oh god I hate my life androo has to rename game aaaaaaaaaa

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    Dear fellow humans, whatever you do, don’t upvote this comment.
    If you wish to well...

    I will find you... and I will stalk you... and I will kill you.

    Edit: fu[censored] looks like I’ll have to kill somebody today

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    Proceeds to observe all of your computers and hack into them

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @FoxTwo It handles like crap since there was an update. Check his 2.0 version man.
    Also. Compare the planes from 5.2 years ago to this. See?

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    1000th comment of the p51 mustang

    Edit: And it only took like 5 years.....

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    Ah yes, the only place where you can type anything and people just automatically upvote the comment

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @switdog08
    18

    A human being commonly known as a “player” has decided to comment on this exact post at this very moment, he usually has very little to do and is bored as hell. He comments these exact words: “a player has commented on a post you are following” the so called “player” actually might not exist and is a bot but it’s a very unlikely situation that that will happen. The player could either exist or not depending if they’re dead or alive. Let’s say they’re dead, well then this post would be around 20-80 years old and they’re comment will stay there forever. Well what about alive? Well that means that they have to exist. But what is existence? How do we exist? Why do we exist? Is existing even existing? I don’t know anymore. Send help

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    20
    AI playurh hasth conmthented ohm a phowst yhuou ahrh flowowoling

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @Gluck
    32

    A player has posted on a comment you are following

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @switdog08
    36

    A player has commented on a post you are following

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @WiiMini
    42

    A player has, commented on a post you are following

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @switdog08
    44

    A player has commented on a post you are following

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.5 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    52
    A player has commented on a post you are following

    +5
  • Looks like you missed your spanish lesson today 3.6 years ago

    Latin or get flattened

    +5
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.2 years ago

    It’s about time I come back to this legendary post.. after like 3 weeks

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.3 years ago

    For every updoot going over 1234, I will drink 1 ml of water. Not kidding.

    .
    Counter:
    3 mls of water drank

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    Every single one of you has to go eat a b e e s c h u r g e r
    In honor of the chain @UgandaKnuckles @OwO @AndrePlaysSP

    +4
  • SP Meme 3.4 years ago

    White user: builds a F-18 out of regular blocks and a blasto
    The description:
    OMG THIS TOOK ME 69 DAYS PLEASE I WORKED SO HARD ON THIS UPDOOT UPVOTE] UPVOTE AAA OMG OMG WHAT IF YOU DONT UPVOTE I WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE
    the comments:
    White user: pleas updoot
    Other user: against the rules boiiiii
    White user: [insert a sentence that doesn’t makes sense]
    Other user: w h a t .

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    I miss when the comments were just

    A player has commented on a post you are following

    +4
  • I Like Potato Salad 3.4 years ago

    No

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    Somebody else upvoted this post. So I removed my upvote so it can stay at 1234

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    I love it when I die for the 53rd time

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    Oh fak I’m dead

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    I am choking myself with the wire, the floor Is dirty and full of bacteria, and I cut my wrist to die

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    HEY OVER HERE M8 AAAAAA
    starts choking and licking the floor and cuts my wrists

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    F no!
    chokes myself with a piece of wire and starts peeling and eating the concrete walls and starts licking the floor

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @AWESOMENESS360
    I D O N T F R E A K I N G K N O W O K A Y ?

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    I’m gonna awake the god again

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.4 years ago

    @Cyan
    Hey delete that or else I’m gonna do the “thing”

    +4