I make a statement about AWESOMENESS360.
He runs towards me with a flaming meter stick and dies. Derp launches 18 Intercontinental ballistic missles at AWESOMENESS360 but he is already dead.
Derp drags me to a dark room and tazed me and tackles me. I call 911 on his computer but there’s no choice. I began to kill him by pinning him to the ground and started slicing off his limbs with a wooden sword. After doing this 3 times AWESOMENESS360 sacrificed a freaking flying wing bomber and killed both of us.
But we respawned and I broke derp’s eardrums and attempted to vomit on him.
I decided to pin him and tackle him and kill him for 2 more times before strapping him to a board and lowered him into spikes. Later I a took a pee on Derp’s wounds hoping he will get infected with a random disease but soon AWESOMENESS360 revives and gives him a rifle which I stole. Later he stole the stolen rifle back and I YEETED a universe into AWESOMENESS360’s mouth. Derp, the person who I wanted to kill all this time wanted to secretly kill us all by eating the universe. He did and we died and then we called truce. The end
A AWESOMENESS360 or commonly known as a “player” has commented on a post you are following. This is very normal, he visits about every post you see and he will never ignore a single post. This king of platinum is very rare yet very strange. He may or may not add a comment with some sort of comedic value to you such “post” heck, whenever he comments, he just HAS to upvote it. We normal players don’t know why but it’s probrably to make somebody expect something so many times they will explode from expectancy. Such behavior is clever, since then us, the regular people explode. The police won’t find out who it is that “murdered” the common player. He is the kind of person who takes a look at his device and think: “Screw it” and ends up building everything in existence. But right now. He has landed on this mythical post, the P-51 Mustang. Every time he comments “A player has commented __ a __ __ __ ___” This is very strange behavior. Notice how many random things this such player can do. He can comment from anything like “a player has commented on a post you are following” to “frgdrgerger fggfjyjyg eweawrwed jyyjyu” Many silvers, bronze, and platinum players favor this exact post to say “A player has commented this post you are following” for quite some time yet sometimes the human, AWESOMENESS360
Comments here. Yet we still don’t know why
@switdog08 I have fallen mentally ill (not irl... I think) and around realizing this I wasn’t afraid, this only made me more mentally strange. At this time a key opening a lock can’t process through my head at the moment but I do know that I could potentially be crazy, I accept this as a fact and just a fact.
Dear diary, the authorities have removed my pillow. Meaning there is no place to sleep. I have vomited 3 times in protest but it seemed like nothing was gonna change. My only other hope was that concrete floor. Which was nearby. But sadly everybody is here.
.
Dear diary, my food bowl is only half full. It is obvious I will soon starve to death. I have repeatedly tried to draw attention to my predicament with the authorities but they are clearly either stupid, deaf, or just cruel.
.
Dear diary, it has seemed my authorities have 2 hands. But seemed to have made it a sadistic policy that they can slap me with one at a time. Half of love is just lo- which is how I feel.
@Cyan
+4Delete dat plz
+4*Gets shot and dies*@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4Let’s do it!
@jamesPLANESii
+4Finally, I have located your first comment
@Highground
+4A conversation turned into a scuffed up roleplay
This plane’s comment section is basicly discord between the three of us lol
+4Our role play in a nutshell:
I make a statement about AWESOMENESS360.
He runs towards me with a flaming meter stick and dies. Derp launches 18 Intercontinental ballistic missles at AWESOMENESS360 but he is already dead.
Derp drags me to a dark room and tazed me and tackles me. I call 911 on his computer but there’s no choice. I began to kill him by pinning him to the ground and started slicing off his limbs with a wooden sword. After doing this 3 times AWESOMENESS360 sacrificed a freaking flying wing bomber and killed both of us.
But we respawned and I broke derp’s eardrums and attempted to vomit on him.
+4I decided to pin him and tackle him and kill him for 2 more times before strapping him to a board and lowered him into spikes. Later I a took a pee on Derp’s wounds hoping he will get infected with a random disease but soon AWESOMENESS360 revives and gives him a rifle which I stole. Later he stole the stolen rifle back and I YEETED a universe into AWESOMENESS360’s mouth. Derp, the person who I wanted to kill all this time wanted to secretly kill us all by eating the universe. He did and we died and then we called truce.
The end
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4Swears, then proceeds to teleport to a random location in the middle of the open
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4flees before you bite and proceeds to grab a wooden bow and flint arrow and shoots
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4Oh thanks but I called the cops to your location with one of your computers
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4casually leaves room after I get paralyzed
@AWESOMENESS360
+4huh. Nice.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala Very smart. But that was fake, I faked my own death!!
+4And google mapped your base! So...
I Stole your nukes@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4Hey man, Who’s gonna bury me and AWESOMENESS360? Like are you gonna leave our corpses out in the open?
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4NOT IF I KILL MYSELF FIRST!!!!!!!!!!!A AWESOMENESS360 or commonly known as a “player” has commented on a post you are following. This is very normal, he visits about every post you see and he will never ignore a single post. This king of platinum is very rare yet very strange. He may or may not add a comment with some sort of comedic value to you such “post” heck, whenever he comments, he just HAS to upvote it. We normal players don’t know why but it’s probrably to make somebody expect something so many times they will explode from expectancy. Such behavior is clever, since then us, the regular people explode. The police won’t find out who it is that “murdered” the common player. He is the kind of person who takes a look at his device and think: “Screw it” and ends up building everything in existence. But right now. He has landed on this mythical post, the P-51 Mustang. Every time he comments “A player has commented __ a __ __ __ ___” This is very strange behavior. Notice how many random things this such player can do. He can comment from anything like “a player has commented on a post you are following” to “frgdrgerger fggfjyjyg eweawrwed jyyjyu” Many silvers, bronze, and platinum players favor this exact post to say “A player has commented this post you are following” for quite some time yet sometimes the human, AWESOMENESS360
+4Comments here. Yet we still don’t know why
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4You why
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4Ok
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4Ok
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+4Ok
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+42
No, I didn’t miss 4 I noticed I counted the comments wrong
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
3
That person be like:
“Okay guys today I will trigger the entire sp community”
+46
+4Beware guys we don’t want to accedently go past 1000 comments can we just stay at 1000 for all eternity once we reach it?
@switdog08 I have fallen mentally ill (not irl... I think) and around realizing this I wasn’t afraid, this only made me more mentally strange. At this time a key opening a lock can’t process through my head at the moment but I do know that I could potentially be crazy, I accept this as a fact and just a fact.
Just
A
Fact
+4@switdog08 I know I may sound dumb but how do you decode such a thing?
+4@scratch
+425
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@switdog08
27
A play3r h4s c0mm3n73d 0n a p0s7 y0u 4re f011ow1ng
+4@EnzoDiaz
+4A player has commented on a post you are following
“No talking of nuts”
.
.
Guys, we failed
+4Now I can rest easy knowing jamesPLANESii has clicked the follow button 2000 times
+4“You broke your streaks so I broke your legs”
+4@OwO
+3Yea. It’s long been dead. Should I share it publicly? It’s been dead since we moved to discord
@tsampoy o h i a m s o r r y i a m s o s o s o s o s o s o s o s os is sos os sos os so s o w w y
+3@tsampoy
+3o h i a m v e r y s o r r y
but what about kfc???
cough
+3@WiiMini
+3Oh no I revived and I am gonna make this P-51 comment section discord for all of uss aaaaa
@Sovetskysoyus
+3I erm... go to the toilet
And I bet you don’t want that to happen.
+3Dammit y’all ruined the burger chain
+3Dear diary, the authorities have removed my pillow. Meaning there is no place to sleep. I have vomited 3 times in protest but it seemed like nothing was gonna change. My only other hope was that concrete floor. Which was nearby. But sadly everybody is here.
+3.
Dear diary, my food bowl is only half full. It is obvious I will soon starve to death. I have repeatedly tried to draw attention to my predicament with the authorities but they are clearly either stupid, deaf, or just cruel.
.
Dear diary, it has seemed my authorities have 2 hands. But seemed to have made it a sadistic policy that they can slap me with one at a time. Half of love is just lo- which is how I feel.
@OwO
+3Noooo it’s 1233
@ThisIsMyCreativeUsername
+3Dammit time to do my job again
Idea:
+3We get 6969 comments
@Learpot
+3But also 1234 is amazing too
@OwO
+3I’m not sure if there’s that many active users on sp.
@Redisnotsusguys
+3Remove your upvote sry
We want the historical balance of 1234
I have done my job and achieved balence.
+3@AWESOMENESS360
+3No way somebody removed their updoot!
@TeaKippy
+3DAMMIT
@OwO
+3Who cares? Whatcha gonna do? Tell me the revival process and what medication you use and the method