Noob rank? ” Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.”
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I never thought I’d end up like this—sleeping on cold pavement, begging for spare change, and watching life move past me like I wasn’t even there. Every morning, I woke up sore, hungry, and more hopeless than the day before.
But everything changed the night I found it.
It started like any other night. I sat on a busy street corner, shaking a cup with a few coins in it, hoping someone would toss in enough for a sandwich. The city lights flickered above me, and the sound of car horns filled the air.
Then I heard it. A deep, rumbling roar from the sky.
I looked up just in time to see something massive descend over the city. It wasn’t like any plane I’d ever seen. This thing was huge—bigger than a skyscraper, with wings that looked like the spines of a dragon. It had a sleek, golden body that shimmered under the streetlights, and its engines didn’t hum like normal jets. They growled.
And emblazoned across the side of the aircraft, in bold, fiery letters, were two words:
BOMBARDINO CROCODILO.
I barely had time to react before a hatch opened on the underside of the plane, and a glowing suitcase tumbled out of it, landing just a few feet away from me.
I hesitated, then scrambled toward it. My hands shook as I popped it open.
Inside?
Stacks of money. More than I had ever seen in my life.
I dug deeper—gold watches, diamonds, keys to sports cars, even a deed to a mansion in the hills. And right on top, a note:
"You were chosen. Welcome to your new life.
— B.C."
My heart pounded in my chest. Was this a dream? Some kind of prank? I glanced up at the plane, but in an instant, it was gone—vanishing into the clouds like it had never been there.
I stood there, holding a fortune, my mind racing. I had gone from nothing to everything in a matter of seconds.
@Graingy
“Dickriding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a groupie in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.”
-Urban Dictionary
Why are you glazing the man even though you said that he did sketchy stuff yourself, and are you aware that throughout his history he took parts and did not credit them? That’s how he made builds so quickly.
Check out the next installment of the SimplePlanes documentary series:
Click me
@RepublicofWrightIsles shhh...
@SemedianIndustries I wonder...
+2lore accurate
Peak
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 peak right
“Jerk update”
+5I really need to go outside
Why tf did I read that as Jerkmate update💔🥀
@jamesPLANESii FRRRRR VRO
+1I’m not jealous I’m not jealous I’m not jealous…
The one time I’m away from my computer this happens -_-
GUITAR
@Dissent3R idk ask CapCut vro🥀💔
Although he does look awfully like Andrew…
@L1nus a literal masterpiece
Is that my United globe?
Anywho, make sure to credit me next time, and insane job.
Wright flyer on steroids
@XEPOH usually works for me...
Anyways, if you don't like the nose heaviness, try removing some weight from the nose using the XML tab - set "massScale" to 0.001.
@Graingy if you don't have anything important to say then just don't say it.
@Convex 😜
The beginning of the end
+1@SPWithLizzie yeah whenever I saw Steve on screen I didn't think of him as Steve, I thought of him as Jack Black
They did not take the movie seriously. I felt like the entire movie was a joke lmao
Noob rank?
+1” Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.”
It depends on who I'm critiquing.
alr bet
@UnitedinOne90 "tuff' icl ts pmo vro nt shkspr🥀🥀💔
+1@Erionh im telling a trusted adult😭😭
april fools
how muchg time before thisll be taken down lmao
My final goodbye, for my closest friends,
--. . - / .- .--. .-. .. .-.. / ..-. --- --- .-.. . -.. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.--
"Ah shit here we go again"
+2@CaptainBrayden I don’t need to, stop attacking new players.
icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 ts y r u sob so fr w me rn cz lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js qt icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rn be fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 ts y r u so b so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, r u srsly srs n fr rn vro? 🥀🥀lol atp is go icl u pmo n ts pmo sm ngl ru fr rnb fr I h8 bein diff idek anm mn js I h8 tsy rusob so fr w me rn cz… lol oms icl ts pmo sm n sb rn ngl, ru srsly srs n fr rn vro? lol atp js go💔💔💔🥀🥀🥀
+3This has to be an alt
I never thought I’d end up like this—sleeping on cold pavement, begging for spare change, and watching life move past me like I wasn’t even there. Every morning, I woke up sore, hungry, and more hopeless than the day before.
But everything changed the night I found it.
It started like any other night. I sat on a busy street corner, shaking a cup with a few coins in it, hoping someone would toss in enough for a sandwich. The city lights flickered above me, and the sound of car horns filled the air.
Then I heard it. A deep, rumbling roar from the sky.
I looked up just in time to see something massive descend over the city. It wasn’t like any plane I’d ever seen. This thing was huge—bigger than a skyscraper, with wings that looked like the spines of a dragon. It had a sleek, golden body that shimmered under the streetlights, and its engines didn’t hum like normal jets. They growled.
And emblazoned across the side of the aircraft, in bold, fiery letters, were two words:
BOMBARDINO CROCODILO.
I barely had time to react before a hatch opened on the underside of the plane, and a glowing suitcase tumbled out of it, landing just a few feet away from me.
I hesitated, then scrambled toward it. My hands shook as I popped it open.
Inside?
Stacks of money. More than I had ever seen in my life.
I dug deeper—gold watches, diamonds, keys to sports cars, even a deed to a mansion in the hills. And right on top, a note:
"You were chosen. Welcome to your new life.
— B.C."
My heart pounded in my chest. Was this a dream? Some kind of prank? I glanced up at the plane, but in an instant, it was gone—vanishing into the clouds like it had never been there.
I stood there, holding a fortune, my mind racing. I had gone from nothing to everything in a matter of seconds.
and yes i used chatgpt
+8slaps
Aerosultan ahh comment
+1@555588539 Really? Are you sure that you purposely didn’t credit me?
Dude. That’s my DHL logo.
Did you even bother to read the description of my aircraft🙄
+1@Graingy
+3“Dickriding is when someone overpraises another person with intentions to get noticed, or to get approval by that person. This person acts like a groupie in hopes of obtaining extra cool points with that person.”
-Urban Dictionary
strawberry is the goat flavor do not @ me
+1People like you make me want to kms. Did you even bother to read the description of my aircraft?
People are riding graingy like a horse.
+9I see dc-8.
+2I upvote.
You can’t just take peoples builds
"glazers, assemble!"
+3Why are you glazing the man even though you said that he did sketchy stuff yourself, and are you aware that throughout his history he took parts and did not credit them? That’s how he made builds so quickly.
+1While this is cool, I see the possibility of people getting unrightfully banned.
+6This makes me beyond infuriated
Good
Gng ts pmo icl💔💔