@Graingy SimplePlanes isn’t social media dipshit
And you’re constantly active which does lead me to believe you’re in a state of unemployment
And btw, I would love to squash the beef right here, and let me know if you would like to as well, but if you keep instigating and replying then that just proves your stupid.
@Graingy annoyed over you trying to be funny by posting forums on a daily basis when in reality you could be doing something productive outside instead of acting like an unemployed snowflake
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 funny coming from someone who regularly comments and glazes graingy. Almost like your defense is a bit biased? And yes, his forum usage is affecting people, because there is a little something called being “annoyed.”
And I initially posted this as a joke, but I’m starting to see it as something else. It was never about points.
@Graingy let’s be real here no one is thinking this is real in any sort of way. It’s not that deep. I will respect your request of not including you in videos but you’re doing too much🥀💔
Noob rank? ” Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.”
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I never thought I’d end up like this—sleeping on cold pavement, begging for spare change, and watching life move past me like I wasn’t even there. Every morning, I woke up sore, hungry, and more hopeless than the day before.
But everything changed the night I found it.
It started like any other night. I sat on a busy street corner, shaking a cup with a few coins in it, hoping someone would toss in enough for a sandwich. The city lights flickered above me, and the sound of car horns filled the air.
Then I heard it. A deep, rumbling roar from the sky.
I looked up just in time to see something massive descend over the city. It wasn’t like any plane I’d ever seen. This thing was huge—bigger than a skyscraper, with wings that looked like the spines of a dragon. It had a sleek, golden body that shimmered under the streetlights, and its engines didn’t hum like normal jets. They growled.
And emblazoned across the side of the aircraft, in bold, fiery letters, were two words:
BOMBARDINO CROCODILO.
I barely had time to react before a hatch opened on the underside of the plane, and a glowing suitcase tumbled out of it, landing just a few feet away from me.
I hesitated, then scrambled toward it. My hands shook as I popped it open.
Inside?
Stacks of money. More than I had ever seen in my life.
I dug deeper—gold watches, diamonds, keys to sports cars, even a deed to a mansion in the hills. And right on top, a note:
"You were chosen. Welcome to your new life.
— B.C."
My heart pounded in my chest. Was this a dream? Some kind of prank? I glanced up at the plane, but in an instant, it was gone—vanishing into the clouds like it had never been there.
I stood there, holding a fortune, my mind racing. I had gone from nothing to everything in a matter of seconds.
@Graingy read my edit and lmk cause I’m tired of dealing with you
@Graingy SimplePlanes isn’t social media dipshit
+2And you’re constantly active which does lead me to believe you’re in a state of unemployment
And btw, I would love to squash the beef right here, and let me know if you would like to as well, but if you keep instigating and replying then that just proves your stupid.
@Graingy annoyed over you trying to be funny by posting forums on a daily basis when in reality you could be doing something productive outside instead of acting like an unemployed snowflake
+1@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 funny coming from someone who regularly comments and glazes graingy. Almost like your defense is a bit biased? And yes, his forum usage is affecting people, because there is a little something called being “annoyed.”
+1And I initially posted this as a joke, but I’m starting to see it as something else. It was never about points.
@Graingy because the person this video is portraying changes their profile picture frequently and it would be hard to tell anyways
@Graingy I already told you I wouldn't put your face on another video, just move on. Stop getting worked over such a ridiculous video
@B1BLancer no, its someone else's.
+1@Graingy lowk that’s a good video idea tho even if it is based off me
@Graingy let’s be real here no one is thinking this is real in any sort of way. It’s not that deep. I will respect your request of not including you in videos but you’re doing too much🥀💔
@Graingy I know a lot of people say this but clearly it’s “just a joke” lol
@Yourlocal737 shhhhh
can i get your autograph glorious king🙏🙏💔🥀
+1Check out the next installment of the SimplePlanes documentary series:
Click me
@RepublicofWrightIsles shhh...
@SemedianIndustries I wonder...
+2lore accurate
Peak
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 peak right
“Jerk update”
+5I really need to go outside
Why tf did I read that as Jerkmate update💔🥀
@jamesPLANESii FRRRRR VRO
+1I’m not jealous I’m not jealous I’m not jealous…
The one time I’m away from my computer this happens -_-
GUITAR
@Dissent3R idk ask CapCut vro🥀💔
Although he does look awfully like Andrew…
The mods finna have a field day with this one
@L1nus a literal masterpiece
Is that my United globe?
Anywho, make sure to credit me next time, and insane job.
"Fighter jets are prohibited here"
+1bro fr broke his own rule🥀💔
Wright flyer on steroids
@XEPOH usually works for me...
Anyways, if you don't like the nose heaviness, try removing some weight from the nose using the XML tab - set "massScale" to 0.001.
@Graingy if you don't have anything important to say then just don't say it.
@Convex 😜
The beginning of the end
+1@SPWithLizzie yeah whenever I saw Steve on screen I didn't think of him as Steve, I thought of him as Jack Black
They did not take the movie seriously. I felt like the entire movie was a joke lmao
Noob rank?
+1” Here in Parkour Civilization, no one chooses to jump for the beef. It’s better to be safe and do the one block jump for the chicken rather than risk your entire life for just half a hunger bar more.”
It depends on who I'm critiquing.
alr bet
@UnitedinOne90 "tuff' icl ts pmo vro nt shkspr🥀🥀💔
+1@Erionh im telling a trusted adult😭😭
april fools
how muchg time before thisll be taken down lmao
My final goodbye, for my closest friends,
--. . - / .- .--. .-. .. .-.. / ..-. --- --- .-.. . -.. -.-.-- -.-.-- -.-.--
"Ah shit here we go again"
+2@CaptainBrayden I don’t need to, stop attacking new players.
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+3This has to be an alt
I never thought I’d end up like this—sleeping on cold pavement, begging for spare change, and watching life move past me like I wasn’t even there. Every morning, I woke up sore, hungry, and more hopeless than the day before.
But everything changed the night I found it.
It started like any other night. I sat on a busy street corner, shaking a cup with a few coins in it, hoping someone would toss in enough for a sandwich. The city lights flickered above me, and the sound of car horns filled the air.
Then I heard it. A deep, rumbling roar from the sky.
I looked up just in time to see something massive descend over the city. It wasn’t like any plane I’d ever seen. This thing was huge—bigger than a skyscraper, with wings that looked like the spines of a dragon. It had a sleek, golden body that shimmered under the streetlights, and its engines didn’t hum like normal jets. They growled.
And emblazoned across the side of the aircraft, in bold, fiery letters, were two words:
BOMBARDINO CROCODILO.
I barely had time to react before a hatch opened on the underside of the plane, and a glowing suitcase tumbled out of it, landing just a few feet away from me.
I hesitated, then scrambled toward it. My hands shook as I popped it open.
Inside?
Stacks of money. More than I had ever seen in my life.
I dug deeper—gold watches, diamonds, keys to sports cars, even a deed to a mansion in the hills. And right on top, a note:
"You were chosen. Welcome to your new life.
— B.C."
My heart pounded in my chest. Was this a dream? Some kind of prank? I glanced up at the plane, but in an instant, it was gone—vanishing into the clouds like it had never been there.
I stood there, holding a fortune, my mind racing. I had gone from nothing to everything in a matter of seconds.
and yes i used chatgpt
+8slaps
Aerosultan ahh comment
+1@555588539 Really? Are you sure that you purposely didn’t credit me?