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  • Why can't we edit the description of curated aircrafts? 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming Yeah it's pretty annoying, the devs could've just made description and name edits remove curation from the plane instead.

    +1
  • Why can't we edit the description of curated aircrafts? 2.9 years ago

    You can actually, you're just not supposed to.

    Reason being: To prevent people from editing the descriptions to something dumb after the plane is curated, even though no one ever does that.

  • Are any updates scheduled soon or at all? 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada

    updating SimplePlanes is extremely hard because it uses old Unity software

    Where did you see that? I don't remember seeing any posts like that.

    +1
  • “Mobile Carryout For KnightOfRen” 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Black magic.

    +1
  • “Mobile Carryout For KnightOfRen” 2.9 years ago

    @ColonelCanada Yes, but to keep my developer powers I must sacrifice 30 points every full moon.

    +1
  • WHEN ANDROID & IOS MODS? 2.9 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii I'm not supposed to say this yet, but we're making that version after we finish adding multiplayer to mobile. If the other devs ask, I didn't tell you this.

  • Are any updates scheduled soon or at all? 2.9 years ago

    @PhilipTarpley

  • “Mobile Carryout For KnightOfRen” 2.9 years ago

    @Rework Average day for a fast food employee

    +1
  • “Mobile Carryout For KnightOfRen” 2.9 years ago

    Knightofre N

    +2
  • Ayy 10k 2.9 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 That one works fine.

  • Ayy 10k 2.9 years ago

    The image doesn't load for me at all, not even copying the link from the edit page works. Maybe the image is set to private or something?

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @X99STRIKER

    Éͧ͌ͫ̈́͆̄̀̚҉̮͔̝̬̗̻̼̹̟̙͎̭̳̺̬̦̼͎́͡ͅl̷̡͎͚̗̩͊̄̉͆̉͆̂̉ͦͣ̈̐͌ͫ̄̕͜͝ ̷̧̹̻͓̳̠̼͈̞̰̠͎̝̱̦̯̪̱̓ͣͨͭ͆ͧ̅͞T̴̨̺̣̣͙ͧ͐̐͊̀̿͑̒͂ͧ̃ͨ͋̃͗̋̾̃ͥ͜ṛ̢̲͉͉̮͇̭͕̘̯̮̗̳̤̂͒̈́ͩ̆ͭ̍̈́͒̿͡a̧͓̬̝̥̱͙̮̙̟̝̫̻̤͉̘̼͎̒̀ͯͯ̒̍̒̽̒̓̎ͤͩ̒̓̐́́͜ͅtͧͫ͗̂ͤ̉͗͊͗ͭ҉̵̤̣͚͚̟̰͈̕͞a̶̧̮̮͓̻͑̋ͨ̏ͨ̿̄̄̏ͬ̓̊ͪ̌͊͘͢d̴̖̞̤̻̜͈̱̯̝̻ͬͦ́̓ͦ̀͟͡o̧ͥ͗̐̂ͬ̒͂̋ͭ̍̈́̿̄́̚͞҉̟̝̯̳̳̣̟̦̲̹̬̺̲͖͍̝͙̹ ̢ͬͤ̊͊ͦ̓͐̇͋́̾ͯ̿͗͟͝҉͚͎͍̹̫̪̫̺ḑ̂̊̂̓̓ͧͮͨ̒͗̌ͮ͐ͤ̾͛̄ͦ̚͜͟͏͖̦͎͚̰͍̪͍̭͔̗̜̰͟ë́̑ͫͪ͑̎ͨ͟҉͙̮̹͎͈̣͈̱̞͕̲̞ͅǹ̨͕̤͉̭̱̫̞̹̟̘̭̳̙͙̼͍̫̲ͨ̑͊͋ͬ́͢z̵̧̜̺̻͉̻͈̞̤̠̞ͩ͐́ͫ͊̃̾͛͆͢͠ͅ ̷̭̮̹̤͙̥͚͖ͭ̿̓̉͒́̄̅̈́̀̕͜F̴̡̪̫͇̥̯̝̩̣͇̤̣͎͕͇̜̱͔̓̓̓ͣͬ̃̑̿ͨ̒̃́̕ͅeͤ̍͋̿͌ͣ̃͏̡̥̟̜̟̮̕r̓ͨ̈́̊́҉͙̫̩̤̗́ͅͅḓ̵̡̺̻̯͖̞̺͇̠ͭͪ͗͊͋̽͆͆̀ͥ̆̀ͮį̷̧̯̦̣̫͛ͭ͆̔̐̿̎͡ṋ̸̷̫͔͔̟ͪͭ̎͊̓ͭ͆͗̉͒̏ͧ̋̏ͤạ̧̛̳̖̰̩͉̻̞̜̳̗͍̜̤̹̱̩͇͑ͪ̃ͩͬͨ̉̃ͫͦͯ̎̚͟͜ͅn̶̨̼̹̤͔͎̹̳̣̼̭̅̇̆́̒͊̾̿̋͑ͪͭ̇ͥ̃̐͆̌ͧd̵̡ͣͤ̉͆̏̂̂ͧ͋̌̄̌͒͒̌ͮ͒͏̢̮̫͓́,̧̨̺̬̞̟͉͙̱̘̻̙̼̗̰ͨͮ̎̍̔ͩ̅̽ͥ̊ͮ̒ͩͯ̚͢͟ ̷͉͈͚̦͇̝͚̜̘̗̜̜̩͇͍͓̜͚̜̔͂͑̒ͭͩ̿̑̉͞g̵͓̰͈̬̼͔̟̣̜͊ͤ͆̉̆̓̓̂͊ͫ̾̎̐͆̃̕ͅǫ̸̙̗͖͇͔̭̻̞͖̖͇͙̏ͪͮ̃̋̌̄͒̑͐̌̒̓͢b̴ͧͨ̀͒͗ͥ̓̍͛̚̚͏̸̷̹̺̹̠̲̜̜̳̱e̿͋̍͒̽ͭ͐͒ͥ̌̉̚͜͏̧͈̦̪̲ȓ̢̛͔͉͍̹̱͍̫̖̰͙̥̜̯̪̤̩͈ͪ͂̃̆̆͒̀̓͆̀͞n̢͍͉̪̼̪̲̰̻̯̰̠̙͐̉̽̆̿͐̈̉͛̆ͧ̋͂͗̂͡͠å̴̧̢̝̞̬̬̟̦̏͗ͪͭ̓̈́ͣ̒́͠ͅdͩ͐ͯ̌̅̅̑̅̌̄͌̚͏͕͉̟̝̣͖̤́o̶̡̱̮̗͚̬̯̯̣̪̪͓̣̞̜̫̔͊̃̓̽̆ͬͣͤͬ̉̿͢͠ͅr̶͕̺͍̔ͨ̎̒̽͟͢ͅ ̵̵̡̜̰̭͔̥̰̺̟̺̠͙͖͙͋ͯͪ̓̊d̛̪̻̟̜̊̈ͥ̓̈́̽̒̕͡ͅe̘͙͚̳͗ͩ́̽̎͐̀́͠ͅ ͧ͒̈̍̓̾̆͋̍̌̊̀̎͠͏̷͇͇̗͚̦́V̧̧̍̽̔̀̋̀̇̾ͮͯ͌̓́͞͝҉͉͙̼̥̼r̮̘̯̖̘͕̤͈̮̿͂̊̎ͧ̀̐ͨͩ̿͛ͮ̚͞s̴̢̝̠̱̣͇͚͔̗̮̗̱̫͉̦̍ͤ̑̉̔ͦ̅̆ͯ̀͢͢ͅa̷̶̦͔̯̥͔̤̘̿̌ͩ͌̿̓͐́͑́́͘ͅļ̴̯̥̪̗̼̥̣͔͔͙̾ͥ̃̂ͤͧ̉ͪ̚l̵̊̋̆̚҉̶̸̼̯͕̥͈͔̘͚̭͔̞̫̻͇̲͖̪ė̢̨ͥͫ̒͒ͫͧ̾ͧ̅̌͗ͮ͌͂̾͏͔͎̗̜̣͍̻s̷͍̙̖̙̩̦͈͔̺͙͔͉̞̠̤̖̫͚ͦͣ̈ͬ̉͂̈̈̔ͧ͢͝.̆̉̿́͊ͤ͏̝̩̲̮̣̖͔͓̕ ̵̴ͧ̃͗̏̐̅ͩ͑̚͏̀͏̩̹̫̹̱̯͚̟̰͖̙̞̣͎̟ͅͅV̷̫̣̦̙̖̪͓̺̼͎͈̭͙̘̻̱̭̉ͯ̄̑͋́͞ą̘̳̭͇̜̜̦ͫͭ̇͌͌̅ͦ̓̎̇ͣ͟͡͞r̶̢̡̙͈̫͍͚̟̜̊͗ͭ̎̔͆̎͆ͧ́̚i̮̙͔̩̣͚͖̪̊̉̓̍͆̽̈̄ͤͦ́̃́̕̕͜ǫ̹̫͔̬̼̖̠͌͋̔̒͌ͭ̚͘͡s̑ͯ̾̎͑͊̾̏̔͒ͭ̋͊ͣ҉̫̝̩̭̮̝͜ͅ ̷̧͚̘̼̝̠͈̹͊ͣ̒̈̿g̢̺͓͓̙͓̟͓͍̮̰̼̳̹̍ͩ́̑̾ͤͪͩ̐͗̊̃̓͘͡͠ͅṙ̨̭̼̬͍ͯ̊̇̈́̈́̂̏̓͑ͥ̌́́̚u̵͍̱̰͔̘̺̐ͨ̄̎ͫ̓̄̈̑̚͢pͨ̃͌̀͑ͨ͏͉̳̰̫̪͖͉̞̭̬̳̩̕ͅĺ̸̙̹̠̟̠̘̯͖̣̺̾ͣ̀͋̄̆̄̄͛̚ḁ̢̯͈̬͖̎̀̔̈̓͞ ̢͍̦͇͈͐̓̓ͯ̓̆̍ͯ̐͐̃̆̿ͩ͊̂l̛͎͉̻̰̩̝̯̖͇̦̙̠ͨ̾̒ͯ͆̽ͨͪ̍͐͂͒͒ͧ̾ͥ͗̿͞ͅę̦̖͉̹͚͖̥̤̘͓̳̻ͭ̐̓ͤ̌́͜ͅÿ̷̴̸̸̋̈́ͪ̂́́̋̌̆̆̈ͭͮ̐ͬ̿͏̰̲̬̯̫͙̻ ̢̭̝̝̜͍̔͋̑̐ͪͯ͊ͥ̈͑̓͡͞͡e̸̊ͨ̌͛ͩ͌͐͊ͭ̑ͩͣ͡͏̶͙̣͉͇̼̞͖ͅl̢͓̖̰̦̖͔̓̔ͭ͗̿̾̂͂̅ͥ́͒̀̚ ̴̴̡̟̯͔̻̰͉̮͖̝͙̘͚̖ͣ͆͗̽̀͜1̛͚̻̲̮̜͇͙͋́ͬ͋̒̓̿́1͈̖̖̣̝̳̙̠̩̬̹̈ͣ̔̏ͧ̏ͣ̏ͫͨ̾́͢ ͉̭̞͖̝̼͉̤̜̝̪͍̾̋ͣ̍̾̅̀ͪ͐̿ͯ̆̃̿̀́͞ͅd͋͑ͩ̇̓̌ͤ̑̒͏̶͍̝̻̞̱͇͓̭̘ẹ̡̺̺̝̲̼̮̗̹͊̀̌ͬ̀ͯ̅͡ ̜̹͇̤̩͕̭̜̔̃̿̄̓̍̈́ͤ̅ͫ̏̐̇̑̃́̕ͅn̵̡̨̘͈̦̜̻̈ͨͥ͒̐̿̃͐̐̽̊̍ͬ̚̚o̷̭̣͚̹̟̲̳̹̬̦̣̥̾̎ͬ̓̿̾ͨͯ͑́vͦ̒̐͂̊̂̾ͦ̍̓̀ͤ̇͟͏̷̠̲̝͇̳̤͉̩̗̬̞̪̜̪͇͟i̢̋͛̇̈̒̐̇͗ͯ͛ͭ͂ͮͬ͜͏̡̱̹͚̝e̵̢͖̦͓̘͓͉̫̮̺̤̗̠̲̜̯͛ͫ͑ͬ̆m̵̢̨͍̘̹̱̫̻̯͈̗͙̙̲͙̙̩̮͆́ͣ͐ͫ̈́́̒͂͗͑̀b̺͈̣̻̯̪ͥ̋̏͆͒ͭ͋̃̈͒ͬͯ̀́͊͗ͤ̕r̔͗͂͑̐̽̃̽͑̊͋ͦ͆̀҉͉̬̩͟͜e̋̈́ͨ̀ͪ̃͆͛ͪ́͊͌̚҉̸̸̸̠͙͎̱̰͎d̨̹̮̜̮̤̻̣̝̻̝̟̠̥͔̓ͧ͊ͦ̊̀͒͆ͣ̑͒ͣ̅̚͘ẽ̶̸̘̙̺͇͕̼͉̯̖͇̝͇̒ͭ͐ͨ̑̃̓͛ͨ̃̌͢ ̃̌ͤͭͬ̋̆ͩ̑̐ͩͫ͂̾͌҉͈̼̺̯͇̩̫̩̼̳͓̠̫͖1̧̪͚̣͍̻̤͉̰͉̈́̿͒̾̓̿̒̉̊̋̾͆͛͆́͟͜͜9̙̘͍̜͓̖̟̩̣͖̞͎͎͉̍͐̃ͭ͋́̊̌͑̉͘̕1̋̈́̉̓̍ͪͮ̀̚͢҉͓͖̲͙̠̻̫̲8̨͕̣̫̗͕͇̱̯̩͖̙̈̅ͪ̀͜ͅ,̢͐ͪ͂͑̀ͩ͂ͯ͋ͨ̏̎̏͊ͩ̎̐̈̚͜͏̧̰̲͚̣͚̪͙͍̘̻̭̰͔͍̹̥ ̓̉̅͛̾̌̅̉̔́҉̣̤̣̳̪̭̼̻͉̻̗̯̩͓q͒̑̎͊̋̾͋͌̒̉̿̆̇͂͌̂̚͜͜҉̵͓̯̙͕̦͚̟̼̜̘̥̮̦̯͍ͅũ̧̧̙̠̀͒̐̿̄̓̒̊̑͑̇̒̏̌̆̄͊

  • them. 2.9 years ago

    him.

  • F/A-18F -Trigger- V1.0 2.9 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer Still unlisted lol

    Edit: Not anymore

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework @IceCraftGaming

    Korzalerke used SELF-DESTRUCT!
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    It's not very effective...
    Korzalerke fainted!

    +2
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming

    Note: A Your Computer Clock is Wrong error page almost certainly means that your computer's clock is set to the wrong date. Some time-related errors will show a Warning: Potential Security Risk Ahead error page, described in this article. For other time-related errors, you'll get a Secure Connection Failed or Did Not Connect: Potential Security Issue error page, described here.

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework This comment was removed by entity-type.Á☻ë±.hex.

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming @Rework

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  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming @Rework

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  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming

    Dragged into another dimension!
    0x0ACC Odin: All right, that's far enough!
    0x09F4 Turning to stone...
    0x0A12 Can't escape!
    0x0A82 Countdown to Pestilence...4
    0x10E3 :
    0x09F3 KO'd!
    0x10E3 :
    0x09F3 KO'd!
    0x10E3 :
    0x09F3 KO'd!
    0x10E3 :
    0x09F3 KO'd!
    0x10E3 :
    0x0A32 Level halved!
    0x09F3 KO'd!
    0x10E3 :
    0x09F3 KO'd!
    0x10E3 :

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework YOU ARE TRYING TO VIEW FLASH CONTENT, BUT YOU HAVE NO FLASH PLUGIN INSTALLED

    +2
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework This Game Pak is designed only for use on the Game Boy Color.

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework The resource you are looking for has been removed, had its name changed, or is temporarily unavailable.

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming

    I KNOW! With the power of the shark of games, I can give myself infinite MP!
    

    And so, Korzalerke managed to escape the rift, then he walked into the sunset, never to be seen again.

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming

    But I ran out of MP so I cant use Teleport anymore
    

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming

    Welcome, to my domain, THE VOID!
    fr now wheres the exit I dont like this place
    

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework

    teleports back
    no
    casts Mute
    casts Banish on self

    +2
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming
    IceCraftGaming tried his best at bringing him back, but his attempts were fruitless, as no one ever escapes the rift.

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework @IceCraftGaming
    And so, Korzalerke jumped into the rift while trying to get away from the horrible noise

    THE END

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH-

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming They should be, no one survives Banish.

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming Honestly I'm not sure, you read some weird inscription and went into a 2000 year coma, good news are the ancients are long gone at least.

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming casts Full-Life again

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming 4022, the ancients have consumed half of the planet already, nowhere is safe.

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @IceCraftGaming casts Full-Life

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework Alright. signs

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @X99STRIKER Not if I sue your nukes first!

  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework Oh sweet! Took you guys long enough, my warranty has expired decades ago! Anyways, where do I sign?

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework In this case, you may continue. My apologies for the inconvenience.

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @X99STRIKER I believe you were not given explicit permission for every trademark included in your comment, therefore, I hereby request that you immediately cease usage of the previously mentioned trademarks. Failure to do so will result in legal action from my lawyers.

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework Excuse me sir, do you have written permission to use those?

    +1
  • 12k!! LESS GOOOOOOOOOOO 2.9 years ago

    @Rework The latin letters A-Z, the numbers 0-∞, plus every symbol known to man, are all registered trademarks of Korzalerke Inc. Using any of the previously mentioned letters, symbols and/or numbers may result in legal action from Korzalerke.

    Copyright (c) 2022, Korzalerke Inc. All rights reserved.

    +1
  • Really? 2.9 years ago

    mine is at 649

  • Blood? Never heard of it 2.9 years ago

    That's nothing, the highest I got was 196g.

    +2
  • Following 2000 Players And Counting. 2.9 years ago

    Follow 2022 people and add one to that every year

    +2
  • Raptor V2.0 2.9 years ago

    T

  • What’s up 2.9 years ago

    The map ceiling

  • 3000 2.9 years ago

    @Rework The website won't let me make a post so here's the link:

    click

    +1