52.1k Graingy Comments

  • I.. am actually a furry 2.7 years ago

    @U2
    calm down
    Yes, it's an unnerving concept, but you don't have to break out the Raid.
    yet.
    Just... keep it ready.
    Just in case...

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  • Big Boomer Bi-plane Ver. 3 2.7 years ago

    fat bastard

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  • A very unsuspicious box truck 2.7 years ago

    intriguing...
    I have several questions

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  • Tsar Bomba V2 2.7 years ago

    I want to shove this up Putin's rear
    in minecraft
    ...
    (A wait crap that doesn't work on the FSB crap crap crap)

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  • P-51 Mustang saber 2.7 years ago

    I see trees of green
    Red roses too
    I see them bloom
    For me and you
    And I think to myself
    What the fnck is this sh!t?

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  • Tupolev Tu-95 Bear 2.7 years ago

    How do you know when a TU-95 has taken off?
    When you can hear it all the way from Russia.

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  • T-80 UD 2.7 years ago

    Remember: It doesn't matter how your ammunition is stored if you don't get hit.
    Fortunately, the Russians are very, very bad at that.
    (Okay actually yeah it does kinda matter. Geminus knows that if I had to manually load a tank cannon, whether as a loader or because the autoloader broke, I would NOT want to have to heft 20 or more kilogram shells off the floor while moving across rough terrain at over 40 kph... say, anyone know where one could find information on gun loading at high speeds? Surely that would be a problem for human loaders, right?)

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  • A-1 Guided Bomb Pack 2.7 years ago

    @Adilan Average NonCredibleDefense member when they see an unguarded arial munition

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  • Advanced Antigravity Engine Cluster 2.7 years ago

    @FasterThanLight
    The secret to success:
    Combining two things that people like!
    I will take over the world with french fries and not doing taxes!

    +2
  • Tupolev Tu-95P 2.7 years ago

    • There was a comment here, but it seems you cannot hear it over the sound of the turboprop engines

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  • Audi RS5 mobile 2.7 years ago

    ngl it took me a little while to see the car and for a moment I though this was a god-tier shitpost lol

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  • (25k special) HMS Queen Elizabeth (R08) 2.8 years ago

    lmao the name cuts off so it looks like it says HMS Queer

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  • A-36 Apache 2.8 years ago

    ah, yes, the low-altitude mustang.
    I've probably rammed this thing into the ground in war thunder lol

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  • Titanic Virtual Museum 2.8 years ago

    Okay, I got to my mac and could play it...
    wow. Absolutely stunning.
    Learned a few things, and actually got a little disappointed when I was done! Really feels like an actual museum, just with lower-quality textures lol

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  • Making New Music For SimplePlanes 2.8 years ago

    I don't have any headphones right now, but if it isn't just 3-5 minutes of the "undo" click destroying twenty minutes of fine tuning I am going to be very disappointed
    /s

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  • Titanic Virtual Museum 2.8 years ago

    Now that this game has a VR edition, I feel like pandora's box has really been open.
    The sky IS the limit.
    No longer simple, no longer planes.
    Funkytrees reigns and if this kinda silly crap is the stuff we get, I can't really complain :)

    +2
  • Lunar Eclipse Action Figure 2.8 years ago

    @DatRoadTrainGuy19
    You remind of an M1 Abrams with web connection I saw on reddit a few times

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  • Earth, made out of guns 2.8 years ago

    take that, flat earthers~

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  • [F-22] Raptor 2.8 years ago

    0/10 the cockpit does not contain more gold than fort knox

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  • Bush Plane 2.8 years ago

    man, people really seem to like this thing specifically. Wonder why. Maybe it was the "advanced" cockpit, as I used to think of it lol

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  • Epsilon Class Stealth Aircraft Carrier 2.8 years ago

    It's shaped like a frying pan lmfao

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  • Torpedo Powered Glass Sub 2.8 years ago

    Oh look.
    A SimplePlanes torpedo.
    In a jar.

    +2
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 2.8 years ago

    wow. It finaly hit 1500. Wasn't this thing's whole deal was that it was really good for the time?

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  • Where did highest rated "of all time" go? 2.8 years ago

    @V So that was a lie.

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  • Simple Beast 2.8 years ago

    Kinda funny how every so often something is released that drops the game further into absolute chaos.
    Fuselage.
    Funky trees (the biggest).
    Text squares.
    And honestly, I think that's sort of beautiful...

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  • Panther Ausf.F 2.8 years ago

    Very good for the part count, but I have 2 gripes:
    This thing NEEDS a sight. The predictor is just far too faint, especially in Maywar.
    The sideways traction is low enough that a 45 tonne tank slides across sand on a slight incline. Now, if it was tried and it made it stop working, fair, but otherwise it kinda hurts its playability.
    Still, cool tank

    +2
  • The Don't Abuse the Upvoting section of the rules 2.8 years ago

    Hmm needs more successors

    +2
  • Apple Flavoured Nutritional Product 2.8 years ago

    Probably has vitamins!?
    Complementary waiver!?
    Well hot dog I'm sold!
    Where can I get more?
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Uhh... Okay so it says it's 95 meters tall...
    Does that... uhh... does that thing I saw above it in the silhouette view come with too?

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  • Closed - Wunderwaffe Challenge 2.8 years ago

    @TASTEinc The doritoest.
    It even would've had dust! (just not cheese dust...)

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  • V-22 Roprey 2.8 years ago

    yep this thing scares me

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  • 2 Cockpits 2.8 years ago

    WOW
    What a work of art!
    This couldn't possibly be improved upon... unless?...
    No, that'd be silly.
    snorts
    As if there'd ever be three cockpits! Preposterous!

    +2
  • KC-10 Extender (AI Challenge) 2.8 years ago

    extender. Elongator, even.

    +2
  • Republic TFX F-111A "ThunderStriker" 2.8 years ago

    This thing looks like some sort of moth lmao

    +2
  • Kamov Ka-8 2.9 years ago

    Nothing like soviets and drinking industrial coolant, or, in this case, aviation fuel.

    +2
  • Boeing X-32 remake 2.9 years ago

    Dentist: Open wide.
    Me:

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  • Simple Unikitty 2.9 years ago

    Finland

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  • GLaDOS Potato [PORTAL2] 2.9 years ago

    Look at this loser lmao she's stuck in a potato imagine that lmao (she can't, of course, because she only has 1.1 watts and that's not very much)

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  • (Wait thats illegal) RyanAir B747-400 2.9 years ago

    Seating capacity: 2000.
    Breathing room is for suckas

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  • The ''real'' Bush Plane 2.9 years ago

    War thunder moment

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  • FA-10 Thundercat 2.9 years ago

    I felt a great disturbance in the US Air Force, as if 235 thousand voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

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  • Camel Stand fan 2.9 years ago

    damn nice fan.
    10/10 I would put that fan beside my bed anytime

    +2
  • just a peaceful balloon 2.9 years ago

    There are so many balloons right now

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  • NanFu battery 2.9 years ago

    oh sure its sci fi and stuff but can it go a week inside an inactive Wiimote before dying?

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  • (Do Not Download - Ruined By Manipulation and Pettiness From A Now Banned Player) Sikorsky S-16 (RBVZ S-XVI) 2.9 years ago

    We expected SU-57s.
    This is what we are going to get.
    I am calling it.

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  • Sten-Mk.2 full interior model 2.9 years ago

    @TASTEinc I feel like that'd be like steeling someone's arteries and then force feeding them their friend's super-laxatives

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  • Sten-Mk.2 full interior model 2.9 years ago

    One one hand, I have a gun
    on the other hand, now my sink won't work

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  • The wasp after i dropped it 2.9 years ago

    @MemrWii
    B O R Z O I

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  • Mk. 23B/38 "Praetorian" Assault Tank 2.9 years ago

    Unholy combo of a KV and a M3 Lee.

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  • YF-23 'Black Widow II' 2.9 years ago

    low-poly f-22

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  • Mil A-24 Thunderhind II 2.9 years ago

    noncredibledefense is having a rage-induced coma

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