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  • YAMATO 1945 1.4 years ago

    How To Turn Your Phone Into An IED
    Step one: Download this ship
    Step two: play it with highest physics

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 1.3 years ago

    You will upvote this comment

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  • The Real Ghost of Kyiv 1.4 years ago

    Doesn’t come with Zelenskyy 1/10

    +10
  • Goodbye. 1.3 years ago

    I mean, if your mom is that bad try to get CPS involved. If you have neighbors go over to them and tell them. The number for CPS is 1-800-342-3720, hope you are okay.

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  • 3rd Person Aiming 1.3 years ago

    @Vashrutor5 @Varrell007 sadly, mobile mod support was sniff removed

    +9
  • Another Valentine's day. 1.2 years ago

    I don’t celebrate Valentine’s Day, I celebrate the Bismarck’s birthday

    +8
  • B.1b Albatross 1.3 years ago

    @phrongus no phrongy we had him on
    Advocating Overthrow of Government
    Aggravated Assault/Battery
    Aggravated Identity Theft
    Advocating Overthrow of Government
    Aggravated Assault/Battery
    Aggravated Identity Theft
    Aiming a Laser Pointer at an Aircraft
    Airplane Hijacking
    Anti-racketeering
    Antitrust
    Armed Robbery
    Arson
    Assassination
    Assault with a Deadly Weapon
    Assaulting or Killing Federal Officer
    Assisting or Instigating Escape
    Attempt to commit Murder/Manslaughter
    Bank Burglary
    Bankruptcy Fraud/Embezzlement
    Bank Larceny
    Bank Robbery
    Blackmail
    Bombing Matters
    Bond Default
    Breaking and/or Entering Carrier Facilities
    Bribery Crimes
    Certification of Checks (Fraud)
    Child Abuse
    Commodities Price Fixing
    Computer Crime
    Concealing Escaped Prisoner
    Concealing Person from Arrest
    Concealment of Assets
    Conspiracy (in matters under FBI jurisdiction)
    Conspiracy to Impede or Injure an Officer
    Contempt of Court
    Continuing Criminal Enterprise
    Conveying False Information
    Copyright Matters
    Counterfeiting
    Counterintelligence Crimes
    Credit/Debit Card Fraud
    Crime Aboard Aircraft
    Crimes on Government Reservations
    Crimes on Indian Reservations
    Criminal Contempt of Court
    Criminal Forfeiture
    Criminal Infringement of a Copyright
    Cyber Crimes
    Damage to Religious Property
    Delivery to Consignee
    Demands Against the U.S.
    Destruction of Aircraft or Motor Vehicles Used in Foreign Commerce
    Destruction of an Energy Facility
    Destruction of Property to Prevent Seizure
    Destruction of Records in Federal Investigations and Bankruptcy
    Destruction of Corporate Audit Records
    Destruction of Veterans’ Memorials
    Detention of Armed Vessel
    Disclosure of Confidential Information
    Domestic Security
    Domestic Terrorism
    Domestic Violence
    Drive-by Shooting
    Drug Abuse Violations
    Drug Smuggling
    Drug Trafficking
    DUI/DWI on Federal Property
    Economic Espionage
    Election Law Crimes
    Embezzlement
    Embezzlement Against Estate
    Entering Train to Commit Crime
    Enlistment to Serve Against the U.S.
    Environmental Scheme Crimes
    Escaping Custody/Escaped Federal Prisoners
    Examiner Performing Other Services
    Exportation of Drugs
    Extortion
    Failure to Appear on Felony Offense
    Failure to Pay Legal Child Support Obligations
    False Bail
    False Pretenses
    False Statements Relating to Health Care Matters
    Falsely Claiming Citizenship
    False Statement to Obtain Unemployment Compensation
    Federal Aviation Act
    Federal Civil Rights Violations (hate crimes, police misconduct)

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  • Maxwell nuke accident :( 1.3 years ago

    This community went from normal to shitposters real fast

    +8
  • Dino Game 1.4 years ago

    Next up

    SimplePlanes in SimplePlanes

    +8
  • Tutorial Person 1.4 years ago

    What the hell is this

    +7
  • F-35A.Lightning 1.4 years ago

    “Players biography was removed”🍷🗿

    +7
  • My first plane 1.4 years ago

    To those wondering why it has so many upvotes. It is because…people want to support someone who is new.

    +7
  • IL-4 1.5 years ago

    As a plane expert I can confirm this is a plane

    +7
  • Northrop YF-23 Black Widow II 1.3 years ago

    @JADE117 It unfairly lost to the F-22

    +6
  • Fleetwood Bounder 1.3 years ago

    Jesse, we need to cook

    +6
  • Tractor Plane 1.4 years ago

    Can’t even have a tractor in Ohio 💀💀💀

    +6
  • Jetstream Samuel | Metal Gear Rising : Revengeance 1.5 years ago

    Memories broken
    The truth goes unspoken
    I've even forgotten my name
    I don't know the season
    Or what is the reason
    I'm standing here holding my blade
    A desolate place (place!)
    Without any trace (trace!)
    It's only the cold wind I feel
    It's me that I spite
    As I stand up and fight
    The only thing I know for real
    There will be bloodshed
    The man in the mirror nods his head
    The only one left
    Will ride upon the dragon's back
    Because the mountains don't give back what they take
    Oh no, there will be bloodshed
    It's the only thing I've ever known
    Losing my identity
    Wondering, "have I gone insane?"
    To find the truth in front of me
    I must climb this mountain range
    Looking downward from this deadly height
    And never realizing why I fight

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  • [AI]Martin PBM-3R Mariner 1.2 years ago

    Gonna riot if this doesn’t win

    +5
  • Wireframe_test 1.2 years ago

    what

    +5
  • Anyone else Homeschooled? 1.3 years ago

    Yes, I am

    +5
  • Goodbye. 1.3 years ago

    Goodbye, and may you touch grass unlike the rest of us

    +5
  • FTA-2 1.3 years ago

    YOU JOINED 5 DAYS AGO???

    +5
  • M1A2 ABRAMS TUSK II 1.3 years ago

    As a mobile user I started shaking in a corner and crying when I saw this

    +5
  • FT Missile Launcher 1.3 years ago

    You rolled a 7!!!

    +5
  • Maxwell 1.3 years ago

    Man, this community went from normal to shitposters real fast

    +5
  • It's time for a new name for SimpleRockets 2 1.3 years ago

    @CorporalWojak @Somguy @SP737 “We do plan to spend more time with SimplePlanes this year.”

    +5
  • Phalanx and Searam 1.4 years ago

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    +5
  • Big boi (carried by wasp) 1.4 years ago

    @SsKyCoSs they won’t know what hit them

    +5
  • Boeing X-32 remake 1.4 years ago

    :D

    +5
  • The Fleetwood Bounder 1.4 years ago

    Man this rock candy tastes a little wei- passes out due to meth overdose

    +5
  • CTA-04 Clover Air Defence System 1.5 years ago

    So this is why I don’t have free healthcare.

    +5
  • How to annoy pc players 1.5 years ago

    @210100 he went and did the thing his dad couldn’t

    +5
  • ROC 1.5 years ago

    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 nice now let’s watch

    +5
  • mobile unfriendly F-15C Oregon Air National Guard one year ago

    Remove the disclaimer as a prank and I will give you a spotlight lol

    +4
  • SimpleCorn one year ago

    Mais :D

    +4
  • Drag Parachute 1.1 years ago

    What is the difference between these and the normal parachute?

    +4
  • Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra 1.2 years ago

    Wait is that the free Samsung Galaxy S22 Ultra that you get get for switching to Verizon Wireless?!

    +4
  • Northrop P-61 Black Widow 1.3 years ago

    Engine startup?

    +4
  • Taliban-soldier-1 1.3 years ago

    @Tohu
    If you want to have a good weapon switching system this walker has it. Just ask them and credit them if they say yes.

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 1.4 years ago


    +4
  • F-35B Lightning II 1.4 years ago

    Scrumptious

    +4
  • Pz.Kpfw.VI.Ausf.B “King Tiger” II (H) 1.4 years ago

    HOW IS THIS ON ANDROID???

    +4
  • Dino Game 1.4 years ago

    This isn’t funky trees, no it’s…

    Funky forest

    +4
  • Tutorial Plane 1.4 years ago

    We all made this

    +4
  • FA-37 Gray Wolf 1.5 years ago

    Plane fr said O_O

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 1.5 years ago

    I am here too

    +4
  • Bell P-63F-1 Kingcobra 1.5 years ago

    RIP

    +4
  • Display 1.5 years ago

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    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⡦⡙⡂⢀⢤⢣⠣⡈⣾⡃⠠⠄⠀⡄⢱⣌⣶⢏⢊⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⢝⡲⣜⡮⡏⢎⢌⢂⠙⠢⠐⢀⢘⢵⣽⣿⡿⠁⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠨⣺⡺⡕⡕⡱⡑⡆⡕⡅⡕⡜⡼⢽⡻⠏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⣼⣳⣫⣾⣵⣗⡵⡱⡡⢣⢑⢕⢜⢕⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⣴⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⡽⡑⢌⠪⡢⡣⣣⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⡟⡾⣿⢿⢿⢵⣽⣾⣼⣘⢸⢸⣞⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
    ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠁⠇⠡⠩⡫⢿⣝⡻⡮⣒⢽⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
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  • Tactical motion capture device 1.5 years ago

    @Dathcha okay I did and I think I know now what the mouth of whale looks like.

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