12.8k Eggplant Comments

  • What abilities are gained by points? 1.2 years ago

    @TheMouse you can't just say perchance

    +2
  • A. Weisenheimer… Surely We Never See this Here 1.2 years ago

    some of the most irritating people. 1. don't care; 2. didn't ask; 3. go show mommy how smart you think you are

    +6
  • I have a mod that sets the water height. 1.2 years ago

    i think i saw it while looking for a map, something about water level. and michael soft doesn't support XP anymore you need to upgrade to 10

    +1
  • SIMPLE TOILET 1.2 years ago

    @Graingy ooh what kind

  • Graingy PSA: Upvote this toilet 1.2 years ago

    Don't wanna see a picture of that but i will give it a like so you people can o_o

    +1
  • SIMPLE TOILET 1.2 years ago

    How to make garlic bread

    1 pound loaf ciabatta bread
    ½ cup Italian parsley
    1 teaspoon dried rosemary
    1 teaspoon dried oregano
    Kosher salt and pepper
    4-5 cloves garlic, peeled
    ⅓ cup extra virgin olive oil
    ½ cup grated or shredded parmesan

    Instructions

    Preheat the oven to 400 degrees F.
    Add the garlic, rosemary, oregano, and parsley to a small food processor and blend. Drizzle in the olive oil from the top opening of the food processor while everything is blending. Season with kosher salt and black pepper.
    Place the bread flat on a cutting board. Place your non-dominant hand on top of the bread. Take a knife and slice the bread in half horizontally.
    Spoon the herb and garlic oil equally onto both halves of the bread and spread it all over. Put the bread halves back together.
    Line a large sheet pan with foil. Place the bread flat on the pan and cover with another piece of foil. Crimp the foil sides to close tightly.
    Bake the foil-wrapped bread on the center rack of the heated oven for 10 minutes.
    Remove the bread from the oven and uncover it. Separate the two halves of bread and place them side by side on the sheet pan.
    Sprinkle grated parmesan onto the bread.
    Return the sheet pan with the bread to the oven for another 10 minutes, until the bread crisps with golden edges and some of the cheese is slightly golden.
    Cut into 1-inch slices and serve immediately.

  • Feeling uninspired AGAIN...any ideas? 1.2 years ago

    2009 Renault Modus

    +1
  • Iranian Drones? 1.2 years ago

    I STAND WITH NEWPORT 🇮🇱🇮🇱

    +1
  • What Can I Do to Make This Work? 1.2 years ago

    @TheAviator77 you should be able to make a zero width tip for the wing piece too

  • In the Works - VR Airliner Cockpit 1.2 years ago

    wow that's nice. You should try making a 737 ng cockpit some time you're really good at it

    +1
  • Boeing 787-9 Heavy (Norwegian) 1.2 years ago

    Probably my favorite 787 livery. I like the ones with famous Norwegians on the tail

    +2
  • [TEASER] Stumpy (Boeing 767) 1.2 years ago

    @Senkopilot thanks, and no I don't, or at least haven't yet

  • gaijin when 1.2 years ago

    when b52

  • Need help 1.2 years ago

    plane looks great btw

  • Need help 1.2 years ago

    TVC is pretty simple you just use pitch and roll (and yaw if the plane does that); you could use a hinge rotator with something like (0.75 * Pitch) + (0.25 * Roll). 75% of the movement will go towards pitching the nozzle for pitch movement and 25% will go towards pitching the nozzle in opposite directions for roll movement. Change as needed of course and on the opposite side you need to change the + to a -

  • [Question] How to get 2 different Activation groups to activate the same item separately 1.2 years ago

    @Graingy xor, true when only 1 is pressed or only 4 is pressed

    +1
  • My birthday and some Mecha screenshots 1.2 years ago

    Looks dope, happy birthday dude have a nice day

    +1
  • [TEASER] Stumpy (Boeing 767) 1.2 years ago

    whaT map is in the first screenshot

  • Should I make a fictional plane similar to the Dreamlifter? 1.2 years ago

    @kasachstanball big ass cargo plane or something similar that can make a nice acronym

  • Zaineman Update 1.2 years ago

    about time for a Zaine Update

    +2
  • [Question] How to get 2 different Activation groups to activate the same item separately 1.2 years ago

    try (Activate1 & !Activate4) | (!Activate1 & Activate4)

    +1
  • e 1.2 years ago

    i eated a cheese

  • Sukhoi Su-27P1M "Flanker-B" Blue 58 1.2 years ago

    @liuxingling0354 i made a Russian one too, in the interest of neutrality maybe idk ;p

    +1
  • (teaser] 43 years ago 1.2 years ago

    @HanakoSan perhaps

    +1
  • What Can I Do to Make This Work? 1.2 years ago

    not sure exactly what you're talking about but if you mean the wing tip I would just use a fuselage block that matches the cross section of the end of the wing you currently have and then the pointy tip on the other end

  • What replica? 1.2 years ago

    767x

    +1
  • (teaser] 43 years ago 1.2 years ago

    @Majakalona the most i've tortured Jeb without accidentally killing him was making him reenter from low orbit with just his eva pack

    +1
  • (teaser] 43 years ago 1.2 years ago

    @Majakalona not Kerbal compatible; there will be no snack compartment on board

    +1
  • Graingy PSA: Not MrGrain 1.2 years ago

    TheHamster

  • Stupid name soundalike (I am insane) 1.2 years ago

    bitter coleslaw

  • KC-10 & MD-11 stuffs 1.2 years ago

    KC-10 looks so hoT

    +1
  • SAFP - GRYPHON-07 1.2 years ago

    mmm Greek letters. Plane looks and flies nice <3

  • Any tips on making the "raccoon eye" for the a330? 1.2 years ago

    You can duplicate the fuselage sections that contain the black area, nudge them into the same coordinates (make slightly bigger so it's on top), and adjust the fill level so it only covers the border of the cockpit windows. This might be a little hard to explain in text

    +5
  • Airbus A350-900 Heavy (Iberia) 1.2 years ago

    Just noticed these airliners weigh as much as fighters. Does it mess up the AI if you make the weights too high?

  • Should simpleplanes add this? 1.2 years ago

    i leave positive comments w/o downloading but I usually always download later but i can see the images and say "nice plaen" before I use it

  • (What Happened Today) 63 Years of the first crewed mission into space. 1.2 years ago

    @Graingy it's tomorrow in Yuri time

    +1
  • PAPI Lights 1.2 years ago

    thanks papi

  • REAL Map of Canada! [CW: French] 1.2 years ago

    merci pour le warning but im sure you can find English versions

  • What do you think will happen? 1.2 years ago

    @Graingy talking about the Missouri Compromise

  • [TEASER] Airliner V.2.0 1.2 years ago

    which livery you plan to make?

  • Rockets… 1.2 years ago

    Space ships can be explodey rockets too :p
    next logical step is MiG-29

  • SimplePlanes truly has changed... 1.2 years ago

    @SILVERPANZER better to stick to higher-effort monthly-ish builds and keep the nice yellow color next to your name

    +1
  • What do you think will happen? 1.2 years ago

    @Noob101 my heart pains from your confusion of a labrador retriever with a golden
    < / 3

  • SimplePlanes truly has changed... 1.2 years ago

    i miss 2018

    +2
  • What do you think will happen? 1.2 years ago

    @TalonTheCRTguy as a tiny little vehicle driver I respect the truck as long as y'all don't tailgate

  • What do you think will happen? 1.2 years ago

    @TalonTheCRTguy depends on your district attorney

    +1
  • What do you think will happen? 1.2 years ago

    @TalonTheCRTguy to be fair a one word expletive doesn't really qualify as a joke. Also jokes are supposed to be funni (:

  • What do you think will happen? 1.2 years ago

    @TalonTheCRTguy that seems moderately inappropriate for a SP.com forum post. Not everyone is obsessed with snakes like you to the point they would be comfortable holding them. I'm not gonna call you that word because you're scared of golden retrievers. Everyone is different.

  • What do you think will happen? 1.2 years ago

    I will hold a garter snake and that's about it

  • What do you think will happen? 1.2 years ago

    @GuardianAerospace does she live in Orlando?