16.6k DarthAbhinav Comments

  • Can I get banned for 1 day 3.7 years ago

    Being banned isn't because you were a badass, it's because you were an idiot.

    +21
  • FLYING UNDERGROUND 2.6 years ago

    RedBull now gives you balls of steel too.

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  • A message to the Community regarding the German Corsair Controversy. 3.8 years ago

    That is some top quality animation right there, downright Oscar worthy.

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  • Unpopular Opinion: I don’t see a need to make an SP2 3.3 years ago

    Firstly, I do not mean to hurt your sentiments, but please let me debunk every single point you just said.


    Simple planes is already perfected

    No. No, it isn't. SimplePlanes is a game that can never be perfected. It's something akin to Minecraft, wherein content drops can be unlimited and even infinite. Tank tracks, updated engines, a more realistic physics model, actual instruments, interactive funky trees are but a tiny fraction of the spectrum. See this lovely forum post by @BogdanX.


    It will not be initially available on iOS

    What? Jundroo started developing games on iOS first. That makes no sense.


    We don’t want to adjust to new game controls

    ...said no one ever. Furthermore, SR2 is a game based on rockets and orbiting-mechanics. I believe SimplePlanes 2, if it ever comes out, will have a control schematic very similar to SimplePlanes.


    It’s a waste of money for the devs

    This is the point that makes me incredibly, incredibly furious, especially since I'm a student of Economics and Commerce, however, I understand your perplexion and will attempt to break it down step-by-step.
    1. Making a new game is never a "waste of money". The developer will be investing in a project that will only serve to give them more returns in the future.
    2. With a community as dedicated as the one SimplePlanes has, a SP2 will definitely attract a lot of attention and will sell equally as well as SimplePlanes, and will almost certainly surpass it. I will explain the latter in forthcoming points.
    3. Jundroo can't keep updating a 5-year old game for free. It doesn't make financial sense. Eventually the cost of maintaining the game will exceed the revenue earned from the website and from the game's sales.
    4. Jundroo could've, in my opinion, capitalized on SP release 1.10 to rebrand the SimplePlanes game as SP 2.0, releasing WNP's glass and smoothening as a 1.9.x+1 update. That, however, is a lost opportunity and it doesn't matter anymore. The developers could, conversely, provided they do release a SimplePlanes 2, use this new game and utilize better marketing strategies (partnership with YouTubers, better use of social media, etc.) in order to propagate their game. A relaunch/rebranding/sequel will definitely help SP and will give it a tremendous boost in popularity.
    Right now, the game has become a very small, yet close-knit community of individuals who (generally) pour a decent amount of effort into releasing...

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  • I attempted to warn you, this is my last warning: 3.3 years ago

    what are you, like 7?

    Much like you :) @WiiWiiTheMini

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  • GC-2 3.8 years ago

    Let the drama drumrolls UNFOLD!

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  • On recent issues 3.6 years ago

    The website is going through a pubescent/mid-life crisis at this point in time.

    +15
  • BogdanX 3.9 years ago

    Since time immemorial have we seen Spiritus break milestones.


    The first player to reach 50k, 75k, 100k, 150k, 200k, 250k. Since the very beginning of the game, he has been known as our king, our alpha.


    However, there came a new challenger: A tiger. (Who later became a flower. Metamorphosis, people!) This vicious beast (and later gentle plant) tore through everyone until he was at the top, just behind the Raptor. The raptor, knowing that his time had come, gracefully accepted defeat. The metamorphosed flower, now the alpha of SP, is now on the verge of breaking one of the greatest records of all time- The first user to reach 300k points.


    P.S. I was bored to death (as I usually am these days, what with the current situation around the world) and decided to write some random stuff. Don't be mad.


    P.P.S. Why are y'all flaming at @BogdanX? He is a great player, a great builder and deserves the rank.

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  • Politics and Reporting - A Reminder. 2.2 years ago

    Extremely based, Bacon. Thank you.

    +14
  • Regarding TSPG Discord (Obsolete) 3.3 years ago

    Imagine spending your precious time to actually "spy" on a Discord run by children.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 4.0 years ago

    @99807 Because it's easily a hundred times better than yours in relation to the time in which it was created and compared to the tools builders today possess. This guy had no overload, no fine tuner, no FUSELAGE BLOCKS, no blueprint mod and yet managed to create such a masterpiece.

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  • Makes sense 3.8 years ago

    You forgot the most important checkbox.
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  • Island_Builder 2.2 years ago

    Gestour releases are always hype.

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  • I'll probably get banned for this... 3.2 years ago

    Nah, you won't get banned for this.


    1. Common sense is to be exercised whilst uploading planes and posting forums. This rule is also very loosely enforced and as a result, hasn't really been a topic of debate.


    2. "Hate speech" is a term that is crystal clear. You are attempting to mock, hate on or antagonise a rationally behaving individual or group of rationally behaving individuals. The term hasn't degenerated into meaninglessness (yet), so, there's no point having this conversation either.


    3. The mods probably didn't see that block post. Someone reported yours and not that one. The mods can't be expected to be 100% perfect at every point in time- they're not doing this for a living. It's voluntary service.


    The declaration of human rights doesn't apply on the internet. If you don't like the rules of a forum, you leave. It's the same in, say, societal clubs or private organisations. The declaration of human rights only protects you from the law, and I'd love to see you sue Jundroo for perfectly legal activities.


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  • Ok Guys, Here Are The Terms and Conditions to a ACEPILOT109 Face Reveal. 3.2 years ago

    "Full body reveal"
    HYPE
    "I'm gonna keep my clothes on"
    Audible groan

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  • I need someone who knows more about engines and car systems than me... 3.3 years ago

    You take wheel. You take engine. You connect engine to wheel. You try to make it work. You fail. You frustrate. You take an SS-24 Scalpel, three-stage, solid-fueled, silo-based intercontinental ballistic missile. You destroy everything you know.

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  • Focke-Wulf Lorin Bomber 3.8 years ago

    Not bad, but there are a lot of ways you could improve.

    1. Aircraft pulls 34 Gs (not even at top speed)

    2. Easily crosses sound barrier.

    3. Nose gear doesn't completely retract.

    4. Swastika is inverted on the left side of the aircraft.

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  • Spitfire 3.0 years ago

    This video spits fire. Ba Dum Tssh.

    +7
  • A Final Farewell. 3.2 years ago

    @Kangy Or you could just follow the rules the first time.

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  • [PINNED] List Of Discord Servers 2.7 years ago

    SP Hangout has been deleted. You might wanna consider removing it.

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  • F-35E Lightning II 3.3 years ago

    It's been a while since I interacted with you, fam, so, nice to see you again.
    Onto your build.


    Pros.
    1. Nice, simple cockpit.
    2. Missile bay.

    That's it.


    Cons.
    1. Extremely unstable aircraft. It pitches while rolling and rolls whilst pitching, and keeps swaying from side-to-side. It's almost as if no testing was done while making the flight model.
    2. Less-than-appealing paneling.
    3. Lots of overlapping bits and pieces that stick up in an odd manner.
    4. Ungodly fast acceleration. What kind of plane accelerates from 0- Mach 1 in 5 seconds?
    5. No Airbrake.
    6. No Flaps.
    7. No Trim.
    8. No yaw on the main gear.
    9. That kinda nozzle is meant to have TVC, this is just static.
    10. 20 Guardians, but that's a nitpick.


    Overall, I feel this was rushed and had 0 testing, much like... well, 99% of your builds. You can improve, mate.

    +6
  • Notification INSANITY!!!!!! 3.6 years ago

    1,803 ImaCat
    @KnightOfRen i've already spread out, is it that i need to post more?

    No, you need to post less but improve the quality of your posts and thumbnails.

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  • How kpop ruined my relationship 3.7 years ago

    If your girlfriend is willing to block you and completely cut of all ties with you because you do not like a singular music band, that individual is not meant to be in your life.


    It is not gonna be easy moving on, but engage in activities that give you a distraction. It'll take 4 days, a week at most, but you'll get over it. Such events are not worth getting depressed over.


    Take it easy, man.

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  • I’m Back! 3.8 years ago

    @Tully2OO1 if by "special" you mean mentally special, aye, you're special indeed.

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  • Meet the new platinum user! 3.8 years ago

    Lmao, but to me, you'll always be Chingu-Joe.

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  • Are people biased in sp? Or is it just my imagination? 3.8 years ago

    Let me take the case of two planes, Plane 1 and Plane 2


    Bear in mind that Plane 1 was posted by me, a silver user, and Plane 2 by Mahadi, a platinum user who has nearly reached 100k.


    Plane 1 has a clickbait thumbnail with a custom background, the Dassault logo and some nice, fancy text. Lovely, right?

    Plane 2 has a plain background, no text. Oh, it looks so bland.


    Plane 1 has 1500 parts. Damn, that means the plane must be excellent in quality!

    Plane 2 has 600 parts. Eh, that's average. Must be a meh plane.


    Outcome: Plane 1 gets 105 upvotes. Plane 2 gets 60 upvotes.


    Reality: Plane 1 and Plane 2 are the exact same plane. The only difference is the higher part count due to the addition of custom missiles and a wolf logo in Plane 1.


    Conclusion: In SimplePlanes, screenshot is everything if you are intent on gaining upvotes.

    OH WAIT, THERE IS MORE!

    BONUS SECTION:

    If you build has anything anime related, you get an extra 30 upvotes!

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  • New Moderator 2.9 years ago

    @Vincent_ we definitely want Player Content of The Month videos.

    +5
  • I attempted to warn you, this is my last warning: 3.3 years ago

    Petition to the mods to not ban him and let him use his super weapon.

    +5
  • Supermarine Spitfire MkVb 3.7 years ago

    The first screenshot looks like a Blender render, damn, nice stuff.

    +5
  • Ever heard of Mike Patey? 3.7 years ago

    Plot twist: Mike Patey is James.

    +5
  • I feel I was scammed and would like some type of retribution for my financial inconvenience. 2.2 years ago

    Seems like you didn't read the description probably. Good luck amassing your "hordes" of followers.

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  • WHOLES THE FAGGOT WHO DELETED MY POST!!!!!! 2.8 years ago

    Chess is a recreational and competitive board game played between two players. It is sometimes called Western or international chess to distinguish it from related games such as xiangqi. The current form of the game emerged in Southern Europe during the second half of the 15th century after evolving from similar, much older games of Indian and Persian origin. Today, chess is one of the world's most popular games, played by millions of people worldwide at home, in clubs, online, by correspondence, and in tournaments.

    Chess is an abstract strategy game and involves no hidden information. It is played on a square chessboard with 64 squares arranged in an eight-by-eight grid. At the start, each player (one controlling the white pieces, the other controlling the black pieces) controls sixteen pieces: one king, one queen, two rooks, two knights, two bishops, and eight pawns. The object of the game is to checkmate the opponent's king, whereby the king is under immediate attack (in "check") and there is no way for it to escape. There are also several ways a game can end in a draw.

    Organized chess arose in the 19th century. Chess competition today is governed internationally by FIDE (International Chess Federation). The first universally recognized World Chess Champion, Wilhelm Steinitz, claimed his title in 1886; Magnus Carlsen is the current World Champion. A huge body of chess theory has developed since the game's inception. Aspects of art are found in chess composition; and chess in its turn influenced Western culture and art and has connections with other fields such as mathematics, computer science, and psychology.

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  • Lookout for this replica theif! 2.8 years ago

    thief*

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  • An Open Letter to the Developers 2.9 years ago

    I implore you to read the letter prior to commenting, @WiiMaus. There's a paragraph that literally goes:

    There was also the "NameNameTheMan" episode, wherein popular user Dllama4 changed their name to "BoganBoganTheWoman" as a meme, imitating BoganBoganTheMan. Soon after, half the website was filled with "NameNameTheMan" usernames and it was nearly impossible to identify who was who.

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  • Crash 3.2 years ago

    No.

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  • Jay Jay the Demon of Demise 3.2 years ago

    Not this again.

    +4
  • So I guess racism, sexism, homophobia, and bigotry is "cool" now... 3.8 years ago

    I really believe that SimplePlanes Forums are literally the worst place to discuss this. This will only lead to further drama, hate and absolute idiocy.


    If you do not agree with the way someone is behaving or can't agree with the morals of a joke due to whatever reason, just leave that server/conversation. The "cancel culture" in SimplePlanes that's been going on for the past couple days is cancerous and is the last thing one needs in an AIRCRAFT DESIGNING VIDEO GAME.


    Tully2001 has also left all Discord servers and deleted his account from both SP.com and SR.com for reasons unknown.

    +4
  • I want to say something to all of you people 3.9 years ago

    I have anger problems and take things very seriously even if it’s barely anything
    That's understandable, especially if you're a teen. Just calm down and try to do things that lighten up your mood, including distancing yourself from the community if you want.

    I’m starting to have depression

    Games are for having fun. If a particular game, activity, place or set of individuals make you feel depressed, then just cease your interactions with it/them entirely.

    i know that everyone hates me

    I don't even know who you are. You're self-sympathising which is the first step towards destruction. I was an active member in the SP community 2.5 years ago, nearly platinum, and I started to feel the same way. Know what I did? I quit the game. You don't need to take such a drastic step, but know that you need to comprehend the fact that the world doesn't revolve around you, and people have better things to do than hate a random person on the internet who's literally done nothing but hate on anime. Hold that thought...

    obviously my hate for anime is ruining my experience

    Nonsense. You can love or hate something, and that doesn't define your experience anywhere. It depends on how you express it. I dislike anime as much as the next guy, but that doesn't mean I go running around calling people weebs and hating on anime posts. Just don't click on them, God damn it.

    Btw here is one thing to everyone who hates me
    Don’t judge a book by its cover

    I've already covered this point.


    Enjoy your day, my friend, and take it easy, eh?

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  • OK this is like the last straw. 3.9 years ago

    @vcharng so, what you're saying is that this is a rant post wherein you cry like a sissy about the community not appreciating your amazing aircraft? Because that's exactly the impression everyone is getting off of you right now.

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  • OK this is like the last straw. 3.9 years ago

    I'm gonna be blunt, I'm gonna be clear, and I'm just gonna repeat what @jamesPLANESii said but in a more assertive manner:

    1. Your thumbnails are B-A-D: "What? How? It has custom text! It has a custom background!"
      Well, a lot of planes now a days DO have all those. Look at two of my planes, for example: My MiG-21 Bison and My HT-03 "Funky Flier". Why do they both have 40+ upvotes? It's because the aircraft fills the thumbnail. The text is secondary. Even though the latter craft essentially has a 2012 YouTube thumbnail, the first thing people see is a well-taken photograph of your aircraft. You don't even need it to have 90% coverage, but you need to ensure that people can see it. The issue with your plane is that the thumbnail is bland. It neither gives a good view of the craft, nor does it have any clickbait-worthy stuff (although that's unethical, it works.)

    2. You don't advertise!: "What? But I made teasers and... well, that's all I did."
      That ain't enough. You gotta let people know that you are making a beautiful craft they need to upvote, and for that, the best place is the SimplePlanes Builders' Chat discord server (I'll link it if you want.)

    3. As for your yOu NeEd tO bE fAmOuS oR yOu wOn'T gEt AnY uPvOtEs nonsense, and yes, it is absolute nonsense, how do you think I got the upvotes I did on both my planes? You think I'm famous, or a member of the Masters chat? On the contrary, I was one of the most infamous users 3 years ago, before I left the game.

    4. It doesn't matter what plane you make as long as you make it well, advertise it well and have a good thumbnail, therefore, whilst meme posts will still exist and will continue to get upvotes, ignore them. Why do you care if the other guy gets more upvotes than you? This isn't a race to be the top, and don't make it one.


    Thus, stop whining and start doing something. Instead of taking in the feedback people are giving you, you are enforcing your points like some obsessive maniac who believes he's the only one who's right. My words sound harsh, but they're absolutely true.


    Regards.

    +4
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 3.9 years ago

    @FlagsWorldwide What James said.

    +4
  • I feel I was scammed and would like some type of retribution for my financial inconvenience. 2.2 years ago

    If you bought it on Steam, just ask the guys at Steam for a refund? It's not that hard.

    +3
  • (not) mistake thing 2.3 years ago

    I thought this was gonna be something meaningful. Nah, it's just a giant pile of random nonsense.

    +3
  • Why Does Rafale Even Exist? 2.8 years ago

    Go back to America, the rest of us believe in Rafale supremacy!

    +3
  • Some people are just disgusting 3.0 years ago

    That's horrible. Let's hope someone runs him/her over in the same manner they ran your cat over.

    +3
  • Unpopular Opinion: I don’t see a need to make an SP2 3.3 years ago

    ...into releasing new projects. The wider audience brought on by YouTubers such as Jelly and Frantic are long gone.

    Now, let me make it clear that whilst I think it'd be beneficial for them to do so, I do not think Jundroo's gonna make an SP2 anytime soon since SR2 is their main priority at this point in time.

    +3
  • Railways & Roads 3.4 years ago

    @HappyFeetWhyshouldi Early gang.

    +3
  • Work of art I did pt 2 3.4 years ago

    If only forums could be spotlighted.

    +3
  • I have made the most comments now ;D 3.4 years ago

    Sleep.

    +3