30.3k CookingWithCinderBlocks Comments

  • Comment upvote logic 3.4 years ago

    The Llama wishes to cross the road, but there is an obstruction in the way. The Llama attempts to use school logic and crosses the bridge at 12 lemons per second. But the obstruction causes a unnecessary delay in the Llamas dentist appointment. The Llama realizes this delay and uses it to their advantage. The Llama calls over a traffic cone sized bird to talk to the obstruction about quantum physics. The traffic cone sized bird has a speech level of 56 and is very persuasive. The obstruction agrees with the traffic cone sized bird and lets the Llama pass the bridge, and pay for their hair insurance. The Llama now has their hair insurance covered and can now buy the necessary missiles to protect their shopping cart against aggressive sprinklers. The End.

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  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 2.7 years ago

    Modular Weapon Parts (MWP)
    Parts that can be thrown together and edited:
    Example:

    Warhead: Act similar to your half circle, but explode on impact, or a certain distance from the ground. Bigger size equals bigger boom, and more mass. When a subpart, maybe make it so that they have a "missile AI" allowing them to track targets on their own when disconnected from the main craft.

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    Rocket/Missile Engine: For very high speeds but uses a lot of fuel.

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    Fuselages already exist, so they can be used for module missile/rocket bodies.

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    In order for this to work properly, you may need to make it so that you can have "Fuel Groups" or in other words, be able to assign certain fuel tanks to subgroups so that when detached from the main craft, they can still fuel themselves and sustain flight.

    Maybe add more variations to the cannons, and might even make it so that you can set a subpart as the bullet/shell model for the cannons.

    (Well, I just described an entire update on its own)

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  • I Am No Longer A Moderator 2.7 years ago

    Part of my SP childhood was just taken away.
    You had a great run EternalDarkness.

    +9
  • AT-AT (All Terrain-Attack Thomas) 3.7 years ago

    Is it just me, or are my most popular creations all have to do with
    Thomas the whatever-he-is-at-the-moment.

    +8
  • Politics and Reporting - A Reminder. 2.1 years ago

    "Make planes, not war."

    Now that is some live advice that I can live by.

    +7
  • Cover Yourself In Oil 3.4 years ago

    If you are covered in oil, then you just turned yourself into bait for the USA.

    +7
  • Preston Power Wheel Chair 2.3 years ago

    @MrShenanigans Granny zooming at 50mph to the market cause she forgot the oranges.

    +6
  • QR code 2.7 years ago

    Let me guess, Rick Roll?

    +6
  • The Real Ghost of Kyiv 1.9 years ago

    "War, war never changes"
    [Until now]

    +5
  • (Funky trees) Self aiming plane 2.6 years ago

    Kamikaze has never been so effective.

    +5
  • Thoughts on the pineapple & ham pizza? 2.6 years ago

    Needs more Lamb Sauce.

    +5
  • Flamingo-phalanx 2.6 years ago

    I nearly threw up my cream puffs once I saw this.

    +5
  • LEGO Star Wars LAAT Republic Gunship Minikit/Polybag 3.0 years ago

    There is a "Toy" tag, if you were wondering.

    +5
  • Lovesick 3.0 years ago

    • I'm not sure about you guys, but religion helps me, just gives me a feeling of belonging and a sense why we are here, I understand if you guys don't care, but just reading form my bible helps me, to see others go through and rely on a divine loving being, it is just nice to have a feeling of purpose. At this moment the states are high and against me, but I can just push through with all the help I have received.
    • And sometimes I mentally shoot the thoughts that suggest negative ideas.
    • If you just put a smile on your face, and see through the clouds, and actively search for the positive, soon you'll find it, or it will find you.

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  • Grubhub Delivery dance guy 3.3 years ago

    ApplejuiceYT2 Why, did you make this? What were your intentions? Are you a Russian spy trying to conquer American by using their own mistakes? Are you trying to summon the devil? More importantly... ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME!? (For I got plenty of cursed items up my sleeve that I can unleash)

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  • FYI: A small update is being worked on 3.7 years ago

    They may add glass fuselage blocks...
    (Don;t mean to get anyone's hopes up)

    +5
  • PR-4 "Hole Puncher" 1.7 years ago

    What you use to punch holes in your text books

    +4
  • AWACS German Corsair 2.0 years ago

    I think it is time for me to stop browsing Simple Planes for the day.

    +4
  • Petlyakov Pe-8(ASh-82FN) 2.5 years ago

    Ah yes, Soviet B-17

    +4
  • Bush trip went wrong 2.6 years ago

    @Kennneth Gotta tag me on that mod when it is done.

    +4
  • High-speed French torpedo 2.6 years ago

    Better hope the french don't run out of real torpedoes.

    +4
  • About the drama (to whom it may concern) 3.2 years ago

    People upvote because they like it, it does not put the other person lower than the other, or put that person higher than the other.

    (sorry for my English, not having the best of days right now.)

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  • I am going to marry ACEPILOT109 3.2 years ago

    @ACEPILOT109 I'd just like to say, I am very confused.

    +4
  • MQ-9 Reaper in Mission! 3.3 years ago

    @realSavageMan The bleeps make this so much better.

    +4
  • Cockpit Cryopod 3.3 years ago

    This is were they breed cockpits for future use.

    +4
  • Inter Continental Ballistic Blimp! (ICBB) 3.6 years ago

    I think the Hindenburg would fit into the ICBB category as well.

    +4
  • Bomb in a Bomb 11 months ago

    I use the bomb to drop the bomb

    +3
  • Chibi Andrew 1.4 years ago

    I am considering the fact that indeed I must consider this a war crime, but also considering whether or not to updoot this. You give me much to consider ...

    +3
  • Gundam GP03S Stamen (RX-78GP03S) 1.6 years ago

    What do you call a Gundam that retired? Gundone
    [help, I am bored]

    +3
  • 4 followers 1.7 years ago

    Now you gotta make more ducks.

    +3
  • Bass Bomber 2.0 years ago

    A weapon of Bass Destruction.

    +3
  • Funky trees tutorial 2.2 years ago

    I can always rely on this community to help me in my time of need :)

    +3
  • Update v1.12.123/124 - SimplePlanes & SimplePlanes VR 2.2 years ago

    Think you could implement a mini map for Mobile and PC devices?
    But love the update!

    +3
  • (Closed) Challenge; Pedestal Fighters! 2.2 years ago

    @Krikkit42 Not that I am aware of.

    +3
  • Dolores-Gunner 2.5 years ago

    Looks like she has a nerfgun.

    +3
  • Another One Bites the dust 2.6 years ago

    I think I seen them do this before... One time I was checking their profile out (a few weeks before now) and for some reason they deleted all their items and profile picture.

    Not entirely sure why they done it again.

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  • WWI Challenge [CLOSED] 2.7 years ago

    And thanks for making this challenge, I was looking for an excuse to make a WWI themed aircraft.

    +3
  • Small Feature Wish List for v1.11 Update 2.7 years ago

    @LieutenantSOT I'm a man who likes his weapons.
    (Also the crazy person who researches the manufacturing of cinder blocks for fun)

    +3
  • German Mustang 3.0 years ago

    @CharlesDeGaulle This man knows his German Planes

    +3
  • Andrew Garrison 3000 3.1 years ago

    Welcome to April Fools in the SP community.

    +3
  • Super Tiny Beta (v1.10.105) 3.1 years ago

    @AndrewGarrison #bug Windows 10 declared war on SimplePlanes. Random sudden shutdowns will occur when I am playing SimplePlanes, no official debug or crash log, just a shutdown that is less than a second, just like that and lots of my build progress is gone, even though I save my creation often. I checked the permissions and all was okay, but windows 10 just hates SimplePlanes.

    +3
  • F-4EJ Kai Phantom II 07-4836 302nd Sq. 3.1 years ago

    So much for "Simple Planes"

    +3
  • The sp website mini ocd collection 3.5 years ago

    (Softly) Don't

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  • My absence 3.5 years ago

    Wish you luck on your life, and your relationship.
    I salute you sir.

    +3
  • Airbus A480 3.6 years ago

    I've been thinking, do we do this just to help out the no-rank, bronze, and silver people, or just a weird meme?

    +3
  • RX-7 Final Rework Final Product Revision 3.6 years ago

    Great work on the model, and interior!
    This may be a re-post, but at least it is better than the others.
    Just make sure you tested the car out after the changes, or you may discover new problems.

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  • QAS MT-1 Mk.1 Coyote (Marineon Empire) 1.7 years ago

    10/10 for the blueprint

    +2
  • ArtiElf Type I 1.8 years ago

    @GainTale Did you use a frame for this, or did you build it from scratch?

    +2
  • ArtiElf Type I 1.8 years ago

    Imagine the Mayhem I can unleash if I learned how to make something like this. By the way, love the custom UI, never seen anything like it.

    +2
  • Astorer 130/70 Anti Air Mount 1.9 years ago

    Wait, this is Simple Planes?

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