18.4k ColonelCanada Comments

  • What to do when your cat is having a seizure 2.5 years ago

    Don't think it'll ever happen to me but thanks!

  • Cool screenshot from multiplayer 2.5 years ago

    not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult not a cult

    +1
  • Forum Post 2.5 years ago

    I don't care if your plane is unlisted.
    Take my upvote.

    +1
  • F-212 2.5 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    I realize what I did now.
    I didn't mess up the input, I messed up the instructions.
    Its VTOL down+AG5.

    +1
  • F-212 2.5 years ago

    Tags:
    @HMSIllustriousMyBeloved
    @temporaryplanetester

  • Why doesn't all of my Planes that LOOK good work???????????!!!!!!! 2.5 years ago

    Aren't you the kid who is underage?

    +1
  • *ALERT* 2.5 years ago

    KSP was cool for like 6 seconds
    then the Simple series walked in the room

    +3
  • New features 2.5 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    BRO DON'T SPELL IT WITH A K

    +2
  • New features 2.5 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    bro don't spell it with a K

    +2
  • Merry Christmas Everyone!! But I didn't have a present in time :( 2.5 years ago

    I suggest you abandon this account until you are over the age of 13.
    There is a strict rule against this.
    You should probably also delete this.

    +1
  • do you like waffles or pancakes 2.5 years ago

    Yes

    +1
  • New features 2.5 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    thanks lol
    Congrats on 421 points (if only it were one digit off...)

    +2
  • Vietnam bush 2.5 years ago

    ghillie AAA

  • How To Buy Proper CBD Gummies? 2.5 years ago

    never have I ever thought that I would have to look at a forum like this


    the forums section really is just reddit now isn't it

  • Is there a way to stop a plane from stalling when you turn 2.5 years ago

    so basically
    your plane needs to ignore physics
    problem solved

  • teaser 2.5 years ago

    Tags:
    HMSIllustriousMyBeloved

  • Worcestershire 2.5 years ago

    Are you having a stroke?

    +3
  • K46 "Jackpot" 2.6 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    I don't think that matters

  • K46 "Jackpot" 2.6 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    Hm.
    Will you be changing your name back to Korzalerke?

    +1
  • K46 "Jackpot" 2.6 years ago

    @temporaryplanetester
    Wouldn't you just want to move back to your old account then?
    I'm pretty sure that there is an account recovery system.

    +1
  • AI stupider? (My story) 2.6 years ago

    You gotta remember that this AI is old coding.
    8 years is a long time in the gaming world.

    +3
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS 2.6 years ago

    @AlbertanPlaneMaker
    laughs in Saskatchewan-born

  • K46 "Jackpot" 2.6 years ago

    rip korzalerke (again)

    +1
  • MERRY CHRISTMAS 2.6 years ago

    @ThatRandomCarrot
    We get at least 10 feet every year.
    Right now, theres probably a foot of snow.

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS 2.6 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii
    laughs in Canadian

  • MERRY CHRISTMAS 2.6 years ago

    i get more snow than you

    L

    +1
  • Little Buddy 2.6 years ago

    I'm gonna nuke it.

  • soviet quality 2.6 years ago

    Soviet quality is just crap built to last long.

    +3
  • Bots Removal. 2.6 years ago

    What bots?

  • Celebration!! 2.6 years ago

    ban

  • Unpopular Opinion 2.6 years ago

    the Fokker Dr.1 is the best plane to ever exist

    +2
  • Huey uh-1d teaser 2.6 years ago

    Facebook doesn't work for that.

  • NEW FIGHTER JET! 2.6 years ago

    Jonathan

  • I'm sick 2.6 years ago

    Why are you telling us? Go to a doctor, I doubt anyone on this website has a valid doctors degree.

    +1
  • Enough of SimplePlanes, how about SimplePlanes 2? 2.6 years ago

    If a SP2 happens my points better transfer over

    +2
  • Gigachad challenge (canceled) 2.6 years ago

    Funfact:
    The guy from the Gigachad memes was revealed to be a virgin.

  • forum post 2.6 years ago

    According to all known laws
    of aviation,

    there is no way a bee
    should be able to fly.

    Its wings are too small to get
    its fat little body off the ground.

    The bee, of course, flies anyway

    because bees don't care
    what humans think is impossible.

    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
    Yellow, black. Yellow, black.

    Ooh, black and yellow!
    Let's shake it up a little.

    Barry! Breakfast is ready!

    Coming!

    Hang on a second.

    Hello?

    Barry?
    Adam?

    Can you believe this is happening?

    I can't. I'll pick you up.
    Looking sharp.

    Use the stairs. Your father
    paid good money for those.

    Sorry. I'm excited.

    Here's the graduate.
    We're very proud of you, son.

    A perfect report card, all B's.

    Very proud.

    Ma! I got a thing going here.

    You got lint on your fuzz.
    Ow! That's me!

    Wave to us! We'll be in row 118,000.

    Bye!
    Barry, I told you,
    stop flying in the house!

    Hey, Adam.
    Hey, Barry.

    Is that fuzz gel?

    A little. Special day, graduation.
    Never thought I'd make it.

    Three days grade school,
    three days high school.

    Those were awkward.

    Three days college. I'm glad I took
    a day and hitchhiked around the hive.

    You did come back different.

    Hi, Barry.
    Artie, growing a mustache? Looks good.

    Hear about Frankie?

    Yeah.

    You going to the funeral?

    No, I'm not going.
    Everybody knows,
    sting someone, you die.

    Don't waste it on a squirrel.
    Such a hothead.

    I guess he could have
    just gotten out of the way.

    I love this incorporating
    an amusement park into our day.

    That's why we don't need vacations.

    Boy, quite a bit of pomp...
    under the circumstances.

    Well, Adam, today we are men.
    We are!

    Bee-men.

    Amen!
    Hallelujah!

    Students, faculty, distinguished bees,

    please welcome Dean Buzzwell.

    Welcome, New Hive Oity
    graduating class of...

    ...9:15.

    That concludes our ceremonies.

    And begins your career
    at Honex Industries!

    Will we pick ourjob today?

    I heard it's just orientation.

    Heads up! Here we go.

    Keep your hands and antennas
    inside the tram at all times.

    Wonder what it'll be like?
    A little scary.
    Welcome to Honex,
    a division of Honesco

    and a part of the Hexagon Group.

    This is it!

    Wow.

    Wow.

    We know that you, as a bee,
    have worked your whole life

    to get to the point where you
    can work for your whole life.

    Honey begins when our valiant Pollen
    Jocks

    +7
  • THE BIRTH OF AVIATION 2.6 years ago

    @Vincent
    That's balloons.
    I'm talking about airplanes.

  • Wasp+ 2.6 years ago

    such a useful link

    +3
  • he needs a name 2.6 years ago

    Gerald

  • Volkswagen Tiguan 2.6 years ago

    Tjuan

  • Svetzland Discussion Channel 2.6 years ago

    No

  • Hello all ??, introduction 2.6 years ago

    Welcome to the club, enjoy your stay.

    +1
  • i need a help :(( 2.6 years ago

    this isn't funny anymore

  • What Jet would you like me build? 2.6 years ago

    1:1 scale Boeing 747.
    Minimum of 6 million parts, as the real 747 has 6 million parts.

    +4
  • -Door with stairs- 2.6 years ago

    Indeed, its a door with stairs.

  • [CAUTION] SEVERE MEMETIC HAZARD AHEAD (People with OCD beware) 2.6 years ago

    Have I created a whole clan of users finding the little imperfections of SimplePlanes? Probably...
    Are the devs to blame for these horrible crimes against aviation nerds? Not exactly...
    All I know is, the submit button looks a little crooked...

    +1