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We are committed to supporting this essential Graingy mission.
I have summoned my minions to the toilet. The fate of the future is held by those who have yet to upvote.
I’m saying it’s a business opportunity @ShinyGemsBro, I would never insult a potential customer’s intelligence. I’m neutral in this conflict, I don’t take sides. Because of this claim of “neutrality,” I’m extending this offer to the sirens as well. Both sides would benefit from long range over-the-horizon weapons, and I am the only dealer offering this toolbox of armageddon. I’m an arms dealer, not a politician.
Why are F-15Es going guns on a dang warship? Oh, that gives me an idea!
I am starting a business to sell stand-off anti ship missiles to the TFM because for some reason they are trying to drop bombs and do gun runs in a modern maritime war.
Buy 17, get one free!!! New over-the-horizon capabilities allow you to fire and forget these little vampires, and their terminal targeting and discrimination systems are impossible to jam! (Allegedly)
Please contact my office for pricing and procurement plans
Tip: You can pour dish soap on the floor to make a slip ‘n slide, but the rest of the kitchen staff won’t be happy and will say mean things like “stop” or “you’re gonna get fired” or “ow my head hurts so bad”
Why can’t I buy a Landing Craft Utility of the 1600, 1646, or LCU-2000 class from the GSA government auction website or the Defense Security Cooperation Agency’s (DSCA) Excess Defense Article system? The markdown for the vessels is 5-50%, or approximately $400,000-$4,000,000, putting it in my price range with the available financing options. Further, it is technically a legal obligation that these transfers and/or sales are continued under Article II of the MDT, and funding for the program stateside is already provided for under this year’s annual appropriations in the NDAA section 1263. I am very displeased with customer service.
I have a few questions for a project I am working on my dearest sir, feel free to rope in others for the response, I need all the answers I can get.
1: Excluding the Attack on the USS Beast, what was the first maritime engagement between Monarchii and MGLA forces, whether that be an air raid on a convoy or ship-to-ship fighting? Who was the defender, and who was the aggressor?
2: What events truly kicked off the war? When did both sides realize “Oh snap, we’re in a shooting war.”
3: What exact date and time (preferably with local and Zulu if possible) did the war begin?
We can guarantee a delivery of any in-stock vehicle within 90 days of the date of order. We currently have 49 vehicles in stock. At the earliest, these may arrive at your house in approximately 1-7 hours, depending on distance and atmospheric conditions.
Alternatively: if diplomacy fails, lead the aliens into the American deep south. Then, have the government announce a $1000 bounty/reward for every dead alien. Let the rednecks do their thing.
If it bleeds, it can be killed, and 5.56 makes most things bleed. If else, the rednecks will find some other way to kill them soon enough.
.
They can choose to start violence, but we humans are better at it than they are.
Aight bet @CrestelAeronautics
As long as you’re cool with our WSO having pink hair and cat ears (waaay out of regulations, but it’s for recruiting and retention…)
@Mousewithamachinegun122
I’d like to announce to all who are willing to hear the truth: Arkansas isn’t real and @Jjjohnson is a government agent.
Thank you. I now stand open for questions and cross-examination.
It’s all chill at the moment as far as I’m aware. No one has said anything about it here for a few days. @WCACWorkshop
If they start bringing drama up again I’ll delete their comments.
Thanks for the heads-up though
So you’re telling me that SnowStone diplomats and government officials are using their diplomatic immunity to street race random citizens in the county they’re visiting?
I love these guys! Now this is how you do public relations!
GOSH DANGIT
According to who? What is your source? Your proof? What evidence do you have? Does your case prove beyond a doubt that this is true?
@Mousewithamachinegun122
I REFUESE TO BUILD THE FOUNDATION OF MY UNDERSTANDING OF THIS WORLD ON LIES
From the citizens of both sides, please, end the war.
End the meaningless fighting.
We yearn to taste peace again.
We wish for quiet skies and calm fields.
Bring back the stillness we didn't know we loved.
Okay fine.
I've received some feedback, and am now updating my request:
Build something to REMOVE the Middle East.
Build us a s e x y F-15E
Or an A-10
Or a F-117
Or better yet, a B-52
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+2We are committed to supporting this essential Graingy mission.
I have summoned my minions to the toilet. The fate of the future is held by those who have yet to upvote.
2020 Chevy Traverse?
+1Toodles friend! We wish you the best of luck on your future endeavors!
I’m saying it’s a business opportunity @ShinyGemsBro, I would never insult a potential customer’s intelligence. I’m neutral in this conflict, I don’t take sides. Because of this claim of “neutrality,” I’m extending this offer to the sirens as well. Both sides would benefit from long range over-the-horizon weapons, and I am the only dealer offering this toolbox of armageddon. I’m an arms dealer, not a politician.
Why are F-15Es going guns on a dang warship? Oh, that gives me an idea!
I am starting a business to sell stand-off anti ship missiles to the TFM because for some reason they are trying to drop bombs and do gun runs in a modern maritime war.
Buy 17, get one free!!! New over-the-horizon capabilities allow you to fire and forget these little vampires, and their terminal targeting and discrimination systems are impossible to jam! (Allegedly)
Please contact my office for pricing and procurement plans
@Graingy
Then the cops shouldn’t be able to catch you.
My question is how (but more importantly why) are you covered in butter?
Tip: You can pour dish soap on the floor to make a slip ‘n slide, but the rest of the kitchen staff won’t be happy and will say mean things like “stop” or “you’re gonna get fired” or “ow my head hurts so bad”
+1Do you ever sleep?
Rather, does LunarEclipse ever sleep? She’s on the site like every four hours if not more often
What is the opposite of dish soap? Fine gravel?
Why can’t I buy a Landing Craft Utility of the 1600, 1646, or LCU-2000 class from the GSA government auction website or the Defense Security Cooperation Agency’s (DSCA) Excess Defense Article system? The markdown for the vessels is 5-50%, or approximately $400,000-$4,000,000, putting it in my price range with the available financing options. Further, it is technically a legal obligation that these transfers and/or sales are continued under Article II of the MDT, and funding for the program stateside is already provided for under this year’s annual appropriations in the NDAA section 1263. I am very displeased with customer service.
Incredible, thank you my friend @TheUltimatePlaneLover
+1I have a few questions for a project I am working on my dearest sir, feel free to rope in others for the response, I need all the answers I can get.
1: Excluding the Attack on the USS Beast, what was the first maritime engagement between Monarchii and MGLA forces, whether that be an air raid on a convoy or ship-to-ship fighting? Who was the defender, and who was the aggressor?
2: What events truly kicked off the war? When did both sides realize “Oh snap, we’re in a shooting war.”
3: What exact date and time (preferably with local and Zulu if possible) did the war begin?
Y’all are getting videos in the jet stream?!?!
+3pls no
We can guarantee a delivery of any in-stock vehicle within 90 days of the date of order. We currently have 49 vehicles in stock. At the earliest, these may arrive at your house in approximately 1-7 hours, depending on distance and atmospheric conditions.
Alternatively: if diplomacy fails, lead the aliens into the American deep south. Then, have the government announce a $1000 bounty/reward for every dead alien. Let the rednecks do their thing.
If it bleeds, it can be killed, and 5.56 makes most things bleed. If else, the rednecks will find some other way to kill them soon enough.
.
They can choose to start violence, but we humans are better at it than they are.
I can grant that request, but please elaborate on the significance of the date if possible @CrestelAeronautics
yey
+1Bro is turning SimplePlanes into From the Depths
+2I love trying to eject and getting smashed to a pulp by the gun barrel three feet away from my head
+1Aight bet @CrestelAeronautics
As long as you’re cool with our WSO having pink hair and cat ears (waaay out of regulations, but it’s for recruiting and retention…)
bro this thing has more instruments and switches than the dang 172
+1we're not even done burying the dead from the last war and another one has already kicked off
+2@Mousewithamachinegun122
+2I’d like to announce to all who are willing to hear the truth:
Arkansas isn’t real and @Jjjohnson is a government agent.
Thank you. I now stand open for questions and cross-examination.
Oh boy here we go again
+1@Boeing727200Fwithapistol oh golly
+1I guess I'll take pictures and upload one or two or seven
It’s all chill at the moment as far as I’m aware. No one has said anything about it here for a few days. @WCACWorkshop
+1If they start bringing drama up again I’ll delete their comments.
Thanks for the heads-up though
I am very interested in how a fixed-wing jet aircraft is used to train pilots to fly a helicopter.
+1An extraordinary development, I shall inform the media immediately!
+1So you’re telling me that SnowStone diplomats and government officials are using their diplomatic immunity to street race random citizens in the county they’re visiting?
+4I love these guys! Now this is how you do public relations!
Must I fight to prove I earned the title Fastest Updooter in the West three years ago?
+3Theory:
+1He got a very close and personal look at a laser guided bomb moving at a high rate of speed
Pls no
Yes, provide your proof or I shall put you down like a sick dog @Mousewithamachinegun122
+1GOSH DANGIT
+1According to who? What is your source? Your proof? What evidence do you have? Does your case prove beyond a doubt that this is true?
@Mousewithamachinegun122
I REFUESE TO BUILD THE FOUNDATION OF MY UNDERSTANDING OF THIS WORLD ON LIES
7 parts, it’s either a message, picture, or IED.
+1I’m concerned…
+1From the citizens of both sides, please, end the war.
+1End the meaningless fighting.
We yearn to taste peace again.
We wish for quiet skies and calm fields.
Bring back the stillness we didn't know we loved.
Proof that we need VORs in SimplePlanes
@WCACWorkshop
+1You don't have to
I don't need any recognition
This submission kinda broke challenge rules 4 and 9 anyways
Also, what happened to your ambulance?
@WCACWorkshop
+1yey
Thanks!
Okay fine.
+1I've received some feedback, and am now updating my request:
Build something to REMOVE the Middle East.
Build us a s e x y F-15E
Or an A-10
Or a F-117
Or better yet, a B-52
"I'm a fan favorite of the car enthusiasts
+1You're only mildly enjoyed with the help of an illusionist"
bro chill out, you killed the man
@FOXHOUND26 he asked for a task, I gave him a task. Do not command what you cannot enforce.
can you build peace in the middle east pls thx
+4@MrCOPTY uh
10-23 on scene, what's up?
Oh dear lord what the fu-
I'm telling the FAA
oh my gosh that was beautiful
+1My friend, this is the best thing I've read since ENG101
holy crap
+1