59.0k Cabbage17 Comments

  • Most Effortless Build Ever 1.4 years ago

    Rjenteissussy has performed mitosis!

    +2
  • The Single Most Effortless flying thing ever 1.4 years ago

    who needs landing gear when you are flying into the future of aerospace design?

    +1
  • Aerial defense fighter 1 1.4 years ago

    bro almost landed that thing at 400 mph, W piloting
    I bet the maintenance guys want to kill the pilot though...

  • Brud. 1.4 years ago

    NO.

    +2
  • English Or Spanish 1.4 years ago

    Oh no

    +1
  • My absence 1.4 years ago

    Hey y’all, we’ll be holding a funeral for SamTheUncle on Friday, July 12, at 1200 Zulu. Expect rain and sadness. The preliminary quotations will be read by Abraham Lincoln. I expect all of you to bring flowers, sorrowful stories, or food (preferably food). I look forward to seeing you (and your food) on the funeral post then.

    +1
  • 'Murica 1.4 years ago

    How to make it more American (semi-suburban “redneck” edition) according to FatGPT:
    - Squated landing gear.
    - giant diesel exhaust pipes
    - Cummins engine.
    - headlights powerful enough to blind every other driver(pilot) and ignite a piece of steel from a mile away.
    - GAU-8 Avenger
    - full sized fridge, none of that puny European crap.
    - enough M4/AR15 pattern rifles, M1s, cheap Chinese bolt actions, and pistols to arm an average-sized militia.
    - dog.
    - debt.
    - drywall.
    - a defense budget big enough to fight God.
    - French frys (not chips)
    - five thousand two hundred eighty feet.
    - propane.
    - freedom.
    - and a solid slab of 36x36x4 inch marble.

    +3
  • I think I'm noticing something... 1.4 years ago

    Strange, I still get new follower notifications. It doesn’t pop up as a red notice on the home page, but when I go to the notifications section it has the blue box with the name of my newest stalker.

    +1
  • {2024FEB} the EPA fined us 1.4 years ago

    What are they gonna do if you don’t pay the fine? Fine you again? Then what?
    Either way, I stand with you. Remember:
    Pollution means progress; clean air is for communists!
    cough cough

    +1
  • Popcorn stand. Get your Popcorn here! 1.4 years ago

    I will gladly pay you back Tuesday for a popcorn bowl today

    +2
  • 1 or 2? 1.4 years ago

    1

  • OIL 1.4 years ago

    welcome to democracy.

    +2
  • A formal apology 1.4 years ago

    Sorry because you got caught?
    Either way, forgiveness is given freely, but respect needs to be re-earned. Welcome back friend!

    +8
  • oh fellow, SimplePlanes moderator of The sky what is your wisdom? 1.4 years ago

    Not a mod, but Bluegrass airport (KLEX) has complimentary coffee machines. You can take them. Security shouldn’t stop you. Also there is just a Blue Angels A-4 and a west German Messerschmitt-Bölkow-Blohm Bo 105 sitting on the ramp.

  • I mean, it flies? 1.4 years ago

    What.

  • Graingy PSA: New Rank?!?!? Real!??!!? 1.4 years ago

    T btw

    +1
  • mobile unfriendly F-15C Oregon Air National Guard 1.4 years ago

    Thanks for the what now? @TheAirbusA380addict

  • Cessna 172 SkyHawk 1.4 years ago

    9.9/10, the interior carpet and walls aren't falling off and there isn't a random loose screw that seems to magically spawn in the registration holder pocket.
    (This is amazing!)

    +8
  • this looks like the kind of battery to leak acit 1.4 years ago

    The cheap ones usually taste the best

    +3
  • HOW TO VIOLATE GENEVA CONVENTION, STEP ONE: 1.4 years ago

    ace combat loadout lol

  • Jumbo Jet 1.4 years ago

    The 747 also has the radar cross section of Chicago, so that may also be a downside.

    +1
  • Infrared Guardian 1.4 years ago

    I’d like to return my IR guardian and get reimbursed, mine keeps trying to kill the sun.

  • [Siren War Teaser] An Awakening 1.4 years ago

    Yeah… we’re gonna need more tomahawks.

    +1
  • Lafayette County Sheriff’s Office Ford Interceptor 1.4 years ago

    @Lwillswith2sentryguns
    It’s just a Ford Police Interceptor Utility (Ford Explorer) hiding in some trees. It’s not my picture, I stole it off of the internet lol.

  • Good sellers for weapons-grade plutonium or uranium? 1.4 years ago

    Harbor Freight probably has what you are looking for.

  • Are apfsds rounds consumable? 1.4 years ago

    do not.

    (.22LR is cheaper and easier to find)

    +4
  • Graingy PSA: New Rank?!?!? Real!??!!? 1.4 years ago

    stomach bug rank update!!!!!

    +3
  • X-331 Bunz 1.4 years ago

    sure @CrestelAeronautics
    The inital one will be a single seater, but I'll put it in my notes to do a 2-seat as well.

  • X-331 Bunz 1.4 years ago

    yes indeed my friend @CrestelAeronautics
    I hope to make a low observable one as well

  • im bored 1.4 years ago

    Don’t be scared of planes. Planes want to fly. You can let go of the controls and the plane will stabilize itself. Be scared of helicopters. Helicopters are just 50,000 parts flying in close formation, and all of them want to crash. It’s a constant battle between man and machine to keep those things in the air.

    +5
  • X-331 Bunz 1.4 years ago

    @Krikkit42
    I guess I’m a bit of a perfectionist, and I couldn’t get some of the shapes and details quite right.
    Plus, making it “fictional” gives me the liberty to modify it however I want. Usually when I make an aircraft based on a real-life example I make some significant changes. I plan to add some wacky modifications to this craft in the future, and for some reason I just don’t feel quite right calling it an F-15 (even though it literally is).
    In conclusion: Idk

    +1
  • hi 1.4 years ago

    Howdy!

  • poor microSD card adapter )'; 1.4 years ago

    pls don’t eat it

    +2
  • Monarchii War Inventory 01: TheMouse 1.4 years ago

    Yes yes yes, this is incredibly helpful!
    Please ping/tag me on all future M-War archives if possible. I have a little project in the works.

    +2
  • Da Blicky 1.4 years ago

    yessir, we gettin' felony charges with this one bois

    +1
  • [Poll] naming help 1.5 years ago

    Ultra-Sabre is what I’ve always heard it referred to as. I’d vote ultra, because hyper just sounds a bit odd for the timeframe it was designed in.

    +1
  • FV4011 Centurion Mk. 5/2 1.5 years ago

    Yes, go for it! Have fun. @STEAMYcrosby

  • how manly 1.5 years ago

    perfection

    +1
  • Do they know? 1.5 years ago

    if you can see them, then you ain't the target

    +5
  • On New Players 1.5 years ago

    I’m a simple man. When I see a plane with unique shape or a cool design or creative modeling I upvote it. It is completely based on my opinions and thoughts, I don’t care about the person’s rank or how long they’ve been on site. When I follow people or get tagged, I don’t just blindly upvote.
    Further, I sometimes like to look beyond the plane and look at the concept behind it. Idk how to describe it.

    +1
  • Cause of roll reversing? 1.5 years ago

    If possible, could I be tagged as well so I can listen/eavesdrop?

  • The teaser of all teasers 1.5 years ago

    k.

  • RS6 1.5 years ago

    Howdy, can I modify this?

  • How to scrub off France residue? 1.5 years ago

    violence.

  • I got a typewriter 1.5 years ago

    I am very jealous
    Have fun

  • So I have an idea for the F15AE again 1.5 years ago

    no, unfortunately. You can't just upgrade a 4th gen to a 5th gen. It'd still be a 4th gen (4.5), but with a few RCS reducing features.