SimplePlanes Weekly #628: in a raspy voice
Damn you kids! Yer’ ruinin’ SimplePlanes 2k30! Back in my day, we only had square wings! Not these damned curved wings!
@Minecraftpoweer
Sometimes I laugh at myself for the Southern sayings I spout out during the day. (Great day in the mornin’, great lord almighty, kiss my grits, that don’t make a hill a’ beans sense, etc.)
@jamesPLANESii
The Holy King of Krakabloa and all other government officials have been safely evacuated. North Wright Airport is serving as a temporary refugee camp for civilians.
Fun fact: if you set the “wake word” to Echo instead of Alexa, then the device will actually register “heck no” as it’s trigger word. So I can say “Heck no, what’s the weather like?”
@Caveman999
Correction: Alexa can’t understand me. I’ll say basic sentences and she’ll get confused. Plus there’s a bunch of tiny, but noticeable errors:
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She says “minus number” instead of “negative number.”
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She uses too many words. Instead of “It’s 87° outside”, she’ll say “Currently, in Sebring, it’s 97° Fahrenheit.”
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I have two Echos that I bought at the same time, one in the kitchen and one in the bedroom. But they’re always getting mixed up and confused.
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And the list goes on and on. She’s really only good for turning on the lights.
@Caveman999
yay
mu daty is a college professor.
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No I’m serious.
@Testin123
Me and Gestour. (Because we’re the same person)
@InternationalAircraftCompany
Maybe we should just cut to the chase and start fighting Jundroo.
+1@InternationalAircraftCompany
SimplePlanes Weekly #628:
+3in a raspy voice
Damn you kids! Yer’ ruinin’ SimplePlanes 2k30! Back in my day, we only had square wings! Not these damned curved wings!
@Minecraftpoweer
Is that a job application for head writer? Because you’re hired.
@Testin123
You’re welcome!
@Minecraftpoweer
It just started yesterday...
The Kingdom will be ready to obliterate any of the Republic’s enemies.
@Botfinder
Fly solo, then you shall be a pilot.
@MrTyTheGreat
I live for notifications.
You should see some of my names for things. Usually goes like: ”urufhdjwndjf9pippodjdhdkm9gog”
Therefore, I hereby proclaim BACconcordepilot, as first!
@BACconcordepilot
No problem comrade.
@communisticbanana
Oh, and I add digital effects to my screenshots with this app.
@communisticbanana
Imgur. I sometimes use this site, but it doesn’t always work properly.
@communisticbanana
Pretty good!
salutes
@Strikefighter04
Wow, you’ve obviously done some research. Nice job.
+3The Holy Kingdom of Krakabloa herby signs this treaty in good faith.
Not cool dude. Let people have their own opinions and don’t try to change them: especially on this website.
+4@Testin123
That’s cruel... perhaps you should report them to the Humane Society.
@Wolfieboy1555
I see no reason to sue; the owners of the dogs probably feel awful about what's happened.
+1@CRJ900Pilot
My condolences. Stay strong mate.
Do 1, make your bro happy. :)
Sometimes I laugh at myself for the Southern sayings I spout out during the day. (Great day in the mornin’, great lord almighty, kiss my grits, that don’t make a hill a’ beans sense, etc.)
+1@jamesPLANESii
I can understand saying some (censored) color language, but he puts it in totally unnecessary places.
@jamesPLANESii
He says @$$ once, but that’s not really a serious offense.
@jamesPLANESii
Half his planes have profanity in their description. I can’t even imagine his comment feed.
@jamesPLANESii
But you didn’t notice the vulgarity in the description.
@Tully2001 @jamesPLANESii
;)
@DarthAbhinav
Love it!
There are three of them on the forum page.
@Tully2001
The Holy King of Krakabloa and all other government officials have been safely evacuated. North Wright Airport is serving as a temporary refugee camp for civilians.
Funny, I’m actually watching a movie about the Russian “Widowmaker” submarine right now.
@FgFg
I am so sorry for your loss. Stay strong mate.
Because money. Gotta sell that merch.
+6Gotcha. :)
@Rodrigo110
A.
+3Because, erm... reasons...
I was just commenting on your conversation and how funny I thought it was, but I figured it might sound rude.
@Rodrigo110
As a native Floridian (and in turn, a longtime Disney World patron), I can tell you that this is extremely accurate. Amazing work.
+1Very nice!
Read what?
Fun fact: if you set the “wake word” to Echo instead of Alexa, then the device will actually register “heck no” as it’s trigger word. So I can say “Heck no, what’s the weather like?”
@Caveman999
Correction: Alexa can’t understand me. I’ll say basic sentences and she’ll get confused. Plus there’s a bunch of tiny, but noticeable errors:
.
She says “minus number” instead of “negative number.”
.
She uses too many words. Instead of “It’s 87° outside”, she’ll say “Currently, in Sebring, it’s 97° Fahrenheit.”
.
I have two Echos that I bought at the same time, one in the kitchen and one in the bedroom. But they’re always getting mixed up and confused.
.
And the list goes on and on. She’s really only good for turning on the lights.
@Caveman999
Forget it then.
@SledDriver
Because I’m trying to be nice?
@SledDriver
:(
Do I see ex-developer at the end there?
+2Congrats on 100k!
@SledDriver