I’d like to imagine the minds of the pilots are just like
“Oh Jesus Christ, ok uhh we can do this, just like angle yourself and pull full left rudder”
“No no wait I gotta roll this way first, and you gotta pitch down or else I’ll stall”
“I think stalling is the least of our worries at the momen- oH GOD PULL UP”
“I’M TRYING”
“Ok ok ok we’re good now, that’s enou- THAT’S ENOUGH PITCH”
“SPACE SHUTTLE STATUS”
“THIS IS A SU-27, SPACE SHUTTLE STATUS IS PULLING MAX AOA AND FLYING BACKWARDS”
“OK Ok wait just direct your thrust downwards, and I’ll angle mine upwards, and we should separate from each other”
“Alright, on three! One, two, three-“
“Now wE’RE BARREL ROLLING, Opposite direction this time!”
“Did you ever pull full left rudder like I told you to earlier?”
“No, I was too busy not caring, full right roll now!”
“I’ve been doing that, you pull left!”
“Last time we did that, we started barrelrolling!”
“Ok then, uhh... here, I’ll pitch down and apply full left yaw, and you pitch up while applying full right yaw, surely we’ll separate.”
“I’d like to take a moment to appreciate that we’re still in the air with these things, even though we’ve been conjoined for the past three minutes.”
“And whose fault is that, huh?”
“Oh come on, I was reading the Sunday paper! It has the latest LifeOfBoris comic in it, and I was getting to the best part.”
“Oh, may I have a look at that?”
“I appreciate your confidence, but it’s not like we’re in the same plane.”
“Well our cockpits are pretty damn close to each other, just press it against the glass or something.”
“Alright hold on- aAUGHH PISS I JUST SPILLED MY COFFEE, CYKA”
“Ok wait, you have coffee in there?! How did you get that in the cockpit, and how did it not spill prior to now?”
“It’s from Wawa, it was in a sealed cup, the lid just came off as I was grabbing the paper and now it’s all over my suit.”
“You continue to amaze me for all the wrong reasons, just show me the Comi- oh dEAR LORD LOOK OUT!”
“aUAAGUH SHIT, pull up, and I’ll pitch down!”
“Alright, NOW!” proceeds to do that
“Whew, I don’t know how we got out of that alive, that was invigorating!”
“Yeah maybe for you, now I have more than just one reason to change my pants.” And then they both stalled out and died the end
@ALTMTR when viewed from afar, the frame rate wasn’t crippled by the explosion as much as I thought it would be; I got 5-10 FPS, which sounds bad but I consider that to be manageable, probably cause I have monumentally low standards lol. However, just because I was curious, I wanted to see what the FPS would be like if I zoomed the camera into the explosion. Needless to say, my FPS was so slow that I don’t think it could reasonably be measured in frames per second, rather, frames per hour, because I only got one frame to move in a period of like 10 minutes, and then the game froze. Strangely enough, the game never crashed, but I still had to force-quit out of it if I wanted any chance of playing the game again lol.
Make jet engine thrust down, or prop thrust up, and then completely disregard any and all planning with weight, CoM, lift, and other important things.
Oh, and be sure to put a gyro on it to completely negate any wrong elements of structure listed above, because who cares
@Nicelogo57 did you read the description? I didn’t make the Phantoms, and I couldn’t find the user who made them, and I don’t know if the OP just deleted the post, or if the user themselves are gone. If you’re so inclined, then I can post an unlisted of the original F4 Phantom without modifications, and tag you on it.
The Hindenburg was, and probably always will be the largest flying craft that humanity has ever constructed, it’s really a shame that it went out in the violent and destructive way it did. For reference, this is how massive it was.
@ChrisPy anything can be an air to ground weapon if the plane is fast enough, strap a TI-84 to an X-15, and you better believe that thing will have the impact force of a tank round when it hits something lol
I’ve never met you or your cat, but this infuriates me. I too have a cat, he’s a big floofy Russian Blue. He’s my big bubba, and I can’t imagine losing him. My condolences, I’m sorry for your loss. Hopefully, the asshole who hit your cat gets the same done to him as well.
@CenturyAerospace yeah that was roughly a year ago, I started this project around July of 2020, and I then proceeded to completely forget about it for several months until like a week or two ago.
Object puns: exist
+1Current objective: Comedy
@WarHawk95 yay
+1Beautiful.
+1I’d like to imagine the minds of the pilots are just like
+1“Oh Jesus Christ, ok uhh we can do this, just like angle yourself and pull full left rudder”
“No no wait I gotta roll this way first, and you gotta pitch down or else I’ll stall”
“I think stalling is the least of our worries at the momen- oH GOD PULL UP”
“I’M TRYING”
“Ok ok ok we’re good now, that’s enou- THAT’S ENOUGH PITCH”
“SPACE SHUTTLE STATUS”
“THIS IS A SU-27, SPACE SHUTTLE STATUS IS PULLING MAX AOA AND FLYING BACKWARDS”
“OK Ok wait just direct your thrust downwards, and I’ll angle mine upwards, and we should separate from each other”
“Alright, on three! One, two, three-“
“Now wE’RE BARREL ROLLING, Opposite direction this time!”
“Did you ever pull full left rudder like I told you to earlier?”
“No, I was too busy not caring, full right roll now!”
“I’ve been doing that, you pull left!”
“Last time we did that, we started barrelrolling!”
“Ok then, uhh... here, I’ll pitch down and apply full left yaw, and you pitch up while applying full right yaw, surely we’ll separate.”
“I’d like to take a moment to appreciate that we’re still in the air with these things, even though we’ve been conjoined for the past three minutes.”
“And whose fault is that, huh?”
“Oh come on, I was reading the Sunday paper! It has the latest LifeOfBoris comic in it, and I was getting to the best part.”
“Oh, may I have a look at that?”
“I appreciate your confidence, but it’s not like we’re in the same plane.”
“Well our cockpits are pretty damn close to each other, just press it against the glass or something.”
“Alright hold on- aAUGHH PISS I JUST SPILLED MY COFFEE, CYKA”
“Ok wait, you have coffee in there?! How did you get that in the cockpit, and how did it not spill prior to now?”
“It’s from Wawa, it was in a sealed cup, the lid just came off as I was grabbing the paper and now it’s all over my suit.”
“You continue to amaze me for all the wrong reasons, just show me the Comi- oh dEAR LORD LOOK OUT!”
“aUAAGUH SHIT, pull up, and I’ll pitch down!”
“Alright, NOW!”
proceeds to do that
“Whew, I don’t know how we got out of that alive, that was invigorating!”
“Yeah maybe for you, now I have more than just one reason to change my pants.”
And then they both stalled out and died the end
@ALTMTR when viewed from afar, the frame rate wasn’t crippled by the explosion as much as I thought it would be; I got 5-10 FPS, which sounds bad but I consider that to be manageable, probably cause I have monumentally low standards lol. However, just because I was curious, I wanted to see what the FPS would be like if I zoomed the camera into the explosion. Needless to say, my FPS was so slow that I don’t think it could reasonably be measured in frames per second, rather, frames per hour, because I only got one frame to move in a period of like 10 minutes, and then the game froze. Strangely enough, the game never crashed, but I still had to force-quit out of it if I wanted any chance of playing the game again lol.
+1@Tookan oh what fun that would be!
+1@Leota nope, iPhone 7 lmao
+1Make jet engine thrust down, or prop thrust up, and then completely disregard any and all planning with weight, CoM, lift, and other important things.
+1Oh, and be sure to put a gyro on it to completely negate any wrong elements of structure listed above, because who cares
It changes the size of the ring of color on an inlet, the area where air goes into it. It doesn’t change anything physically, just visually.
+1Big sussy
+1Simply incredible!
+1@idk201011323 dude read the description
+1@WiiMini disappointed noises
+1Extravagant
+1This is really beautiful
+12 PARTS!! THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
+1SP Physics in a nutshell
+1@Grroro the sheer awesomeness of the fighter aircraft is too much for it to handle
+1@Captain247 aight
+1@Nicelogo57 did you read the description? I didn’t make the Phantoms, and I couldn’t find the user who made them, and I don’t know if the OP just deleted the post, or if the user themselves are gone. If you’re so inclined, then I can post an unlisted of the original F4 Phantom without modifications, and tag you on it.
+1The Hindenburg was, and probably always will be the largest flying craft that humanity has ever constructed, it’s really a shame that it went out in the violent and destructive way it did. For reference, this is how massive it was.
+1@TatsuTheCleaningFairy can confirm
+1@FabioGalvao5679 if you want to, there’s nothing stopping you!
+1Wonderful!
+1@SKPLAYER12 it’s not hate comments, it’s me making banter of this because you’re begging for upvotes lol
+1C1
+1They look so happy to be flying!
+1...up until they aren’t.
Holy shit this is cool
+1Simply the best M1A2 I’ve ever seen in SimplePlanes!
+1@ChrisPy anything can be an air to ground weapon if the plane is fast enough, strap a TI-84 to an X-15, and you better believe that thing will have the impact force of a tank round when it hits something lol
+1I’ve never met you or your cat, but this infuriates me. I too have a cat, he’s a big floofy Russian Blue. He’s my big bubba, and I can’t imagine losing him. My condolences, I’m sorry for your loss. Hopefully, the asshole who hit your cat gets the same done to him as well.
+1@TheRealJBerry of course
+1Me: barely touches a light post
+1The entire San Andreas Police and Military Force: P-996 Lazer Noises
@CenturyAerospace yeah that was roughly a year ago, I started this project around July of 2020, and I then proceeded to completely forget about it for several months until like a week or two ago.
+1fun e
+1Bote
+1Smooth.
+1P-42 WarFalcon
+1This here is the kind of vehicle that’s built to survive the apocalypse, fantastic work
+1If only the Cannon Part fired a shell that looked like this, and not some strange compressed expo fine-tip marker lookin piece of metal
+1@AdMiRaLSoviet huh. It’s a shame, this is a really good B-17, I wonder why they’re gone.
+1Am I just weird or is the SuperTucano a really cute looking aircraft
+1Do you know who the original poster was?
+1Congrats!
+1Absolutely amazing! This design kinda reminds me of the MiL V-12, except maybe a little smaller lol. Great job!
+1Winterro, you never fail to amaze us all!
+1I can’t see the image, it’s just a square
+1@Inuyasha8215 why did you upvote this lmao
+1Also wow we have the same amount of points
Pure unbridled talent, this has more craftsmanship and ingenuity than any Hollywood Movie.
+1Looks like it’s time to get stuck in the Sues Canal
+1