@FoxTwo oh lord you must be fun at parties. Take a hike, and while you’re at it, acquire a sense of humor. This is the internet, people are gonna say things that you may or may not be offended by, even when the person who said it has not intent on offending one specific person. If it’s really that offensive to you, I leave you with my apologies, and one bit of advice; get off the internet for a while, it’ll help.
@Learpot
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
Yeah come to think of it, I wonder how I would feel if I saw some random user, a furry, and a CEO of complete and utter chaos RP’ing about whatever the hell just happened down there lmao
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
@Learpot As the PyrhPan Republic XFWB-DCLXVI World Ender Flying Wing Bomber soared overhead, the sounds of copper-oxide plasma engines, combined with the whooshing noises of the intimidation props, soon began to drown out any other sound in the immediate vicinity. Learpot, the war general, and Derp, the Soyacfartala apex species, still fighting down below. Weapons clashing, claws slashing, blood and sweat flowing, the two were in a seemingly unending fight. Learpot had Derp pinned to the ground, and just as Derp was about to counteract Learpot’s attack, he noticed something terrifying. He pointed to the sky, Learpot nervously looked behind him towards the horizon. The massive 1,200ft wingspan XFWB Bomber was upon them. Collectively getting up to acquire a better vantage point, Derp leapt up onto a nearby radio tower, Learpot still on the ground. The two looked onwards at the unfathomably massive aircraft, only to see their worst nightmare. The bomb bay doors slowly opened, revealing a payload the world will never forget. The weapon drums began to lower and spin, revealing pure unbridled fury. On each weapon drum, four to be exact, was ten massive Nuclear Warhead tipped bombs, each with the destructive force to level an entire city in milliseconds, and exterminate everything in a 100 mile radius. Adding up to 40 humanity ending warheads, Derp and Learpot could not believe what they saw. Jumping back down to the sandy earth below, Derp found himself next to Learpot, both horrified by what was happening. They both knew their time was over. One by one with rapid succession, each bomb was dropped from the weapon drum in sync. Not bothering to hide in a bunker, as it would only delay their inevitable death, Learpot and Derp stood next to each other for the final seconds of their lives, watching as the bombs screamed down towards the earth, closer, closer, and...
The first bomb impacts. The two are both immediately dematerialized by the heat and shockwave. The sky becomes pure white. The XFWB above gets vaporized as well, being caught in the explosion. Everything is completely annihilated, as the ensuing wrath of thunder and hell itself wreaks havoc across the land, vaporizing everything in sight. There is nothing left but charred, petrified, and melted earthly materials. Sand superheated into molten glass particulates, any small trees in the immediate vicinity are incinerated to ashes, any large trees are completely pulverized and petrified into stone, and the rock and sediment below is immediately ejected from the earth at thousands of meters per second, while being simultaneously melted, even vaporized at times. The two, Derp and Learpot, now pure energy in the form of spirits, watch in horror at what has happened. Knowing that everything was going to die no matter what, and that at this point, nothing mattered, the two couldn’t help but let out a chuckle.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
@Learpot
Are we gonna have to send over that XFWB with 40 TSAR Bomba’s or are you two gonna make up? Sure you’re different, one of you may be this hyper intelligent predatory creature that is an apex life form, and the other being a simple human (as far as I know lol) but can’t we all just come together and be kind to one another?
@Tommytheplanes267 I’ve actually moved on from the IPad to an iPhone 7, but I’ve kept the memory of my IPad in my biography because it’s what I’ve used for the majority of my time here in SimplePlanes
@FNSSDefenceSystems you can upload images on iOS now, just use blueprint view, load in an image, go to post the build, take a screenshot, and bam! The image appears in the screenshot, and with a little bit of resizing and aligning, you can make a great looking thumbnail.
@PapaKernels honestly I don’t know how I can run this many parts either, and I thought Qibli was going to be my largest ever part count, period. But I guess not, huh?
@MAHADI well the actual muzzle blast of the SHMT’s weapons do certainly appear that way for a split second, I had to record them firing with a high speed camera in order to get a single image frame where I could view it properly. Then, I just drew what I saw in an art application, onto the screenshot of her SimplePlanes counterpart.
@MajorSix well yeah, I make aesthetically pleasing thumbnail art for the sake of advertisement of my build, not to accurately simulate what it does or what it’s like to use the build in action lol
@FoxTwo bruh it’s literally an internet term for people who correct other people’s grammar way more than needed, are are excessive about it. It is in no way at all racist or inappropriate, you gotta screw your head on a little tighter next time you decide to comment something lmao
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
@Learpot
This is why the SP Community is so freaking funny at times, with the random and casual banter between players it never gets old
@Learpot he can breathe underwater you dense cabbage
+3Hello dark colored head apparel
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
Aight same, expect many thousands of Hellfoxen on the way.
I believe this is just a repaint of Moderator Squirrel’s SU-57
+2@Squirrel
@FoxTwo oh lord you must be fun at parties. Take a hike, and while you’re at it, acquire a sense of humor. This is the internet, people are gonna say things that you may or may not be offended by, even when the person who said it has not intent on offending one specific person. If it’s really that offensive to you, I leave you with my apologies, and one bit of advice; get off the internet for a while, it’ll help.
+4@Learpot what the hell did I just read
+4@DerpTheSoyacfartala well it is one of the most popular video and comment chat apps for doing whatever you want, so I’m not surprised really
+3@KnightOfRen I’ll try
@Learpot
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
Yeah come to think of it, I wonder how I would feel if I saw some random user, a furry, and a CEO of complete and utter chaos RP’ing about whatever the hell just happened down there lmao
@KnightOfRen sure I guess?
AWESOMENESS360#0216
@DerpTheSoyacfartala I mean you said it was a dog treat so it’s not like a person is supposed to eat it lol
+3This looks really good!
You’ve seriously improved since I’ve last seen your posts.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala aaaaand the RP got humorous again lmao
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala exactly, everyone wins!
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
@Learpot
As the PyrhPan Republic XFWB-DCLXVI World Ender Flying Wing Bomber soared overhead, the sounds of copper-oxide plasma engines, combined with the whooshing noises of the intimidation props, soon began to drown out any other sound in the immediate vicinity. Learpot, the war general, and Derp, the Soyacfartala apex species, still fighting down below. Weapons clashing, claws slashing, blood and sweat flowing, the two were in a seemingly unending fight. Learpot had Derp pinned to the ground, and just as Derp was about to counteract Learpot’s attack, he noticed something terrifying. He pointed to the sky, Learpot nervously looked behind him towards the horizon. The massive 1,200ft wingspan XFWB Bomber was upon them. Collectively getting up to acquire a better vantage point, Derp leapt up onto a nearby radio tower, Learpot still on the ground. The two looked onwards at the unfathomably massive aircraft, only to see their worst nightmare. The bomb bay doors slowly opened, revealing a payload the world will never forget. The weapon drums began to lower and spin, revealing pure unbridled fury. On each weapon drum, four to be exact, was ten massive Nuclear Warhead tipped bombs, each with the destructive force to level an entire city in milliseconds, and exterminate everything in a 100 mile radius. Adding up to 40 humanity ending warheads, Derp and Learpot could not believe what they saw. Jumping back down to the sandy earth below, Derp found himself next to Learpot, both horrified by what was happening. They both knew their time was over. One by one with rapid succession, each bomb was dropped from the weapon drum in sync. Not bothering to hide in a bunker, as it would only delay their inevitable death, Learpot and Derp stood next to each other for the final seconds of their lives, watching as the bombs screamed down towards the earth, closer, closer, and...
The first bomb impacts. The two are both immediately dematerialized by the heat and shockwave. The sky becomes pure white. The XFWB above gets vaporized as well, being caught in the explosion. Everything is completely annihilated, as the ensuing wrath of thunder and hell itself wreaks havoc across the land, vaporizing everything in sight. There is nothing left but charred, petrified, and melted earthly materials. Sand superheated into molten glass particulates, any small trees in the immediate vicinity are incinerated to ashes, any large trees are completely pulverized and petrified into stone, and the rock and sediment below is immediately ejected from the earth at thousands of meters per second, while being simultaneously melted, even vaporized at times. The two, Derp and Learpot, now pure energy in the form of spirits, watch in horror at what has happened. Knowing that everything was going to die no matter what, and that at this point, nothing mattered, the two couldn’t help but let out a chuckle.
The End.
+4@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
Are we gonna have to send over that XFWB with 40 TSAR Bomba’s or are you two gonna make up? Sure you’re different, one of you may be this hyper intelligent predatory creature that is an apex life form, and the other being a simple human (as far as I know lol) but can’t we all just come together and be kind to one another?
@Tommytheplanes267 I’ve actually moved on from the IPad to an iPhone 7, but I’ve kept the memory of my IPad in my biography because it’s what I’ve used for the majority of my time here in SimplePlanes
@DerpTheSoyacfartala then what are you? I assume it’s this “Soyacfartala” thing that I have no clue what it is?
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala how the hell would you biting me paralyze me lmao, the human mouth can’t exactly do that lol
+3@FNSSDefenceSystems you can upload images on iOS now, just use blueprint view, load in an image, go to post the build, take a screenshot, and bam! The image appears in the screenshot, and with a little bit of resizing and aligning, you can make a great looking thumbnail.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
Ok you know what, maybe PyrhPan can use nuclear weapons just this one time. The XFWB can hold like 40 TSAR Bomba’s lol
This is hilarious
I wanted you to enter a flat spin so badly when it started to say you spin me right round
Jesus Christ it’s beautiful
This is really cool!
+2@Tommytheplanes267 ?
@lilsniper334 doubt it.
@Zanedavid thanks! It’s a bit much for people to learn how to operate at once, but it gets easier the more you use it.
@PapaKernels honestly I don’t know how I can run this many parts either, and I thought Qibli was going to be my largest ever part count, period. But I guess not, huh?
@MAHADI well the actual muzzle blast of the SHMT’s weapons do certainly appear that way for a split second, I had to record them firing with a high speed camera in order to get a single image frame where I could view it properly. Then, I just drew what I saw in an art application, onto the screenshot of her SimplePlanes counterpart.
This is really good! I’ve also noticed that, despite your obvious talent with building, you seem to have no followers. Allow me to change that. :)
@EliteArsenals24 thanks! Sorry for the high part count lol
+1@PhantomAviator this thing would manhandle a B-17.
@lilsniper334 thanks! I didn’t know it had to look Mad Max apocalypse style, so my bad on that part.
@MajorSix well yeah, I make aesthetically pleasing thumbnail art for the sake of advertisement of my build, not to accurately simulate what it does or what it’s like to use the build in action lol
@FoxTwo bruh it’s literally an internet term for people who correct other people’s grammar way more than needed, are are excessive about it. It is in no way at all racist or inappropriate, you gotta screw your head on a little tighter next time you decide to comment something lmao
+2@CDRxavier nope, a couple people saw it.
+1@EternalDarkness can you make this post a successor of this challenge?
@Yourcrush
+1@Gluck
@EliteArsenals24
@5Ewok
@50CalChicken
@JeskoGoesVROOM
@tsampoy
@PhantomAviator
@AlmostMobileFriendly
@BorisJOG you’re welcome!
+1@Learpot
+4@DerpTheSoyacfartala
PyrhPan has already sent the entire Airforce on its way to avenge me
(Three XFWAC’s, Ten XFWB’s, countless HellFoxen)
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
This is why the SP Community is so freaking funny at times, with the random and casual banter between players it never gets old
@DerpTheSoyacfartala I’m already dead, it’s Learpot you’re after!
+3@Learpot
+3dead
@Learpot runs towards you at high speeds wielding a flaming meter stick
+4A Player has commented in your left wing!
+4@FoxTwo ok grammar nazi
This thing is so freaking cool, it’s like F-4 Phantom meets A-10 Thunderbolt Meets AV-8B Harrier, and conjoined into one ultimate aircraft!
+1