@NexusGaming huh ok
Still, I don’t exactly mind if it’s blurry or not, it’s still a video. And honestly if we’re being realistic how many UFO videos are there that aren’t blurry lol
@NexusGaming well it’s always a good idea to assume it’s real, cause if it isn’t, then it isn’t. But if it is, then you kinda get that inner gratification with knowing it was real the whole time
@NexusGaming do you have an Instagram account? You could transfer the video to your phone or computer, and send it to me via an Instagram DM, and then immediately delete the message and DM once I find it
@NexusGaming go for it! I think it might be because I have drag calculations turned off for every triangle part, excluding the internals, along with the weight of the craft itself being relatively low.
@NexusGaming I actually have a location I saved that triggers it everytime, just try to get your cockpit block to go like trillions of ft. in the air, while simultaneously going impossibly fast speeds, and then save the location. Now what you do is load in your aircraft of choice, and go to this location. After you unpause, let it go insane for a couple seconds, (your aircraft probably won’t survive if you plan on flying around afterwards) and then go back to a final approach location, whether it be Wright, SnowStone, Bandit, or Yeager. There are vastly different results between the three islands, so it can be fun to see what happens each time!
I know lots of people have seen this glitch before, it’s just that I’ve never seen any situation where they’ve been able to explore the world while it happens. And for some reason, my Black Triangle UFO is actually immune to the glitch warping that destroys parts, so I can actually survive the glitch and navigate the island afterwards!
@FoxTwo oh lord you must be fun at parties. Take a hike, and while you’re at it, acquire a sense of humor. This is the internet, people are gonna say things that you may or may not be offended by, even when the person who said it has not intent on offending one specific person. If it’s really that offensive to you, I leave you with my apologies, and one bit of advice; get off the internet for a while, it’ll help.
@Learpot
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
Yeah come to think of it, I wonder how I would feel if I saw some random user, a furry, and a CEO of complete and utter chaos RP’ing about whatever the hell just happened down there lmao
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
@Learpot As the PyrhPan Republic XFWB-DCLXVI World Ender Flying Wing Bomber soared overhead, the sounds of copper-oxide plasma engines, combined with the whooshing noises of the intimidation props, soon began to drown out any other sound in the immediate vicinity. Learpot, the war general, and Derp, the Soyacfartala apex species, still fighting down below. Weapons clashing, claws slashing, blood and sweat flowing, the two were in a seemingly unending fight. Learpot had Derp pinned to the ground, and just as Derp was about to counteract Learpot’s attack, he noticed something terrifying. He pointed to the sky, Learpot nervously looked behind him towards the horizon. The massive 1,200ft wingspan XFWB Bomber was upon them. Collectively getting up to acquire a better vantage point, Derp leapt up onto a nearby radio tower, Learpot still on the ground. The two looked onwards at the unfathomably massive aircraft, only to see their worst nightmare. The bomb bay doors slowly opened, revealing a payload the world will never forget. The weapon drums began to lower and spin, revealing pure unbridled fury. On each weapon drum, four to be exact, was ten massive Nuclear Warhead tipped bombs, each with the destructive force to level an entire city in milliseconds, and exterminate everything in a 100 mile radius. Adding up to 40 humanity ending warheads, Derp and Learpot could not believe what they saw. Jumping back down to the sandy earth below, Derp found himself next to Learpot, both horrified by what was happening. They both knew their time was over. One by one with rapid succession, each bomb was dropped from the weapon drum in sync. Not bothering to hide in a bunker, as it would only delay their inevitable death, Learpot and Derp stood next to each other for the final seconds of their lives, watching as the bombs screamed down towards the earth, closer, closer, and...
The first bomb impacts. The two are both immediately dematerialized by the heat and shockwave. The sky becomes pure white. The XFWB above gets vaporized as well, being caught in the explosion. Everything is completely annihilated, as the ensuing wrath of thunder and hell itself wreaks havoc across the land, vaporizing everything in sight. There is nothing left but charred, petrified, and melted earthly materials. Sand superheated into molten glass particulates, any small trees in the immediate vicinity are incinerated to ashes, any large trees are completely pulverized and petrified into stone, and the rock and sediment below is immediately ejected from the earth at thousands of meters per second, while being simultaneously melted, even vaporized at times. The two, Derp and Learpot, now pure energy in the form of spirits, watch in horror at what has happened. Knowing that everything was going to die no matter what, and that at this point, nothing mattered, the two couldn’t help but let out a chuckle.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
@Learpot
Are we gonna have to send over that XFWB with 40 TSAR Bomba’s or are you two gonna make up? Sure you’re different, one of you may be this hyper intelligent predatory creature that is an apex life form, and the other being a simple human (as far as I know lol) but can’t we all just come together and be kind to one another?
@Tommytheplanes267 I’ve actually moved on from the IPad to an iPhone 7, but I’ve kept the memory of my IPad in my biography because it’s what I’ve used for the majority of my time here in SimplePlanes
@FNSSDefenceSystems you can upload images on iOS now, just use blueprint view, load in an image, go to post the build, take a screenshot, and bam! The image appears in the screenshot, and with a little bit of resizing and aligning, you can make a great looking thumbnail.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala Oh no
+3@Learpot shit don’t tell him that
+3@Learpot I, uhh...
+3The amount of physical impossibilities in that sentence was excruciating
@NexusGaming huh ok
Still, I don’t exactly mind if it’s blurry or not, it’s still a video. And honestly if we’re being realistic how many UFO videos are there that aren’t blurry lol
@NexusGaming well it’s always a good idea to assume it’s real, cause if it isn’t, then it isn’t. But if it is, then you kinda get that inner gratification with knowing it was real the whole time
@Learpot alright, now tell me how that’s gonna work
+3@Learpot lmao
+3@Learpot
+3deletes the Rifle with toolgun
@Learpot dude it’s literally 150lbs and a knot, it’s not like I’m just standing here waiting for you to finish tying lmfao
+3@NexusGaming is that like a Russian version of the TR-6?
@NexusGaming do you have an Instagram account? You could transfer the video to your phone or computer, and send it to me via an Instagram DM, and then immediately delete the message and DM once I find it
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+2gives you XMG-32 Pulse Rifle
@Learpot I never said it was over lol
+3@NexusGaming wait what is that aircraft, I’m intrigued
@SavageMan well SavageMan, we don’t have that on iOS or Android, so this is all we got for now
+1@NexusGaming wait really? Is there any way you could share these with me somehow?
@BlackhattAircraft ah ok
@Tommytheplanes267 thanks
@Learpot
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
I will delete yall’s minecraft account unless you stop tryna kill each other
Based loosely off of some images on
”Turkey Noises”
@NexusGaming go for it! I think it might be because I have drag calculations turned off for every triangle part, excluding the internals, along with the weight of the craft itself being relatively low.
@Tommytheplanes267 Simply throttle up, and use pitch controls respectively.
@NexusGaming I actually have a location I saved that triggers it everytime, just try to get your cockpit block to go like trillions of ft. in the air, while simultaneously going impossibly fast speeds, and then save the location. Now what you do is load in your aircraft of choice, and go to this location. After you unpause, let it go insane for a couple seconds, (your aircraft probably won’t survive if you plan on flying around afterwards) and then go back to a final approach location, whether it be Wright, SnowStone, Bandit, or Yeager. There are vastly different results between the three islands, so it can be fun to see what happens each time!
@Tommytheplanes267 yep, Maywar is PC only.
@BlackhattAircraft yeah lol it’s only ever been on Instagram anymore
@Learpot
+2@DerpTheSoyacfartala
I can do something even worse than what either of you have described.
I know lots of people have seen this glitch before, it’s just that I’ve never seen any situation where they’ve been able to explore the world while it happens. And for some reason, my Black Triangle UFO is actually immune to the glitch warping that destroys parts, so I can actually survive the glitch and navigate the island afterwards!
@DerpTheSoyacfartala it was to confuse them
+3@Learpot he can breathe underwater you dense cabbage
+3Hello dark colored head apparel
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
Aight same, expect many thousands of Hellfoxen on the way.
I believe this is just a repaint of Moderator Squirrel’s SU-57
+2@Squirrel
@FoxTwo oh lord you must be fun at parties. Take a hike, and while you’re at it, acquire a sense of humor. This is the internet, people are gonna say things that you may or may not be offended by, even when the person who said it has not intent on offending one specific person. If it’s really that offensive to you, I leave you with my apologies, and one bit of advice; get off the internet for a while, it’ll help.
+4@Learpot what the hell did I just read
+4@DerpTheSoyacfartala well it is one of the most popular video and comment chat apps for doing whatever you want, so I’m not surprised really
+3@Learpot
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
Yeah come to think of it, I wonder how I would feel if I saw some random user, a furry, and a CEO of complete and utter chaos RP’ing about whatever the hell just happened down there lmao
@DerpTheSoyacfartala I mean you said it was a dog treat so it’s not like a person is supposed to eat it lol
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala aaaaand the RP got humorous again lmao
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala exactly, everyone wins!
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala
@Learpot
As the PyrhPan Republic XFWB-DCLXVI World Ender Flying Wing Bomber soared overhead, the sounds of copper-oxide plasma engines, combined with the whooshing noises of the intimidation props, soon began to drown out any other sound in the immediate vicinity. Learpot, the war general, and Derp, the Soyacfartala apex species, still fighting down below. Weapons clashing, claws slashing, blood and sweat flowing, the two were in a seemingly unending fight. Learpot had Derp pinned to the ground, and just as Derp was about to counteract Learpot’s attack, he noticed something terrifying. He pointed to the sky, Learpot nervously looked behind him towards the horizon. The massive 1,200ft wingspan XFWB Bomber was upon them. Collectively getting up to acquire a better vantage point, Derp leapt up onto a nearby radio tower, Learpot still on the ground. The two looked onwards at the unfathomably massive aircraft, only to see their worst nightmare. The bomb bay doors slowly opened, revealing a payload the world will never forget. The weapon drums began to lower and spin, revealing pure unbridled fury. On each weapon drum, four to be exact, was ten massive Nuclear Warhead tipped bombs, each with the destructive force to level an entire city in milliseconds, and exterminate everything in a 100 mile radius. Adding up to 40 humanity ending warheads, Derp and Learpot could not believe what they saw. Jumping back down to the sandy earth below, Derp found himself next to Learpot, both horrified by what was happening. They both knew their time was over. One by one with rapid succession, each bomb was dropped from the weapon drum in sync. Not bothering to hide in a bunker, as it would only delay their inevitable death, Learpot and Derp stood next to each other for the final seconds of their lives, watching as the bombs screamed down towards the earth, closer, closer, and...
The first bomb impacts. The two are both immediately dematerialized by the heat and shockwave. The sky becomes pure white. The XFWB above gets vaporized as well, being caught in the explosion. Everything is completely annihilated, as the ensuing wrath of thunder and hell itself wreaks havoc across the land, vaporizing everything in sight. There is nothing left but charred, petrified, and melted earthly materials. Sand superheated into molten glass particulates, any small trees in the immediate vicinity are incinerated to ashes, any large trees are completely pulverized and petrified into stone, and the rock and sediment below is immediately ejected from the earth at thousands of meters per second, while being simultaneously melted, even vaporized at times. The two, Derp and Learpot, now pure energy in the form of spirits, watch in horror at what has happened. Knowing that everything was going to die no matter what, and that at this point, nothing mattered, the two couldn’t help but let out a chuckle.
The End.
+4@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
Are we gonna have to send over that XFWB with 40 TSAR Bomba’s or are you two gonna make up? Sure you’re different, one of you may be this hyper intelligent predatory creature that is an apex life form, and the other being a simple human (as far as I know lol) but can’t we all just come together and be kind to one another?
@Tommytheplanes267 I’ve actually moved on from the IPad to an iPhone 7, but I’ve kept the memory of my IPad in my biography because it’s what I’ve used for the majority of my time here in SimplePlanes
@DerpTheSoyacfartala then what are you? I assume it’s this “Soyacfartala” thing that I have no clue what it is?
+3@DerpTheSoyacfartala how the hell would you biting me paralyze me lmao, the human mouth can’t exactly do that lol
+3@FNSSDefenceSystems you can upload images on iOS now, just use blueprint view, load in an image, go to post the build, take a screenshot, and bam! The image appears in the screenshot, and with a little bit of resizing and aligning, you can make a great looking thumbnail.
@DerpTheSoyacfartala
+3@Learpot
Ok you know what, maybe PyrhPan can use nuclear weapons just this one time. The XFWB can hold like 40 TSAR Bomba’s lol
This is hilarious
I wanted you to enter a flat spin so badly when it started to say you spin me right round
Jesus Christ it’s beautiful
This is really cool!
+2