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  • Teaser Video for the P-31U “SeaDragon” 5.1 years ago

    @Astro12
    @KingOog000
    It is in fact, an AI Plane. If you set an AI to aggressive, but it has no actual weapons, it actually tries to kamikaze into the player. However, if you’re both moving the same speed like we are in the video, they can’t exactly kamikaze into you, which makes for great fun, as you can fly around with another aircraft that’ll follow you and do what you do. It’s basically the closest thing we mobile users can get to Multiplayer.

    +1
  • Thanks for gold!! 5.1 years ago

    Congratulations!

  • How do you guys post so much? 5.1 years ago

    I go without posting on the website for like a month at a time, except during that month, I’m constantly building random stuff that I immediately forget about, so when the time comes, I look for creations of mine that I haven’t posted yet, and go haywire with posting ridiculous things every week, sometimes every couple days. And then once I run out, nothing for another month or two.

  • elder centipede 5.1 years ago

    I’m scared

  • Teaser Video for the P-31U “SeaDragon” 5.1 years ago

    This is probably one of the more fun aircraft I’ve made in a while, it can fly underwater just as good as it can in the air! Not only that, but as I was designing the bioluminescent designs on the fuselage, it ended up reminding me of the bioluminescent patterns on a WoF SeaWing, so I kinda went along with it and gave it more detailing that would kinda hint towards that. Idk, probably isn’t as cool looking as I think it is, but that’s it for now. Still working on it!

  • Good News and Bad News 5.1 years ago

    @Nerfaddict well then that’s you I guess, I was mainly referring to myself, in a poor attempt to mock the “PC Master Race” players who believe they’re all superior to mobile users in SP.

  • Good News and Bad News 5.1 years ago

    @Nerfaddict yes sire?

  • Good News and Bad News 5.1 years ago

    @5Ewok haha yeah, kinda like my SHMT that I made a couple weeks ago lol, that has around 1,300 parts

  • [Unnamed] Discontinued project. 5.1 years ago

    @TeaKippy honestly, it’s really cool looking!

  • This is a rickroll. 5.1 years ago

    @Numbers oranges

  • Good News and Bad News 5.1 years ago

    It’s ok, we mobile users don’t really take pride in our SimplePlanes careers.

  • The Hills Are Alive... 5.1 years ago

    @Numbers yep

  • Tell me what to add to this in the comments (Not serious, just have fun) 5.1 years ago

    Put one of those wacky waving inflatable armed tube man things that you see outside car washes on top of the superstructure

  • The Hills Are Alive... 5.1 years ago

    @Numbers the hills would be alive with the sound of earthly explosions.

  • Weird Rendering Glitch with Palm Trees? 5.1 years ago

    @JohnnyBoythePilot ehh, I actually kinda think yours is better with looks and appearance, but I will say, and I don’t mean to sound like I’m bragging, mine definitely seems to handle slightly better than yours, although the means of propulsion on both of our Tic-Tacs are vastly different in my opinion, so it might just be because I formatted the controls on mine to be how I like them. Idk lol

    +1
  • HYDRA Valkyrie Class Advanced Bomber 5.1 years ago

    As a creator of not one, but two absolutely massive flying wings, I can confirm, they suck lol

  • 80K 5.1 years ago

    I say congrats to you, cause I can’t spell comgradjulayshuns.

    +1
  • Comment upvote logic 5.1 years ago

    @WiiWiiTheMini oH GOD
    I just checked my comment from earlier and it has 31 upvotes lmao

    +8
  • Comment upvote logic 5.1 years ago

    @WiiWiiTheMini wait it is?

    +5
  • Comment upvote logic 5.1 years ago

    @WiiWiiTheMini bruh your top five most upvoted comments are all from this forum post lmfao

    +4
  • Working tablet 5.1 years ago

    Yeah, and then use the working tablet that can play SimplePlanes, to make another working tablet that plays SimplePlanes inside the previous tablet.

  • Can someone fix this? 5.1 years ago

    @DemonicCryptid ?

  • Can someone fix this? 5.1 years ago

    @Winterro use your godly mech-making powers to help the common folk

  • First fictional aircraft, going good so far. 5.1 years ago

    “Good comments”

    +1
  • Comment upvote logic 5.1 years ago

    Pretend I said something funny

    +51
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @Learpot
    There is no hope left for this comment section good lord have mercy

    +4
  • X-2 5.1 years ago

    Your definition of “not good at all” seems to be highly superior to the same definition from most other players, including myself. Awesome build!

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala wait so if the CPC just shuts off automatically if under too much stress, does that mean you’re momentarily vulnerable to bullets and/or as you chip recognizes, metal pieces moving at high speed?

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala I never said the CPC combusted, I said your entire body combusted, you know, the biological parts and not the artificial parts.

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    You know, I really wish I could write that nicely on my English Essays.

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    Continued:
    4th degree burns in some places, all over his body. The impact generated so much heat that some parts of his body ended up spontaneously combusting. On the ground, unconscious and on fire, Wiimini stared at the destruction in horror, fearing he was next. Having done it’s job, the SHMT drove away unharmed, standing tall among the grass and shrubbery of the environment. As Wiimini watched the behemoth cruise along, he suddenly heard ear-wrenching screaming coming from his left. Startled, he reared himself around, only to see Derp tearing about the fields, on fire and hollering in pain. Finding a nearby lake from earlier, he launched himself into it like an over-excited child at the pool. Misjudging how deep it was, he plummeted to the floor, and was met by a face full of miscellaneous materials that had accumulated on the bed of the lake. Surfacing shortly after, still in pain from the impact, Wiimini couldn’t help but laugh after watching the clusterf•ck of what just happened.

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala well in that case, allow me to be the first...
    As Derp and Wiimini were in a tussle, Derp trying to dodge plasma bolts from Wiimini’s XMG-32 Pulse Rifle, and Wiimini trying to aim his firearm properly, the silhouette of a massive structure loomed in the distance. Wiimini was momentarily distracted by this entity, which intrigued Derp to take a look as well. The object was at such a distance away, it was nearly impossible to tell what it was, however, one thing was for sure, it was moving. Towards them, in fact. Ever so curious, Derp ran off towards the object to get a better look, and Wiimini, temporarily ceasing fire, peered off into the distance as well, viewing the object through the scope on his rifle. After about 30 seconds of running towards the object, Derp soon realized what he was facing. Thundering over the rolling hills directly towards him, a PyrhPan SHMT-1000 “Dominator“ was droning about the landscape, weapons elevated in the air. Running towards it again to get an even better look, he now noticed just how large this tank was, about the size of Hitler’s Landkreuzer P.1000, except this one had dual RailCannons as it’s primary armament. Suddenly, the massive dreadnought of a tank stopped in its tracks, quite literally. The exterior camera on the top of the turret pointed towards Derp, and almost immediately afterwards, the frontal Anti-Tank Fixed SPG on the front of the hull started to traverse towards Derp’s location, the massive gun now descending to aim at him. Terrified, Derp ran off at full speed, narrowly avoiding a HEAT Round from the massive gun, firing shortly after his departure. Wiimini, examining his rifle, suddenly heard Derp running back towards his original location, except instead of attacking Wiimini, he warned Wiimini of the monstrosity before them. As if he had summoned it upon mentioning it, a huge 650mm RailCannon Spike flew overhead, impacting the wall Wiimini was standing upon, and completely shattering it. But it wasn’t Wiimini who the SHMT was after. Seconds after, another 650mm. came barreling towards them at Mach 7, this time hitting it’s designated target. Before Derp could even react, the RailCannon Spike impacted Derp’s magnetic field deployed by his CLevic Chip, causing the round to richochet off into the distance, impacting the ground far away. This unfathomable force immediately knocked Derp to the ground unconscious, sending 3rd, and even 4th degree burns in some places, all over

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  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala well a plasma round from the XMG can easily tear through flesh, and it can even penetrate AR-500 Steel from a mile away.

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala oh ok, so if a Naval Railgun Spike traveling at Mach-7 hit your magnetic field, would your leg just implode or something?

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @WiiWiiTheMini it’s a full auto rifle with a 64-Charge Drum magazine, with optional MMT infinite ammunition, go crazy.

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala yeah yeah I know, your chip thing. How does that work exactly? Like how does it recognize a bullet from a random piece of metal?

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @WiiWiiTheMini yeah for whatever reason, he’s immune to bullets, so it’s better to just use an energy weapon like this:
    hands you XMG-32 Pulse Rifle

    +3
  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @Learpot
    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    All of this is getting completely insane, now go to your rooms you two, or else imma have to take away your Minecraft privileges.
    @WiiWiiTheMini Sorry for any inconvenience sir, these two just don’t know how to behave themselves anymore, one of them’s an idiot, the other one’s a genetic impossibility of a dog creature thing, and I’m just a single mother trying to keep her i̶d̶i̶o̶t̶s̶ children at bay.

    +3
  • Looks like we have a liar on our hands 5.1 years ago

    @jamesPLANESii probably just wants to start some drama, there has been a shortage of that lately. (thank god...)

    +1
  • yo this bomber sus 5.1 years ago

    Huh that red crewmate looks kinda familiar I wonder why

  • Introducing: SimplePlayersUnitedRepublic 5.1 years ago

    @K2K ehh what the heck. I’ll join!

  • Weird Rendering Glitch with Palm Trees? 5.1 years ago

    @bjac0 not exactly, I’m making the Tic-Tac UFO, a flying craft that can accelerate to insane speeds instantly, along with decelerating instantly as well. It was seen near the USS Nimitz during an F-18 training mission, and when the F-18 pilots were asked to intercept the object, it matched their speed and maneuverability, and essentially played cat and mouse with them for a moment before zipping off at impossible speeds. Another incident occurred with the Nimitz, where one of the ships in her fleet detected four of the Tic-Tac UFO’s on their radar, at around low earth orbit. Suddenly, all four objects had descended to sea level within half a second, and no sonic boom from sound-barrier-breakage was heard. They’re still seen today, droning around and meandering about in our skies; their pilot’s purpose? Who knows? Regardless, it’s clear that regardless of their purpose, we are technologically inferior to these little Tic-Tacs.

  • MainCamera, CameraPlane, and You! (A ReShade Adventure) 5.1 years ago

    The images are visible on my phone, so you’re good. As for the reshade, idk how that stuff works so I can’t really help, sorry.

  • P-51D-30 Mustang 5.1 years ago

    @DerpTheSoyacfartala
    @Learpot
    guys no not this shit again

    +3
  • F-4 Phantom II (US Navy) 5.1 years ago

    “Recommended speed is around 500-700 MPH. Faster than that and the plane is going to go quite fast.“
    Ah yes
    The Floor here is made out of Floor

    +1
  • Introducing: SimplePlayersUnitedRepublic 5.1 years ago

    May PyrhPan supply the military force?

  • styraco v1.0 (sneak peak) 5.1 years ago

    @winterro I mean how does the walking mechanism make it move so smoothly with barely any jittering

  • styraco v1.0 (sneak peak) 5.1 years ago

    How do you make things walk so smoothly wth

  • Weird Rendering Glitch with Palm Trees? 5.1 years ago

    @NexusGaming feel free!

  • Q&A with EternalDarkness 5.1 years ago

    What’s your favorite thing to do in SimplePlanes?