Directions:
1. Load into the world.
2. Spawn in like three others in aggressive mode
3. Laugh yourself sh*tless as you try to ram the javelin into an AI while simultaneously being chased by another AI that also has a javelin
4. Profit?
@tsampoy
@WolfSpark
@rexzion
Well yeah, how else do you expect me to get them all in the same spot normally?? The AI is atrocious, and my FPS would be nonexistent if I tried to do this normally. And FYI, I made custom spawn locations, I didn’t just make sub assemblies lol. Do you want shaders and ray tracing on the images? Would that make them better now??
Today on, “Beans in Places Beans Should Not Be”, we have this fine specimen of a bean on the SimplePlanes website, created by the user named “tsampoy”. Labeled as a Boeing 747-400, eyewitnesses are confused as to what sort of message the user is trying to send. Do they need help? Are they mentally ill? Do they just like beans? Who knows!
“Thank you John, now back to Margaret on the next story, where reportedly a Florida resident got his [REDACTED] stuck in a beer can after trying to impress their girlfriend, more on that later after these commercials.”
I love how in almost every Titanic build I’ve seen on this website, sinking has always been a feature that was added onto the build. I just find it ironic that even in a video game, the “unsinkable” ship that was the Titanic is still forced to relive its fate over and over again. Like I’m not ranting or anything like that, but give the old thing a break lol, it just wants to sail
Huh, it would appear you’ve used the Hyperdrive Engines that I use for my UFO Builds. I don’t really think a power multiplier of 400 on the engines really counts.
Ok so it’s quite obvious that this is not a SimplePlanes clip, nor did I make this video, but I really felt that the SP Community needed to see this. I don’t know if this is an actual D.IV from war, or if it’s just a replica of one, but either way it’s an awesome sight to see. Not only that, but it’s the only flight-worthy D.IV in the world! Very cool video, worth the watch.
I also kinda want to make one in SP, since there seems to be a lack of them on the website.
This is actually pretty cool, the shell ejection is nice, and I like the different design concept, as most WWI Bombers were very box-like in appearance, but this one is rather streamlined in comparison. Speed is ok, and the payload is respectable for a bomber of the era you’ve designated it. Very nice little creation here, I can see a nice future ahead of you.
@JeskoGoesVROOM alright, well I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do about that. This aircraft functions perfectly fine on my iPhone 7, and judging from what other people have said, it works for them as well. What device do you use?
@JeskoGoesVROOM I feel like you’re messing with me. I’ve calibrated this thing and perfected it for so long, there’s no way it would just randomly not work for someone. Did you modify it in any way at all upon downloading it?
Not gonna lie, glad it’s gone. Like obviously, it was a good looking box, but it’s just a box, it’s not 132 upvotes worth of a creation.
This thing is awesome, and it’s a relatively unheard of aircraft as well which makes it even cooler!
Directions:
+11. Load into the world.
2. Spawn in like three others in aggressive mode
3. Laugh yourself sh*tless as you try to ram the javelin into an AI while simultaneously being chased by another AI that also has a javelin
4. Profit?
Underrated
@Redisnotsusguys Chancey21
@tsampoy
@WolfSpark
@rexzion
Well yeah, how else do you expect me to get them all in the same spot normally?? The AI is atrocious, and my FPS would be nonexistent if I tried to do this normally. And FYI, I made custom spawn locations, I didn’t just make sub assemblies lol. Do you want shaders and ray tracing on the images? Would that make them better now??
@Embo my phone can handle about 3,000±500 parts, albeit with ridiculous lag unless it’s on low physics.
@tsampoy I would have a stroke and die
Pictured in the image(s):
Fokker Dr.1
A6M2-Zero
P-51 Mustang
F-16 Block-50
SU-57 Felon
VTF-117 Viper (fictional, but probable)
The Gifs aren’t working, but my god does this look amazing!
@stevemc01 clicc
Ok uh
+1This NEEDS more attention!!!
WOOOOOIIOIIOOOOOOIOOOOGHH
+4Yeah baby, that’s what we’ve been waiting for, wOOAGH-
No
+3Cheers I’ll drink to that bro
P-38 meets Spitfire meets DeHavilland Mosquito
+4Ring-Wing
Today on, “Beans in Places Beans Should Not Be”, we have this fine specimen of a bean on the SimplePlanes website, created by the user named “tsampoy”. Labeled as a Boeing 747-400, eyewitnesses are confused as to what sort of message the user is trying to send. Do they need help? Are they mentally ill? Do they just like beans? Who knows!
“Thank you John, now back to Margaret on the next story, where reportedly a Florida resident got his
+1[REDACTED]stuck in a beer can after trying to impress their girlfriend, more on that later after these commercials.”I love how in almost every Titanic build I’ve seen on this website, sinking has always been a feature that was added onto the build. I just find it ironic that even in a video game, the “unsinkable” ship that was the Titanic is still forced to relive its fate over and over again. Like I’m not ranting or anything like that, but give the old thing a break lol, it just wants to sail
+1Ah yes,
+5Grain from Minceraft
Huh, it would appear you’ve used the Hyperdrive Engines that I use for my UFO Builds. I don’t really think a power multiplier of 400 on the engines really counts.
[HEADPHONE USERS BEWARE]
Where’s the sound?
This is peak SimplePlanes
+1What in the fresh hell am I watching
Ok so it’s quite obvious that this is not a SimplePlanes clip, nor did I make this video, but I really felt that the SP Community needed to see this. I don’t know if this is an actual D.IV from war, or if it’s just a replica of one, but either way it’s an awesome sight to see. Not only that, but it’s the only flight-worthy D.IV in the world! Very cool video, worth the watch.
I also kinda want to make one in SP, since there seems to be a lack of them on the website.
Weirdest realistically feasible fictional aircraft I’ve ever seen here!
+2The brakes on my DCLXVI are powerful to say the least.
+1That’s really cool lol
@Embo chonker but formatted like the internet term “thicc”
@BagelPlane show me
Heccin’ chonncer
@WiiMini HAHA YES
Everyone knows that link, we’ve memorized it by now.
Try this instead :)
@MintLynx does it really now? Imma have to try that!
Underrated
+1Well this is really freaking cool
+1@BB33 use the number sign (#) in front of things to modify the text, up to six times (######)
For instance:
1 number sign makes text look like this, but you can’t type anything before the number sign, otherwise it won’t work.
@_PolarSpirit the spikes are only there to provide stability, they seem to do the job from what I’ve seen
+1This is actually pretty cool, the shell ejection is nice, and I like the different design concept, as most WWI Bombers were very box-like in appearance, but this one is rather streamlined in comparison. Speed is ok, and the payload is respectable for a bomber of the era you’ve designated it. Very nice little creation here, I can see a nice future ahead of you.
+1Not bad
@JeskoGoesVROOM alright, well I’m afraid there’s nothing I can do about that. This aircraft functions perfectly fine on my iPhone 7, and judging from what other people have said, it works for them as well. What device do you use?
That prop spinner is incredible!
+1@JeskoGoesVROOM I feel like you’re messing with me. I’ve calibrated this thing and perfected it for so long, there’s no way it would just randomly not work for someone. Did you modify it in any way at all upon downloading it?
@NexusGaming we’ll see about that.
Beautiful
I’m thoroughly convinced that this is easily one of the most powerful clusterbombs ever made in SimplePlanes, prove me wrong.
‘ery noice
Oh yeah there’s a new mutation branch of the virus that can blind you temporarily lol, have fun out there