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Evil Sir Topham Hatt's Revenge

105k WalrusAircraft  4 months ago
Auto Credit Based on WalrusAircraft's Flying Toaster

Owning a volcano is difficult. So much evil to spread, but so little time! Fortunately, I have this nifty flying toaster. Death by toast, or perhaps missiles? You choose how you want to be fed your destruction.

RIP Thomas and Percy. I cause confusion and delay.

Activate 1: Open armored cab. Yes, I’m evil.
Activate 2 & 3: You’re toast! (click again to reset toaster)
Activate 4 + trim: Powers the wheels Activate
5: Air to ground missiles
Use trim to adjust as needed

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General Characteristics

  • Predecessor Flying Toaster
  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 11.6ft (3.5m)
  • Length 19.7ft (6.0m)
  • Height 14.0ft (4.3m)
  • Empty Weight -170,152lbs (-77,180kg)
  • Loaded Weight 7,098lbs (3,219kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 3.165
  • Wing Loading 5.9lbs/ft2 (28.7kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 1,205.6ft2 (112.0m2)
  • Drag Points 13520

Parts

  • Number of Parts 269
  • Control Surfaces 5
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    11.5k Armyguy1534

    Who thought that toasters were so good at evading missiles

    4 months ago
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    @Armyguy1534 - There is always room for more toast in this world. .

    4 months ago
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    11.5k Armyguy1534

    You just did what I did but better and made it fly

    4 months ago
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    11.5k Armyguy1534

    My toaster has been...out-toastered!

    4 months ago
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    @SpiritusRaptor - Evil Sir Topham Hatt agrees with you! Currently accepting applications for henchmen!

    4 months ago
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    I hope the toast comes out well done, I just hate warmed up bread! And even more I hate the people who cut off the crust before eating toast! They should all suffer a horrible and evil demise!

    4 months ago
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    Are you saying my cousins evil! How dare you!

    4 months ago
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    2,482 Baconboi

    Well done

    4 months ago
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    @YourWife lol

    4 months ago
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    10.2k YourWife

    the bois are back in town

    +1 4 months ago
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    @PositivePlanes Hooray!

    4 months ago
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    You will like this

    4 months ago
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    http://www.simpleplanes.com/a/07sy5e/Walrus-Aircraft

    4 months ago
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    Your back!

    4 months ago
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    499 Lucario86

    @WalrusAircraft thanks for telling me that.

    4 months ago
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    I will try to top this one. @Sgtk

    4 months ago
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    Busy for both of us. Walrus Jr. is in high school and I work full time. Take today for example... I flew into Silicon Valley at 4:30 AM to meet my Engineering team. We lead busy lives. @Jerba

    +1 4 months ago
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    The flying toaster put us on the map in SimplePlanes. Back when we joined, there seemed to be only 150 players. The flying toaster was a popular meme from the 80’s when it was a screensaver on early Windows operating systems. @Lucario86

    +1 4 months ago
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    Yes, we are. @ThomasRoderick

    +1 4 months ago
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    381 Jerba

    How to defeat it:just unplug the darn thing. Also, why a 1.5 year break?

    +1 4 months ago
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    3,389 Zanedavid

    GrEaT ScOtT!!

    +1 4 months ago
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    499 Lucario86

    Why a toster

    4 months ago
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    43.5k Sgtk

    I would like more of this content please.

    +1 4 months ago
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    6,471 Stormfur

    I like my toast toasted
    I like my enemies burnt

    +3 4 months ago
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    38.8k Awsomur

    Dread it.
    Run from it.
    Tophamm arrives all the same.

    +1 4 months ago
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