Blue Cow gives you wings . . .

. . . but no parachute

Blue Cow Lore:

In 1977, after multiple failing products, a entrepreneur named James Biden created an energy drink in Yeager city, Krakabola. The dink became popular with truckers in the area.

James expanded the business the following years. The Drink was named “Blue Cow” and It quickly became a popular drink for professional parachute jumpers, and overweight middle aged cyclists alike.

By 1984 the drink was known worldwide.

In 1989 the company expanded to a motor sport company, becoming a major competitor in the annual Sky Park City Grand Prix and sponsoring many new extreme sports.

In 1994, after being involved in a illegal Obaimiam trade in west Krakobola for a decade, James Biden was found guilty under the court of Andrew for illegal trade of Obamiod material. James Biden was sentenced to execution by the Kraken. He died in 1995

In 1994 After the new CEO Rob Boss took control, Blue Cow inc. Moved head-quarters to Andrew town in North Wright Island bay.

In 2006 a Blue cow stunt plane was destroyed by a false alarm-missle launch while flying from Avalanche airport. The company sued the Snowstone military for 10 trillion v-bucks

The Snowstone military refused to pay the fine.

The reason for the false alarm is suspected to be caused by failure of communication gear and radio identifier.

In 2017 Blue Cow Xtream was introduced, it was basically the same but with twice the caffeine, it was a massive success, with a 25% increase in the companies annual profit.

In 2020 The company purchased a Beast class aircraft carrier to use in their ads and stunts. However after a year it was becoming too expensive to operate

In 2035 Blue cow inc. began developing a miniature fusion reactor to use in their next generation of race planes.

In 2037 CEO Rob Boss died in accident involving a revolving door

In 2037 The scientist at Blue Cow Labs where able to achieve stable fusion in their miniature reactor. The scientists responsible for the reactor credit their breakthroughs to a diet of Beans And Blue Cow Xtream

In 2036 the Wright military contracted Blue cow Labs to make a top secret Obamium Fusion reactor.

In 2044 a Blue Cow stuntman Reanu Keevs became the person to backflip a cruise ship

In 2050, at St. Timothy Island off the 80 miles North of Mainland Wright, the Blue Cow scientists created the fist stable Obaimiam reactor.

This post is based off the viral incident, in which a Blue Cow wing suit stuntman forgot their parachute, but was able to use his can of Blue Cow to stay in the air long enough for the rescue team to prepare a net for them to land in.

Aside from the normal flavor there where 5 other Blue Cow flavors

• Certified Fabric drinker
  Causes satisfabricification

• Blue Cow Xtream
  Twice the caffeine

• Pickle
  Tastes like pickles

• Funky Tree
  Tastes like XML

• purple
  109% not Uranium

• Super Mega ultra Xtream
  5x the caffeine
  *side affects may include elevated heart rate, negative blood pressure, spontaneous combustion, panic attacks, feet, sense of impending doom, fruit salad, and indoor flooding.

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The ingredients of Blue Cow (original)

70% caffeine
6% Big Mac
4% your mum
10% water
10% Rick