Greetings, comrades.
Finally ran out of ideas and got bored enough to make this...
I could make it fly but for the sake of everyone's sanity I won't lol
Alright enough jokes
So what actually happened? I felt like making this 'cuz I thought it'd be fun. It was. Took me pretty much the latter half of a day to make her, but I'm very pleased with the result.
As for the design, she's the humanized T-34 character made by Daebom.
I intended to replicate her design perfectly, I nearly succeeded; the sole issue is I forgot the mug. Oops... well, that won't come back to haunt me later :D
No seriously I made her armed variant as well. This model may be completely harmless, but T-34 is known to have several weapons:
-57mm gun (main weapon)
-At least one machine gun (supposedly)
-Pistol (probably the equivalent of the 57mm gun since the T-34 was humanized but I'm going to pretend they're different and give her both)
-Chainsaw (only Daebom character to canonically possess a melee weapon??)
-Mug (The most devastating weapon known to man)
You can now use said armed model here.
In terms of the features you get on this one... nothing really. She just stands there with that brazenly confident smile. Her shoulder light turns on if AG8 is active. That's pretty much it. I might do more in the future but who knows...?
Anyways you can do whatever ya want with her. Look at her, put her on a plane, put her on a boat, turn her into a plane or boat, put her in the rain, use her as a testing target, put her in Squid Game, start the next Combined SimpleVerse war, sabotage the Skeld, just stand there and be "freakin' invincible," make her meet Takusha, hide in a tunnel, destroy a Skibidi, steal a bomber plane, wipe out 50% of the known universe, play War Thunder, you get the idea. Just don't do anything downright nefarious like make Mesmerizer in SimplePlanes or somethin.
And one more detail:
HER EYES GLOW IN THE DARKKKKK
Random Fun Fact:
An anime girl is literally more aerodynamic than the legendary A-40D Havoc II naww man what the hail 😭😭😭
A-40D Drag Points: 3793
T-34-57 Drag Points: 1191
Furthermore, the A-40D is the lowest-drag production version of the A-40-series, being that the A-40A with SLIGHTLY less drag was only a single prototype, nawwww mannnnn 😭
Welp
Enjoy your T-34-57!
Specifications
Spotlights
- LunarEclipseSP 8 months ago
- Monarchii 8 months ago
General Characteristics
- Predecessor T-34-57
- Successors 1 airplane(s) +343 bonus
- Created On Windows
- Wingspan 2.7ft (0.8m)
- Length 1.6ft (0.5m)
- Height 5.9ft (1.8m)
- Empty Weight 1,787lbs (810kg)
- Loaded Weight 1,787lbs (810kg)
Performance
- Wing Loading N/A
- Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
- Drag Points 1191
Parts
- Number of Parts 165
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 396
@TheUltimatePlaneLover or, better yet, this hunk of goonbait and its degenerate artist should be forgotten entirely.
@Graingy We can probably launch it from an A-40D lol
@TheUltimatePlaneLover or, better yet, this hunk of goonbait and its degenerate artist should be forgotten entirely.
@Graingy Well, we've arrived :D
Also fair point, we must have a battle of the abominations between Chaos and this
My desire to have the bragging rights of putting someone over 100k is conflicting with this fucking abomination. Unironically.
shes more aerdynamic than an A-40D because shes FLATTT
@Yuoko ...
@dekanii Not basically Sturm tiger...
I need sturm-tiger chan...
@Yuoko i mean nah, i wont do it
simply cuz there's lots of sturmtigers here that are good looking
@dekanii why?
@Yuoko oh no
@dekanii build Sturm tiger plze
@Yuoko yah bc its the 57mm version, u want bigger, go see T-34/85 or its other sisters with larger 'cannons'
One problem small booba(
why do i like this for some reason
@Someboris12 Oh yeah I forgot to mention she has Skittles in her sleeves in case of emergency
Wdym enjoy your t-34/57💀💀💀
@YarisHatchback Humanity Fuck Yeah.
It can be extremely repetitive. Reddit, so you can't see it, but you wouldn't be missing much.
The similar HumansAreSpaceOrcs is pretty much the same idea but with shitty memes instead of literature. NoP was a rare case of actually half decent HFY, perhaps in part because, spoiler, humans aren't really that special. It's more that they have an ounce of sanity and reason at the story's beginning, which is far more interesting than "Human da bes, dey win, de end". Exaggerating somewhat, but you get the picture.
NoP's author's current work, last I checked it, appeared to be going that route, unfortunately.
@Graingy tf does HFY stand for???
@TheUltimatePlaneLover I had literally forgotten to keep up with the author’s current story for weeks.
It is… not very good. Not what I’ve seen, anyhow. Forgettable HFY slop. They peaked with the earlier chapters of NoP1/2.
@Graingy Fair enough
It's aite to like something but not the community lol
Sounds unwise. I’ll leave you too if.
But while the disclaimer was nuked with the rest of the Venlil’s comment section, mind that the big reason I left the NOP community was that it was full of degenerates I couldn’t stand.
@Graingy Noooo D:
Oh incendiary bomb
Napalm doesn't exist in SP and nobody wanted to use flamethrowers (except T-34 but I barely trust her with a chainsaw) so I got creative
Not smart in the slightest.
Ince- what?
@Graingy Precisely :D Smart, aint'it?
And to be fair I bought it so that I could turn it into an ince- innocent creature