“Who TF are you?”

“I'm you but for Christmas.”

Merry Christmas to y'all in the SP community, 'cause today—Rudolph has had about enough!

YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! After working with Santa Claus tirelessly for centuries, Rudolph, humanity's best reindeer, decided enough is enough by stealing a BUNCH of weapons from Santa's workshop.

“Why can't these [REDACTED] do it themselves? It's not like the employees at Amazon get stressed up everytime they're working for the holidays. They want to celebrate Christmas with their families, so am I. I wonder if the other reindeer or elf [REDACTED] even care about celebrating the holidays rather than just dropping tons of toys or whatever there is in stock onto random people's chimneys or roofs.”

Said Rudolph furiously.

As Santa and the other reindeers prepare for this year's Christmas, Rudolph, strapped with the wings heavily loaded with weapons, flies off into the illuminated, night sky. DITCH ALL THE GOOD AND NAUGHTY BOYS AND GIRLS THIS YEAR! The carnage begins.

The rest of the story..... You'll get the picture.

Features:

 - two laser guns
 - six powerful miniguns
 - destructive cannon
 - missiles and bombs
 - wings to carry armament
 - signature, shiny, red, illuminous,
   nose
 - secret weapon

Activation Guides:

 AG-1 = Weapons
 AG-2 = Six minigun
 AG-3 = Two laser guns
 AG-4 = Secret Weapon

ANYWAYS, ENJOY ;)

Merry Christmas! Or not, because this thing will probably massacre your whole entire neighborhood. And stay safe!

Why do I hear a bunch of explosions in the middle of the night?