“Who TF are you?”
“I'm you but for Christmas.”
Merry Christmas to y'all in the SP community, 'cause today—Rudolph has had about enough!
YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! After working with Santa Claus tirelessly for centuries, Rudolph, humanity's best reindeer, decided enough is enough by stealing a BUNCH of weapons from Santa's workshop.
“Why can't these [REDACTED] do it themselves? It's not like the employees at Amazon get stressed up everytime they're working for the holidays. They want to celebrate Christmas with their families, so am I. I wonder if the other reindeer or elf [REDACTED] even care about celebrating the holidays rather than just dropping tons of toys or whatever there is in stock onto random people's chimneys or roofs.”
Said Rudolph furiously.
As Santa and the other reindeers prepare for this year's Christmas, Rudolph, strapped with the wings heavily loaded with weapons, flies off into the illuminated, night sky. DITCH ALL THE GOOD AND NAUGHTY BOYS AND GIRLS THIS YEAR! The carnage begins.
The rest of the story..... You'll get the picture.
Features:
- two laser guns
- six powerful miniguns
- destructive cannon
- missiles and bombs
- wings to carry armament
- signature, shiny, red, illuminous,
nose
- secret weapon
Activation Guides:
AG-1 = Weapons
AG-2 = Six minigun
AG-3 = Two laser guns
AG-4 = Secret Weapon
ANYWAYS, ENJOY ;)
Merry Christmas! Or not, because this thing will probably massacre your whole entire neighborhood. And stay safe!
Why do I hear a bunch of explosions in the middle of the night?
Specifications
Spotlights
- ShinyGemsBro 1.1 years ago
- TheUltimatePlaneLover 1.1 years ago
- blt 1.1 years ago
- SuperSuperTheSylph 1.1 years ago
- Rjenteissussy 1.1 years ago
- ChihiroFujisaki 1.1 years ago
- CaptainNoble 1.1 years ago
- LunarEclipseSP 1.1 years ago
- WritersCrusadersAirCo2 1.1 years ago
General Characteristics
- Created On Android
- Wingspan 36.3ft (11.1m)
- Length 22.7ft (6.9m)
- Height 17.2ft (5.2m)
- Empty Weight N/A
- Loaded Weight 1,851lbs (839kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 30.347
- Wing Loading 22.7lbs/ft2 (111.0kg/m2)
- Wing Area 81.4ft2 (7.6m2)
- Drag Points 2941
Parts
- Number of Parts 213
- Control Surfaces 5
- Performance Cost 1,563
Pov: Santa flying into Russian airspace during the cold war
Helldear gifts presents in a special, brutal way
wtf 💀
Even the A-40D shudders in the presence of this
no words 💀
Merry Christmas and a
Bloody HolidaysI'm terrified
Time was 11:59 P.M. here in the Philippines (December 24) by the time I finished.
EDIT: It's December 25, and I just heard a firework outside.
Again, Merry Christmas and have a Happy New Year (to mostly everyone of course)! Thanks for all your support this year and I hope you have a happy holiday!
LET'S END THIS TERRIFIC YEAR WITH A BOMB!
You know, this reminds me of the old late 90s game Deer Avenger, where a deer, named Bambo, would take his revenge on the redneck hunters. It’s quite a funny parody of hunting games, but sadly, it’s quite hard to find nowadays…
This some scary stuff
Honorable Mentions:
@F16xl
@SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore You should be.
Amazing, absolutely amazing
@AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas I was here before you tagged me >:D
Edit: wrong post, woops
@AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas Well why not :)
@WritersCrusadersAirCo2 Then why shouldn't be?
It would be funny if this got to the front page
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Tag Request 1:
@Marulk
@YarisSedan
@WritersCrusadersAirCo2
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