Arrive at all of your important business meetings in style with this forward canard jet! Be the object of envy with your peers as you make a statement of unjustified self-worth! Your CEO with be so jealous. He will only complain that this jet has a slight nose-up bias, but that wont deter him from making the right decision of promoting you to head janitor! Everyone will respect you so much. The toilet paper rolls will all be install the right way. The poop scooper will pridefull scoop poop. The window licker with lick all the windows until they all shine as much as you do. The urinal polisher will be your best friend and above all...you will finally have the woman of your dreams...Bertha. Oh, 300lb Bertha, your chins are so magnificant. Cheers!-Jim