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USSR-71 Blyatbird

195k SledDriver  1.9 years ago
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Auto Credit Based on SledDriver's SR-71s Short Black



In an alternate timeline

If one word could describe the mood in the Kremlin that morning, 'black' would be it. "The catalyst pigs have done it again," growled the general secretary, glaring around the room. "With this Black-bird of theirs, they violate our airspace with impunity!"

"I think you mean capitalist, general secretary," said the chief of military intelligence, trying to look innocent.

The general secretary shot him a look that said Keep correcting me, you insolent pup, and you'll wake up in the Gulag one morning. "Enough! We cannot permit a Mach number gap. I don't care how many satellite countries we have to starve of resources, we need an airplane that can intercept this... this... Black-bird."

And so directive 10-289 was issued. The best minds of the Soviet Union were set to the task, and they delivered. The new airplane looked more than a little like the Blackbird, though it had three engines instead of two. No matter -- it went Mach 3 and beyond, and it was the pride of the Soviet Union. The irreverent Americans nicknamed it the Blyat-bird, but its makers called it... the USSR-71.

Controls

  • Custom camera 1: Gun camera view
  • AG1: Afterburner
  • AG2: High agility mode
  • FireGuns: Fire plasma cannons

General Characteristics

  • Predecessor SR-71s Short Black
  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 121.8ft (37.1m)
  • Length 114.0ft (34.8m)
  • Height 33.7ft (10.3m)
  • Empty Weight -4,734,385lbs (-2,147,483kg)
  • Loaded Weight 217,282lbs (98,557kg)

Performance

  • Power/Weight Ratio 1.085
  • Wing Loading 21.9lbs/ft2 (107.1kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 9,902.8ft2 (920.0m2)
  • Drag Points 85154

Parts

  • Number of Parts 752
  • Control Surfaces 9
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    195k SledDriver

    @CookieDefender Google Translate renders that as BGULLLLL...

    +1 1.6 years ago
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    1.6 years ago
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    @Davisplanez ты вонючая собака

    1.8 years ago
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    381 Vortex1

    Will fly with p o t e t

    +1 1.8 years ago
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    Cheeki breeki!

    1.9 years ago
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    Make ot drop tsar bomba/ commie cola

    1.9 years ago
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    2,261 Davisplanez

    Xd, I Know How To Speak Russian.

    +1 1.9 years ago
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    We call it the: B.L.Y.A.T.

    Blyatbird. Landing. You. At. Thernobly.

    +1 1.9 years ago
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    you dont know im dying rn blyatbird

    +1 1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    @suvorov Well, "blyat" is the only Russian cuss word I know...

    1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    @CookieDefender Spasiba, comrade. Glad you like.

    1.9 years ago
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    THIS IS MARVELOUS COMЯАD

    +2 1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    Thanks, @WeSeekANARCHY

    +1 1.9 years ago
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    Blyatbird :D i love this

    1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    @tylerdeveneuxmusic Thanks, glad you like glorious Soviet super plane, comrade.

    +1 1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    @Akali I find the colours in SP to be too bland and muddy, so I wrote some custom shaders to make them more vivid and increase the contrast a bit.

    1.9 years ago
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    33.5k Akali

    I want to know why your sea is so blue. Why is the background so blue?

    +1 1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    Very punny, @CruzerBlade

    +1 1.9 years ago
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    12.2k CruzerBlade

    BLYATIFUL

    +3 1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    @huaishushu2333333 It means "damn" in Russian, more or less.

    1.9 years ago
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    Blyat?

    1.9 years ago
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    Just wondering!@SledDriver

    1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    @AWESOMENESS360 Da, comrade. Strong like bull, clever like tractor.

    1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    @Yeagerskibbiers No, why?

    1.9 years ago
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    195k SledDriver

    Thanks, @ThePilotDude @UnitedStankCrafts @QuickNils

    1.9 years ago
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