United Airlines Re-accommodation System Proposal

by   113k BaconAircraft (based on BaconAircraft's 737 fuselage)  6 days ago
1,029 downloads

Let us re-accommodate you because we overbooked your seat. Wait, you don't want to leave? ...well too bad!

Press 1 to "re-accommodate" the passenger in seat 2A of this simulated B738 cabin.

Fun fact:
Four of five doctors recommend United Airlines.

General Characteristics

  • Predecessor 737 fuselage
  • Created On Windows
  • Wingspan 12.4ft (3.8m)
  • Length 8.2ft (2.5m)
  • Height 13.0ft (4.0m)
  • Empty Weight 4,921lbs (2,232kg)
  • Loaded Weight 4,921lbs (2,232kg)

Performance

  • Wing Loading -439,839.3lbs/ft2 (-2,147,483.6kg/m2)
  • Wing Area 0.0ft2 (0.0m2)
  • Drag Points 4821

Parts

  • Number of Parts 197
  • Control Surfaces 0
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    Read my latest post, I quit. No need to deal with silly ol me for a bit
    @TheLatentImage

    5 minutes ago
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    @BaconAircraft @EliteIndustries1 if you guys don't knock it off I'm going to give you both a 30 day ban so I can spend the next month not dealing with you two. Elite, that is not "your" tag. I don't know how the tag came about but it is free to be used by anyone on the website. You coming here to confront Bacon about using "your" tag is unnecessary and it's out of line. From looking at the comments that seems to be the starting point here. And Bacon, you need to be above it and not feed into the pointless argument. The disrespectful comments coming from both sides needs to stop. If you guys can't figure out a way to work that out then I'll do it for you, and I don't think you'll like the route that I take. Now, either work it out or ignore each other.

    9 minutes ago
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    @Tully2001 K good night!

    an hour ago
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    I'm done here, talk to me on discord or wait awhile @Tully2001

    an hour ago
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    100k Tully2001

    To be honest, E1 did ask a Dev to add the tag and succeeded. It still doesn't mean it's theirs though
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    Now I gotta sleep @BaconAircraft

    an hour ago
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    @Tully2001 Yeah. Do agree. Got myself #TRIGGERED when someone claims a public tag as theirs.

    an hour ago
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    100k Tully2001

    No, don't leave. Wait until the mod comes to sort out the situation @EliteIndustries1

    an hour ago
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    @EliteIndustries1 Self realization is the best kind of reflection. Have a nice day.

    an hour ago
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    100k Tully2001

    To be fair, you're being just as bad to E1 as he is being to you. Why else would he be saying mean comments to you? Just read back through your recent comments @BaconAircraft

    an hour ago
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    @EliteIndustries1 Indeed you didn't.
    On a side note, you don't intimidate me. However, if you're trying to annoy me and be a little prick, you're actually doing a good job.

    an hour ago
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    Well looks like I'm not welcome here anymore, guess it's time to move on.
    @Tully2001 @BaconAircraft

    an hour ago
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    @Tully2001 Calling a mod in for me calling him stupid is like shooting himself in the foot for telling me to die. Lmao.
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    ...and i resort to not block anyone if they provide sub-par and somewhat mediocre entertainment.

    an hour ago
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    100k Tully2001

    You could just block him, it'd still work @BaconAircraft

    an hour ago
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    So you just called. Me stupid, let's have @TheLatentImage come take a look. I thought I put an end to this earlier, but I guess I didn't do it hard enough did I?
    @BaconAircraft

    an hour ago
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    100k Tully2001

    XD @BaconAircraft

    an hour ago
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    @EliteIndustries1 Here's a simple fix to the solution. Its called blocking.
    (Included instructions for the intellectually impaired)
    1. Find one of my comments.
    2. Click that triangle button to the right of reply
    3. Click "Block User"
    4. Once at the confirmation screen, click the red button saying "Block User"
    Done!
    Simple fix for the socially incapable hypocrites!

    an hour ago
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    100k Tully2001

    But did I say that I don't like you? Did I? No. Have a guess why: @EliteIndustries1

    an hour ago
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    "seriously, I can see why people don't like you. ". So kinda.
    @Tully2001

    an hour ago
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    100k Tully2001

    Did I say I didn't like you? I don't recall that @EliteIndustries1

    an hour ago
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    Not to me.
    Listen up, I really count care whether you like me or not, that's me, I'm used to being rejected, nobody likes me anyways, so why should I give a crap?
    @Tully2001

    an hour ago
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    100k Tully2001

    You think that's bad!? Telling someone to die isn't hurtful? @EliteIndustries1

    an hour ago
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    Wow, that was very hurtful, thanks for your input @Tully2001

    1 hours ago
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    100k Tully2001

    It's a joke about United Airlines and how they treat their passengers, not about the actual passengers. And seriously, I can see why people don't like you. @EliteIndustries1

    1 hours ago
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    64.9k DeezDucks

    @EliteIndustries1 I think United's answer is funny because just how pathetic it is. And you're dodging my point, that tag is for everyone to use.

    5 hours ago
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    I'm arguing that a man getting thrown off a plane is no laughing matter. If you would like to oppose, I would be happy to see your comment. @DeezDucks

    10 hours ago
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