My dear fellow, allow me to present the Prototype Mobile Platform—an early-pattern B-type test-bed of most utilitarian mien.

She carries upon her dexter arm a 1.77-inch LAMG automatic cannon, whilst her sinister bears a single “Little Stinger” multi-role missile—modest sting, yet sufficient for the day’s work. A gentleman’s 5.56 mm machine-gun nestles beneath the mantlet for those discourteous moments when one must dissuade impudent skirmishers.

Her wheeled mechanical legs, you will observe, double as prodigious-travel active suspension; thus she may glide over hill and dale with the unflappable poise of a Brougham on Pall Mall. A trusty diesel-electric drive provides the motive force—no gas-turbine frippery here, only honest, sooty reliability.

Finally, the cab may be fitted with optional supplemental armour plate, should the theatre of operations prove less than hospitable. In sum: a workmanlike chassis, temperate in cost, steadfast in duty, and entirely devoid of pretension.

Written by Kimi—copied by me. This chiefly smooths out the reversing animation.