
Night Bridge: This is AWACS Night Bridge, look at your HUD for your mission plan.

Night Bridge: The idiots in Top Brass decided to give me a squadron of criminals over a trained squadron to sink the new Scourge submarine Allinfax. So say hi to the convicts in our very own grey squadron and forget they exist and do not engage in conversation. Back to the Allinfax, it has a variety of CIWS and LRAAM, it also has 14 Nuclear ballistic missiles, and is inside the enemy Air Cover zone as seen here. Be sure that the fighters can cover Blue and Grey squadrons to the target. Most of you guys have the ability to come and go at will, as for Grey Squadron, they have to stay in the zone and rely on bailing or landing at Yeager. There is also the fact that D4R and Demon are on standby so be prepared. As for why the Allinfax hasn't been sunk by the MDA yet, they think it's just a prop, so they are just worried about countering the prototype. So get this done and I’ll make thousands off of you, especially if at least one of Grey Squadron bails, then I get a payday. Good luck and try to get me my money, or I’ll deport half of you to Malaysia.

Kahn: Röger that, this is High Röller-1, taking öff.
High Roller-4: Thîs Hîgh Roller-4, Î have got you covered, Kahn.
High Roller-8: This is High Roller-8, following sūit.
Tacky: Why do y'all speak like that?
High Roller-6: Bècause we were taught that way.
Tacky: I guess that makes sense.
Kid: Will the Varna be there?
Night Bridge: CUT YOUR CHATTER AND GET IN THE AIR!
Grey-1: This is Grey-1, preparing for takeoff.

Grey-1: Who’s bright idea was it to give us a 1940s ASW plane?
Grey-2: No idea Sidewinder, but they must hate us.
Night Bridge: So glad I got to choose their planes, that bet is all but secured >:)
Sidewinder: Boy I hate you. Grey-2, this is Grey-1, follow me.
Kahn: Whö’s idea was it tö name him ’Sidewinder’? I hate it sö much, what is the backstöry?
Sidewinder: Got it because I put maneuvered an Aim-9J
Kid: That is the worst reason. It needs to be embarrassing.
Sidewinder: Bruh
Night Bridge: HURRY UP AND GET MOVING!
Sidewinder: Grey-1 ’Sidewinder', in position.
Grey-2: Grey-2 ’Eaglecat’ in position.
Grey-3: Grey-3 ’Greystorm’ in position.
Grey-4: Grey-4 ’Osprey’, in position.
Grey-5: Grey-5 ’Edge o’ space', in position.
Grey-6: Grey-6 ’Final Hit’ in position.
Night Bridge: If it were up to me I’d name you [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], [Redacted], and Frenchie.
Osprey: Why do we have to listen to this guy?
Night Bridge: Because of Top Brass, NOW GET MOVING! OR SAY HI TO MY FRIENDS IN MALAYSIA!
At North Wright.
Flagstaff: I am so glad we took this place over. Oh wait, what's this transmission? Oh no. ALL FIGHTERS SCRAMBLE!
D4R: What now?
Flagstaff: Enemy force attacking the Allinfax.


D4R: This should be easy, how many are there?
Flagstaff: Over 20.
D4R: This should be easy.
Flagstaff: Kind of, but remember, these aren't LF-4s, LF-5s, and F-33A-50s, these are I-100-1s, PZL-153s, and VNF-25As.
D4R: VNF-25As? Those should be easy.
Flagstaff: Remember, the PZL-153s can wash speed off quicker, the VNF-25As can out rate you, and the I-100-1 can out speed you. Focus on the attack aircraft and retreat without getting into a fight.
Demon: Roger that.
Flagstaff: AND WAIT FOR THE OTHER FIGHTERS TO HELP YOU!
Demon: Fine >:(
Back at Yeager:

Allinfax: This is submarine Allinfax, do we have a plane to jam enemy radar?
Quazimoto: This is AWACS Quazimoto, I’ll be here to assist you in destroying enemy Missiles.
Allinfax: That's all we got?
Quazimoto: Yep, sadly.
Allinfax: Dang. Allied fighters coming soon?
Quazimoto: I really hope so. I’m not sure the 20 or so planes will be helpful.
Allinfax: 20 should be easy.
Quazimoto: Yes, but it's the aces of Contera.
Allinfax: Breh
Blue-1: This is Blue-1, going in for attack run.
Night Bridge: Roger that Blue-1, I'll start taking the video.
Blue-1: AShM away!

Blue-1: I'm too close, my plane will take damage from the shockwave.
BOOOM!
Blue-2: This is Blue-2, Blue-1 are you Ok?
Blue-1: Roger, but my plane is unresponsive. I’ll be headed back.
Blue-2: Roger.
Night Bridge: Blue-1’s official nickname now is ’D-Triple-A.’
D-Triple-A: HECK YEAH!
Allinfax: This is Submarine Allinfax, we have taken slight damage, we need air defense while we reconstruct the ballast tanks.
Quazimoto: Too late, enemy aircraft inbound.

Edge o’ space: This is ‘Edge o' space’, firing ASmM at Allinfax
Night Bridge: I’ll watch, but SHUT UP! IF YOU DON'T I’LL SEND YOU TO MALAYSIA! YOU DON'T NEED TO SAY ‘THIS IS EDGE O’ SPACE!’ ALL YOU NEED TO SAY IS FIRING ASMM OR WHATEVER!
Sidewinder: Talk about a generational crash out.
Night Bridge: I'm sending you to Malaysia. Straight Up.
Sidewinder: What’s wrong with Malaysia?
Night Bridge: You’ll see.
Allinfax: This is Submarine Allinfax, these AShMs are causing heavy damage, but we can repair.

Quazimoto: Roger that, sending data link.
Night Bridge: WE NEED SOMEBODY TO FINISH THIS GUY OFF!
???: This is MDS Mouse, we’ll be firing on this submarine.
Allinfax: This is submarine Allinfax, we can't return fire, we need assistance.
MDS Mouse: Opening fire on the Allinfax.

Allinfax: The rounds aren't doing much, but we can't move.
MDS Mouse: Rounds are doing something, but not much.
Allinfax; WE ARE GOING UNDER! INGAGE RADIO SILENCE!
MDS Mouse: We've caused a heavy fire and oil spill to Allinfax, we believe we sank it.
Night Bridge: I honestly don't trust that…
MDS Mouse: We picked up a large explosion on sonar. We did it.
Burza: This is Burza checking in, we have picked up enemy fighters on radar.
D4R: I believe we are too late. Oh well, Opponents, open fire and get rid of them
Red Opponent E: Roger that.
Burza: Not today, friend.


Burza: Enemy down. We got more fighters coming though.
Tacky: I've spotted a Red Opponent E and his wingman, turning to engage.
Red Opponent E: Why is my RWR going off?
D4R: Sorry to cut in, but I’ve shot down two I-100-1s, it was easy.
Kahn: Cöme fight me then. Ör are yöu scared I’ll deal heavy damage again?
D4R: That 37 actually kind of scares me.
Kahn: Gööd!
Tacky: One enemy fighter down, engaging the next. FOX-3!

Kid: This is Kid, Tacky, can we get some help?
Tacky: Your problem?
Red Demon: This is Red Demon to D4R, I'm picking off a flight of VNF-25As.
Tacky: I see now, turning to intercept.
D4R: Not now buddy.
Sidewinder: Night Bridge, can we leave yet?
Night Bridge: Not yet buddy.
Sidewinder: This is dumb.
Red Demon: I'm on the foremost VNF-25As tail, opening fire.
Kid: Dang, I'm taking heavy damage. This isn't great, Burza, can you cover me on my return to the Varna?

Burza: Not recommended, you've taken Heavy damage. You better eject over Yeager.
Kid: Roger that, deploying gear.
Red Demon: I really can't get the kill?
D4R: Respect the Geneva Convention, if you don't I’ll shoot you.
Red Demon: That's rude.
Kahn: That is what yöu call spörtsmanship.
Kid: This is Kid, I’m bailing.
Night Bridge: We've lost an entire squadron of VNF-25As, Kahn, do something.
Osprey: This is Grey-5, turning to Yeager.
D4R: Not today buddy.

Osprey: This is Grey-5, we have to bail.
Night Bridge: This is gonna be a great payout! Mansion here I come!
Osprey: Well [Redacted] as well.
Night Bridge: Someone is mad!
D4R: I’m behind a group from Blue squadron.
Blue-3: BLUE SQUADRON DROP DOWN AND DISPERSE! USE HIS HYPER MANEUVERABILITY TO YOUR ADVANTAGE! YOU CAN'T OUT TURN HIM! SO IN-TURN HIM OR WHATEVER!
D4R: This is a problem, headed back up to re-engage.
???: This is F-33A-50 of the Yeager first air defense squadron, I’ll be taking off.

Red Demon: Firing Rail gun
D4R: NO DON'T!
Red Demon: What, are you scared I'll get more kills than you?
D4R: No, I just don't want to be teammates with someone I know is a war criminal.
Kahn: Imagine being literal röömmates with a cönvicted War Criminal “AHEM! Cööper! AHEM!”
Night Bridge: Yeah, he is insane.
Red Opponent E: Enemy fighter spotted, engaging.
Kahn: Nöt töday. FÖX-3!

Kahn: Enemy fighter annihilated.
Night Bridge: Good, now get out of there. All forces pull back, even Grey Squadron. Our mission is done. We have nothing to lose now. Besides our aces.
Kahn: Cöpy that. High Röller squadrön, pull back. We live tö fight anöther day.
High Roller-7: Gotchå, åll fighters, pull båck.

Red Demon: Pulling in for a shot on an enemy SA-15
Blue-5: EJECTING! I CANT OUTTURN A MISSILE!

Red Demon: Ahh, no fun.
D4R: Honestly, that's self preservation. I might advocate for the Scourge, but you gotta respect self preservation.
Red Demon: Stop siding with him. Anyway, I’m behind a Sokol, opening fire.

Red Demon: Sokol down.
Altiar II infected: Hehehehe. Enemy fighter spotted.
MDS Base: It's the sabrehogs all over again. Except more annoying.

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???: I have to head to Wilkia for the next prototype. I don't want to be left behind.
???: Roger, I'll take over until you get back.
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Endword
Kid: Will you guys tell me how you got your call signs?
Tacky: Yeah no.
Kahn: I dön't really want tö.
Burza: Next time buddy.
Kid: Aww man :(
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Please tag any others
@KPLBall
about 50 C-33A2s are flying towards your airspace.. they're not mine
no markings
@KPLBall Ah, fair enough
Also, Night Bridge for sure
@TheUltimatePlaneLover btw, of AWACS Heartache, AWACS Night Bridge, AWACS Quazimoto, and AWACS Warhead, who is the best?
Night Bridge got that angry AWACS tbh
@TheUltimatePlaneLover I put D4R as the voice of reason for one reason: He will now Canonically hate Red Demon
@SPsidearm neighbor in the CSV
huh.
Alicorn in TSW before GTA 6!
Also,
"D4R: No, I just don't want to be teammates with someone I know is a war criminal."
Actually D4R probably wouldn't mind. He'd go on about how "warcrimes are just extremities to take total control" or smth like that. Any of the Terminators, on the other hand, would absolutely be the voice of reason here.
@JSTQ
@ComradeBazookaBall
@SPSidearm (If you want)
@Windshifter1
@TheMouse
@Karroc9522
@TheUltimatePlaneLover
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26
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