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61.0k KPLBall  16 hours ago

I-100: OUT OF MY WAY I SAID!

KRACKBOOM


Red Terminator: TERMINATOR TO BASE! ENEMY AIRCRAFT IS IN OUR AIRSPACE!
I-100: They can't hear you
Red Terminator: What do you me----

BAM!


I-100: I told you they can't hear you. Do you not listen?
Red Warpath: ILL KILL Y-
I-100: Nope

I-100: I warned you, I have eyes on your base and killed a Terminator, what is the plan here scourge.
Red Missile Silo: FIGHTER SPOTTED! WHY CANT I PICK HIM UP ON RADAR?!
I-100: I'm jamming your signal right now, you have no chance. Hey, I think I can see your leader's hideout from here.

Red Missile Silo: KILL HIM
I-100: As I said earlier, they can't hear you. Somehow Wasp was able to find a crashed ACI-A-229 Reaper, and I honestly don't know how. But Wasp got our good ol' friend Braun to fix it up for electronic warfare, running 645 quintillion calculations per second, constantly modifying frequencies on radios and funneling it through the plane first, phones don't work, only landlines, which you don't have.

Red Missile Silo: WHERE IS THE LANDLINE!!!
I-100: You don't have one, a little friend told me.
Red Missile Silo: THERE IS A MOLE?!?! FIND HIM
I-100: It'll take hundreds of hours, by then he'll be gone.
Red Missile Silo: FIRE THE MISSILE AND LASER GUIDE IT!

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2

1-

KRACKBOOOOOM

???: Ha, that was a good one!
I-100: Agreed, now where is the Scourge?
???: Kahn, he's hiding under the Oval track, where his bunker is.
Kahn (the I-100): Good to know. By the way, should I get my own paint scheme?
???: Good idea, NOW GO!
Kahn: Got it.

5 min later


Kahn: Now hear this Scourge, I have by-passed your aerial defenses and missile silos to heed you this warning, if you fire another nuclear ICBM from your Ankha class destroyers through the portals into the Naval Ops Verse™, we will perform an aerial strike on your continent to prove that we are not afraid and we will pull through you hear? If you refuse, we will make sure that your Navy is annihilated, along with your ability to launch ship launched ICBMs.
Scourge: Who cares, Ill do what I want
Kahn: So be it, the strike will come without warning so be careful. This is your final warning. And be glad it wasn't Wasp.
Scourge: HA starts monologuing
Kahn: Serpent, shut him up
ACI-A-229 Serpent: Right away.
Kahn: Head back to base and prepare for the upcoming battle.

At the MDA Base.


Kahn: (after filling the MDA in on what happened), also I heard that the F-33A-50s had a bit of a struggle? If you send some with us, we can make prototypes for you to test.
MDA ground control: Agreed

End

P.S.: I talked with TUPL, and I-100 was in BVR combat, where the Terminator can't do much, that's why a Terminator was shot down.

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    Oh boy
    They're not gonna be happy about this...

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    61.0k KPLBall

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover and his home carrier, Musspellhiem (Battleship hull with two super carrier hulls)

    2 hours ago
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    @KPLBall Well, there is that

    +1 3 hours ago
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    61.0k KPLBall

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover no, but they have the Druna Skass

    3 hours ago
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    @KPLBall But Kahn didn't have Swordfronts

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    61.0k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 yep
    Don't ask how Wasp found it

    4 hours ago
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    61.0k KPLBall

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover and Kahn wasn't happy they tried to nuke his dimension

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    61.0k KPLBall

    @Boeing727200F Naval Ops Brand

    4 hours ago
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    hmmmmmmmm
    more radar jammers
    got it.

    +1 13 hours ago
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    so thats where our missing 229 went

    +1 13 hours ago
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    7,346 JSTQ

    @KPLBall yes

    +1 14 hours ago
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    61.0k KPLBall

    @JSTQ
    Are you apart of TSW?

    14 hours ago
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    61.0k KPLBall

    @MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26
    @windshifter1
    @Karroc9522

    16 hours ago
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    61.0k KPLBall

    @TheUltimatePlaneLover
    @TheMouse
    @CrestelAetonautics

    16 hours ago