As many of you know, I, Grain G. Guy, work for Graingy. I've done so for a few years. I am rather loyal to the company and generally agree with its mission. This, however, leads me to be troubled by something I've recently learned of.
A few of you, surely not as many, know that I have family. Of particular importance in this issue of mine is my cousin, Grant Mann. It has recently come to my attention that Grant works for Boeing, on of Graingy's rivals.
How am I to cope with this? Boeing is not on particularly great terms with Graingy as a whole, so this comes with some baggage.
@hpgbproductions I may not have the firepower, but I also do not have the mass.
I am smol.
@Mosquitowithagun Good idea
@WisconsinStatePolice ,':|
@Boeing727200F Mars has no oceans :/
@ComradeSandman use yourself as the rock
@ComradeSandman try to turn him to your side.
@ComradeSandman
uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Delete his exact location with multiple salvos with battleships and other ships with high caliber weapons onboard
@WisconsinStatePolice Why, I bet you aren't even legally an officer of the law!
@hpgbproductions Men are not weapons of war.
@TheMouse *pzzt-* point the infrakneetagging device to desired kneecaps for optimum usage, thank you for usi- *kzZZRT-*
@Graingy
Aaa as
Always question my abilities
Accidentally hit him with a rock
@Boeing727200F I am literally just a media guy
@WisconsinStatePolice
I question your reading abilities
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 fo fum
@crazyplaness They can join me!
heat death his ass
smite him
you are the main character of your world, you got creative powers in it
MURDER HIS ASS IN THE MOST GREWSOM WAY POSSIBLE
He’s an employee, and a person. He doesn’t embody their company. Treat him as he is, a brother.
(My friend says you should leave him in a very dense forest at sunset)
Call @Monarchii to come steal his kneecaps!
@ComradeSandman phy
@ComradeSandman put them in the jar
@MIGFOXHOUND31BSM26 @Boeing727200F Unfortunately I have partial ownership of them (I bought them Portal and Half Life) so I'd rather not damage property.
Shoot him
Idk shoot him I guess