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What’s your go-to trick to get to sleep?

1,304 ComradeSandman  7 months ago

Hammers not an option.

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    @LeShunny u lose an arm and a leg did you do that?

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    jump off a 100 meter building or sometimes an airplane

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    @hpgbproductions Oh, okay.
    Giraffe Pimp

    7 months ago
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    @ComradeSandman it works for biological humans too, but they must train for it

    7 months ago
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    Wait this explains Pan

    7 months ago
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    @AManWillDieButNotHisIdeas Sorry, a pan or an axe?

    7 months ago
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    @hpgbproductions U Robot

    7 months ago
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    6,618 LeShunny

    @Boeing727200F

    Yes.

    Literally and figuratively speaking.

    7 months ago
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    6,618 LeShunny

    Get hit by a frying pan by your girlfriend. It may make you sleep in an instant, but it will cost you an arm and a leg.

    +1 7 months ago
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    cool the room slightly (hot country moment)
    if it doesn't work, force noisy data through your processing unit to clear the ram and use up your energy reserves
    avoid accidentally creating structured data as it will occupy your memory and act as an uninterruptible process, preventing suspension of the processing unit

    7 months ago
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    44.1k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 Rock life, y’know?

    7 months ago
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    @Graingy Ah that sucks...

    7 months ago
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    44.1k Graingy

    @overlord5453 Yeah
    falls

    +1 7 months ago
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    @Graingy sleeping is overrated anyway.

    7 months ago
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    44.1k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 My fingers are not swift enough.
    I don't have fingers.

    +1 7 months ago
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    @Graingy It's free if you steal them

    7 months ago
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    use car
    you can get knocked unconscious, aka deep sleep

    +1 7 months ago
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    44.1k Graingy

    @WisconsinStatePolice You should get a Blahaj

    7 months ago
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    44.1k Graingy

    @overlord5453 Problem: It's now 7:30 AM. The allure of the splash was too strong.

    7 months ago
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    44.1k Graingy

    @Panzerwaifu69 Too expensive :/

    7 months ago
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    44.1k Graingy

    @Solent19 Oh god mood

    +1 7 months ago
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    44.1k Graingy

    @TheOfficalMarylander Now listen here you little-

    +1 7 months ago
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    41.7k Dissent3R

    @126 gotten it countless times, you get used to it, lol

    7 months ago
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    30.0k YarisSedan

    @CaptainNoble believe it or not i got sleep paralysis that way, completely by accident mind you, and holy moly is it terrifying lmao

    7 months ago
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    1 Do some exercise before bed (just push-ups/sit-ups are fine)
    2 Listen to music that I will somewhat focus on and interrupt my thoughts
    3 Just close my eyes and fall asleep
    4 Put my room to like 66*F and Burrow into my 5 blankets
    5 Wrap my blankets around myself like someone is hugging me tightly (wow that sounds sad)
    6^Any combination of the above

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