MAN1
Think it's in there?
MAN2
All right. Let's get it!
MAN1
Whoa. Hold on. Do you know what that
thing can do to you?
MAN3
Yeah, it'll grind your bones for it's
bread.
Shrek sneaks up behind them and laughs.
SHREK
Yes, well, actually, that would be a
giant. Now, ogres, oh they're much worse.
They'll make a suit from your freshly
peeled skin.
MEN
No!
SHREK
They'll shave your liver. Squeeze the
jelly from your eyes! Actually, it's
quite good on toast.
MAN1
Back! Back, beast! Back! I warn ya!
(waves the torch at Shrek.)
Shrek calmly licks his fingers and extinguishes the torch. The
men shrink back away from him. Shrek roars very loudly and long
and his breath extinguishes all the remaining torches until the
men are in the dark.
SHREK
This is the part where you run away.
(The men scramble to get away. He laughs.)
And stay out! (looks down and picks
up a piece of paper. Reads.) "Wanted.
Fairy tale creatures."(He sighs and
throws the paper over his shoulder.)
THE NEXT DAY
There is a line of fairy tale creatures. The head of the guard
sits at a table paying people for bringing the fairy tale creatures
to him. There are cages all around. Some of the people in line
are Peter Pan, who is carrying Tinkerbell in a cage, Gipetto
who's carrying Pinocchio, and a farmer who is carrying the three
little pigs.
@RedZ0ne No problem
+1Awesome VTOL jet
+1Doot doot here comes the updoot
+1Wow, the infinite shell ejection, the torpedos, they're amazing!
+1Doot doot here comes the updoot
+1Nice
+1The detail scares me
+1@masotan15 No problem
+1it sees you
+1Nice!
+1I dont know how but I read that as F-105 gear in an AN-24
+1Nice!
+1And it’s weird how we posted the same vehicles we used, on the same day
+1I remember seeing you use this in Multiplayer. I was the big airliner
+1Nice!
+1Now that is a weird propeller configuration if I’ve ever seen one
+1Simpleplanesception
+1Yes please
+1@PapaKernels Angle of Attack I’m pretty sure
+1@DJ2keroni Thanks!
+1Nice!
+1@SpenzeroInternational Thanks!
+1I thought it was a Lykan hypersports
+1Incredible job!
+1Nice!
+1Awesome!
+1haha moths go brrrrrr
+1@CrimsonOnigiri No problem
+1Congratulations!
+1Nice North American P-51 Mustang!
+1^^^
+1HELLO SENTIENT BEINGS FROM THE FUTURE
@Croxless No problem
+1Nice F-117!
+1@KangaKangaTheRedNosedRoo No problem
+1Nice cockpit!
+1@KangaKangaTheRedNosedRoo No problem
+1I didn't know Wonder Woman had her own 767
+1Operation Wirraway
+1h
+1@DameTheNewbie No problem
+1@ThomasRoderick lol no problem
+1NIGHT - NEAR SHREK'S HOME
+1@KnightOfRen You are now his anti-procrastination service animal
+1Incredible
+1Nice!
+1@WiiWiiTheMini lol
+1@Star737 No problem
+1@Star737 No problem
+1Incredible job!
+1