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  • Back in my day… 2.1 years ago

    @Graingy bro what?
    yo im quoting that before I report your comment.
    “ Funkytrees: When SimplePlanes went from a bad aircraft sim to a game development tool for masochists”
    what? What the hell?

  • Wyvern (Improved) 2.1 years ago

    @YY have you heard of blocksworld?

  • F/A-8C Besra 2.1 years ago

    I wish all ejections self destructed people’s stealth planes on this site.
    Like, why not? Shouldn’t a plane that is stealthy, and top secret, just explode? It destroys all evidence, so obviously, your ejection should eliminate your plane. It’s not like you’re gonna go, “oopsie, I left my plane, better put my seat back in, tud-doo-da-doo~”. If you’re gonna eject from a top secret plane, you better look dead, or be hunted, and then dead.
    Then again, you’ll literally stick out, when your plane’s ejection parachute slowly falls, majestically, showing that you’re alive, and free to be shot.

  • M61A1 live reaction: 2.1 years ago

    Rest In Pieces.

    +1
  • I asked ChatGPT for the most random SP news tickers and i dont regret asking 2.1 years ago

    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 bruh number four, the Hawaiian pizza UFO lmao

    +1
  • Miyu's trash can 2.1 years ago

    @CR929thenewSPplayer lmao

  • Miyu's trash can 2.1 years ago

    @CR929thenewSPplayer officer, I thought she was 18!

    +2
  • I’m 13. 2.1 years ago

    @Bryan5 lol

  • [T-3] A Better View 2.1 years ago

    T

  • [TEASER] starfarder 2.1 years ago

    @DeezDucks no way, you’re alive!?

  • [TEASER] starfarder 2.1 years ago

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  • Remaking 2.1 years ago

    what about now, my guy? @Xanavi

  • Back in my day… 2.1 years ago

    @CL125 crazy

  • Back in my day… 2.1 years ago

    @CL125 when

  • WW1 Era naval Challenge 2.1 years ago

    Spotlighted you.
    Even though I don’t plan on joining, maybe some of my followers will.

  • [AI interceptor] Mig-17 (land) v1 - AI fighter that works as a team 2.1 years ago

    (Forgot how to link, forgive me)
    https://www.simpleplanes.com/a/HY0Rwm/MiG-21
    Reminds me of @TMach5.

  • Computer powered stove 2.1 years ago

    @RepublicOfCursedPlanes i was clickbaited

  • su 11 2.1 years ago

    @DogepanzerII ah, well, as a man who does daredevil stunts with any plane; (Missile base, no flares, just dodgin the missiles. Missile challenge, no flares, no psm, just 4 minutes of dodging. Doing tricks, trying to buzz the base. Flying at low altitudes, 100ft, 300mph, and barrel rolls. Sharktooth, always failing because who the heck can do those turns, god damn!? Mountains, flying to the walls, close and fast, constant bank angles. There’s more, so I’ll just say etc) It’s common. Most planes can’t stand high speeds, nor dive bombing. Just think of the P-38 in real life. It used to have a flaw where, when diving, the plane could get in a death fall. Full pitch to the ground. It took forever to get out of it, and German pilots exploited it. It’s ok if your plane can’t handle stunts, (even if it’s a bomber, hahah) because, what depends is its
    -flight ability (what can it resist)
    -Top speed (how fast can it go?)
    -maneuverability (how much can I turn?)
    -fuel (how long can I fly?)
    And,
    -design (how can I catch my consumer’s eyes?)
    Those are tips, but don’t follow them if you don’t wanna.

  • Back in my day… 2.1 years ago

    @korza lmao fr

  • Missile Proof ? PSM by request 2.1 years ago

    @Zaineman flak guns. Proximity fused shells.

  • su 11 2.1 years ago

    @DogepanzerII nice plane, however, when going down, straight down (pitch), the plane starts rollin.
    (18,166ft height, 438mph, speed)

  • Sikorski CH-34 2.1 years ago

    Nice

    +1
  • Back in my day… 2.1 years ago

    @HuskyDynamics01 true…
    sigh

    +1
  • F-53C Aurora II 2.1 years ago

    @Mustang51 and now we have someone making the real deal. I remember the days when we had detailed cockpits, reaching out and imagining moving the yoke of the plane. I now can do that. Remember when we had to move the joystick or wasd 360 degrees to make that mech move? Now we have the Funky Trees programming language. It transformed a “simpleplane” to the Advanced Planes. I still like the simpleplanes, but I enjoy some of these older ones, to jog my nostalgia brain.

  • Davy Crockett (Tactical Nuclear Launcher) 2.1 years ago

    Still the most epic build.

  • Missle Proof ? 2.1 years ago

    @Zaineman how does this even work? We gotta know, because it would kinda revolutionize the watercrafts.

  • linear actuators: landing gear 2.1 years ago

    @V yo why 1x10^12? I’m sure there’s a simplified way. Can’t you just do something like 10^12?

    +1
  • Airborne Carrier - USS Macon II 2.1 years ago

    So happy I found you again.

  • The White House 2.1 years ago

    ya’ll are atrocious for using this as a target my god

  • Missile Proof ? PSM by request 2.1 years ago

    @Zaineman I killed it. I actually shot it down. There is a way, just ask.

  • useless abomination 2.1 years ago

    ez via Missile.
    this is how Jurassic Park should’ve defended themselves. They had fighter jets in that year.

    +2
  • useless abomination 2.1 years ago

    @SomeSPGuyWhoLikesLore actually it’s a Pterodactylus antiquus 🤓

    +1
  • IT-1 2.1 years ago

    @Th3rmoplylae Ok, so on my page, you’ll see (hopefully) the body of the tank. I stripped the weapons, so you’ll have a better chance of seeing the “process”. You’re welcome, to anyone who read this.

  • IT-1 2.1 years ago

    @Th3rmoplylae prob Fusalage.

  • IT-1 2.1 years ago

    Please make a APC bro. You’re one of the best guys I’ve seen.

  • Land Raider 2.1 years ago

    I love how this guy does his tracks. One of my best finds, this is a true hidden gem of SimplePlanes.

  • Made something out of ThatOneFurry LAV Hull (WIP) 2.1 years ago

    buh where is my Aliens 2 guys at?

    +1
  • Hovering test, CH-34 2.1 years ago

    T
    Now make a VR supported one

    +1
  • Leaving 2.1 years ago

    @DatRoadTrainGuy19 the only game that produces addiction id warthunder.
    or DCS.

    +1
  • Sturmtiger 38cm RW61 2.1 years ago

    best work

  • Leaving 2.1 years ago

    @ZeroWithSlashedO hell. Where he belongs.

  • UNSC AC-D81 Condor 2.1 years ago

    Nice

  • Leaving 2.1 years ago

    @ZeroWithSlashedO god that dream bruh
    you don’t wanna know man.

    “This is not accurate, because I like Aeromorphs”
    oh nah

  • Leaving 2.1 years ago

    @ZeroWithSlashedO lol idk

  • Leaving 2.1 years ago

    @ZeroWithSlashedO however, if you want to hear your last comment in my dream, ask me. It shall haunt me for the rest of my life lol

  • Leaving 2.1 years ago

    @ZeroWithSlashedO bruh in the moring, i had a dream of me typing whole ash essays to you, creating lore lul and then I woke up. Due to extreme sleep deprivation, I had literal voices speaking in my head.

  • Leaving 2.1 years ago

    @ZeroWithSlashedO real

  • Thomas toy island 2.1 years ago

    Bro rebuilt my childhood toys

  • Sea Plane 2.1 years ago

    @Stanmich this is the best plane since the wright brothers took their maiden voyage on a pla- cough murican P-38

    +2