70.5k YourAverageB1BLancerSimp Comments

  • Knockoff Earth 2 months ago

    @voytek that is a very old ranking, you do realize I control about 50% of the Mid-It-Terrain-E-Yeah-N Sea, majority of Western
    Your-Up, Can’t-Uh-Duh, all of the Ball-Kin’s, 30% of Ah-Frek-Ah, and other territories? I have the most economically powerful land in Your-Up, and I control the majority of shipping that goes through the middle of the map because of my geographic location

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  • [AI] Killdozer 2 months ago

    @RB107 yea, but they need 5 people to operate it and the ammo is more than 80 years old so it might not work or is unsafe to fire.

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  • [AI] Killdozer 2 months ago

    @RB107 yea, I forgot that they won’t be trained for the tank, the tank’s dials and gauges inside use radium paint which is radioactive, and there is no ammo

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  • Graingy's Order: Sandwich 2 months ago

    @RB107 XD

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  • RSP-7 (Realistic Track, Work In Low Physics) 2 months ago

    @RB107 1960 is very far into the future, we have a lot more time to improve too

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  • 2 Stroke Engine 1.0 2 months ago

    @RB107 Lol

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  • [AI] Killdozer 2 months ago

    @RB107 that would be cool, but I doubt the killdozer would stand a chance against a 75mm or 76mm gun from a Jumbo Sherman or something

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  • [Ke-RP] You threaten my life! 2 months ago

    Stop this immediately, both of you @Technicalstrat @AviationLoverGEEK444 . No more war crimes, I will leave disputes and conflicts between nations alone, but I will get involved if there are nuclear weapons and war crimes. Organize peace before I have to sanction everyone.

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  • [M-WAR II] RRS Gabriel 2 months ago

    @RB107 Lol, big difference though

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  • Maikatsu Q204 - Patrol Boat 2 months ago

    @RB107 Lol, I have one brain cell and it is fighting itself for second place

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  • Killvator: Armored Excavator With Flamethrower 2 months ago

    “Oh man, not again!”

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  • RSP-7 (Realistic Track, Work In Low Physics) 2 months ago

    A tank with two cannons? gulp

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  • 2 Stroke Engine 1.0 2 months ago

    The color of the exhaust does not look very appealing Lol

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  • Flying Sturmtiger 2 months ago

    As a German main in war thunder, I can confirm this does exist. But I am too blind to ever see it 😢

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  • FLYING AK47!! [PSM] 2 months ago

    Soviet bias moment

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  • Eye Of Rah [With Fire Effect] 2 months ago

    I bought a property in Egypt, and what they do for you is they give you the property and they— man stfu with tha— BONG

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  • [AI] Killdozer 2 months ago

    The fact that during the actual thing they were almost going to deploy an AH-64 Apache to fire a hellfire or two at it because the police department’s weapons were useless against the armor 💀

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  • Working Missile Fries! 2 months ago

    I was wondering why my McDonalds order tasted funky…

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  • [M-WAR II] RRS Gabriel 2 months ago

    RRS is similar to my ship prefix which is RSS — (Republic [of] Spin’s Ship)

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  • Maikatsu Q204 - Patrol Boat 2 months ago

    Why is the bridge just the front of an Isuzu truck? 😭

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  • Panzer 12 Ausf. A 2 months ago

    TONK

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  • Graingy's Order: Sandwich 2 months ago

    THIS CHICKEN IS COLD smack

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  • [KE-RP] Change of Plans 2 months ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 I won’t involve my nation in a foreign conflict so far away, I do not want to waste my money on a war in As-Yeah. Right now I am focused on controlling the Mid-It-Terrain-E-Yeah-N

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  • [KE-RP] Change of Plans 2 months ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 white phosphorous.

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  • [KE-RP] The RP War Rules 2 months ago

    Rule no.1, do NOT attack the Republic of Spin, or risk the large chance of being completely vaporized ☺️

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 it’s okay, and btw I wiki protect your nation from Swisher-Man. My U-boats are already destroying Swish Shipping

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @AviationLoverGEEK444 me and @deutschFELLA made peace, he surrendered after realizing his country’s grave was right in front of him

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  • Hawaiian 717-22A 'I'iwi 2 months ago

    I’ve been on a Hawaiian 717 from Maui to Honolulu and back, and I have always been so confused about why they have first class for a 20 minute flight that ppl actually pay for 💀

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA a freedom lover

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @keiyronelleavgeek566 he got cooked so hard 😭
    Amend with only like 30%-40% of my military too 💀

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  • Official Republic of Spin Military Listing — 1948 2 months ago

    @keiyronelleavgeek566 more like M22 vs tiger II

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  • Tagging list 2 months ago

    @imprezamk got it

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA i do not know if Nether-Jim has nukes. You should ask him

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA not so much gave them to me, but ever since Bell-Lands created their first nuclear reactor I started my own nuclear research program. I made a nuclear reactor which is on my RSS Perseverance submarine, and I made 3 atomic bombs. Im surprised no one noticed that I could use the fuel for the RSS perseverance for my nuclear weapons

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA well I could have used more than the 30% of my military that I used in the invasion of your nation, I could have retaliated with my own nuclear warheads, I could have crippled your entire economy with my nearly 2000 bombers, I could have blockaded your entire country with my hundreds of ships to starve your nation of foreign goods, I could have accelerated my military development, etc.

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA excellent. We have returned to neutrality. Next time don’t threaten and bomb the most powerful military in the world 😭🙏 I was the worst target you could have chosen

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA first I want to know if you agree with my terms.

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA
    I withdraw from UDD peacefully, and no Spinnish soldiers or units are attacked.
    UDD gives up its nuclear weapons, but may keep peaceful nuclear usage in nuclear power.
    Spin controls Ca-nai-da
    Spin can conduct naval exercises and patrols around UDD’s waters for maritime defense.
    UDD can not engage in military activity with the Republic of Spin.

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA ok, so I will organize my terms

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  • UDD Spin War Observation 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA ah, ah, ah, not so fast chucklenuts. Don’t think that you can bomb Brest and the rest of For-Rants. You need to notice that the largest navy in the entire world is sitting on the Angle-Ish channel and can deploy fast GB-4NAD or GB-4NB Screechers immediately. We have already captured a large percentage of your southern coast and can scramble GB-10 Falconets and GB-9 Furias to catch up to your bombers. And why do you think For-Rants and Brest play an important role in my operation?

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @deutschFELLA I warn you with brutal truth and honesty: That would be the worse decision you can make.
    Do not think that nuclear arms scare me. In order for you to even get a little close to my mainland, you have to go over the Atlantic Ocean which is absolutely infested with my ships and planes at any given moment, you would have to fly over the Angle-Ish channel which I currently control entirely, and you will have to fly over For-Rants and my For-Rench territories. Your bomber or bombers will be spotted hours in advance allowing me to neutralize it with ease. Jets can’t escape accurate AA batteries, nor GB-10s and GB-9s. Spin does not tremble in the face of nuclear weapons, but instead Spin fights it and wins. This is not the first time I have dealt with nuclear weapons, and I will absolutely vaporize any UDD bombers that do anything as little as breathe on my soil. @RB107 , maybe you can tell UDD what kind of military he is threatening.

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  • UDD Spin War Observation 2 months ago

    AND THAT HAMMER IS THE SPINNISH MILITARY!!!! 💪

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  • [KE-RP] The Dawn of Iron 2 months ago

    @LunarEclipseSP nope, knock-off operation sea lion

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  • [Ended] Crown of doom challenge 2 months ago

    What if I give out 171 upvotes to a random individual?

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  • Teaser F-14 Tomcat 2 months ago

    T

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  • Official Republic of Spin Military Listing — 1948 2 months ago

    @keiyronelleavgeek566 he still hasn’t realized he is going up against a literal monster 💀 it’s like fist fighting 10 silverback gorillas

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