9,651 TheOfficalMarylander Comments

  • Why ma post get delet one year ago

    @xCarlosProMCandSP999x The same vocab you use in your previous comments. Your vocab also sounds like a 6 year old, and its bad enough to not be from another country.

    "Best plaery on simpleplanes will release better plane than savage man"

    Best player on simpleplanes, I will release better planes than Savageman.

    "what you mean gen alpha I am alpha wold I will unleash my true colors"

    What do you mean Gen Alpha? I am a Alpha Wolf,and I will unleash my true colors.

    Also,

    "please dont ublly me orelse get skibidi"

    Please dont bully me or else you'll get skibidi(?)

    Skibidi refers to the Youtube series character Skibidi Toliet, which is very popular among Gen Alpha, and is used among many cash grab brain rot channels because of its popularity, all which spell out a obvious troll

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  • 727-100 one year ago

    Oh wow! Can't wait to see this at the front page

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  • Speedhunter´s Tragedy one year ago

    Who? The guy in the background? He's just Daev, never hurt a fly

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  • Fokker D-XXI 1.1 years ago

    @A330neoISGOATED Yea, its kinda known throughout aviation fans(not all), it was adopted in 1918 after Finnish Independence from Russia after WW1, and was discontinued in 1945 after the Continuation War went south, Finland lost to the allies and switched sides, and the hindu swastika being basically banned because of a man in a mustache(im not referring to Kaiser Wilhelm II).

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  • Why is the website so sloooooooowwww? [FIXED] 1.1 years ago

    its a sign by the servers to touch grass, no need to worry

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  • Just bought a 3d printer. What should I print?! 1.1 years ago

    Print the 3d printer

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  • Why? 1.2 years ago

    @Eggplant the parents were not in the position to have the kids

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  • Chengdu J10C 1.2 years ago

    Well, it aint great to see a SP user go, hope you have a great life!☺

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  • MILK 1.2 years ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun123 well, if you're lactose intolerant, you become the bomber

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  • Welcome to Rhodesia 1.2 years ago

    Rhodesia, land of the second herrenvolk democracy.
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    Rise, O voices of Rhodesia,
    God may we Thy bounty share.
    Give us strength to face all danger,
    And where challenge is, to dare.
    Guide us, Lord, to wise decision,
    Ever of Thy grace aware,
    Oh, let our hearts beat bravely always
    For this land within Thy care.

    Rise, O voices of Rhodesia,
    Bringing her your proud acclaim,
    Grandly echoing through the mountains,
    Rolling o'er the far flung plain.
    Roaring in the mighty rivers,
    Joining in one grand refrain,
    Ascending to the sunlit heavens,
    Telling of her honoured name.

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  • [PEA] Aichi S1A 1.2 years ago

    This aircraft reminds me of another certain russian one, but i cant put my finger on it...good job neverless👍

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  • Why did DJ Airliner delete his account? 1.3 years ago

    @SILVERPANZER In all honestly, hes always gonna be addicted to Pan, account or otherwise. Best to just manage him and report posts when necessary.
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    Its like speaking to an alcoholic. They promise to lay off the booze and detox, the next day they are wasted on the street corner without any clothes. Only way to manage them is to take away the ID and credit card.

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  • Why are my planes getting deleted 1.3 years ago

    @Senkopilot imo if he was my child id give him a good beating and ban him from tech till he was 18 but thats just me :P

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  • [BIG Simple RIGS] FIELDWEED Grandfather UG 1.3 years ago

    if you made this out of the fieldweed van, this means uncle grandpa and breaking bad share the same universe

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  • Why are my planes getting deleted 1.3 years ago

    I would also like to add, your last post had ZERO visible changes, and you slapped a(in all honestly), crappy "story" to it. Make your own aircraft. Please.

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  • Can more people try my jets please? 1.3 years ago

    1. Dont beg in the forums.
    2. Weird edits of already nice builds tend not to attract much people(excluding the German Corsair, this is called SpicyNinja's Exception.)
    3. Build your own aircraft, and people are more likely to bat eyes.
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      take a free upvote for now, but take this in mind.

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  • Red and blue 737-500 with Wheels camera 1.3 years ago

    Well, more like first modification

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  • Boeing P-52A Stratoairliner 1.4 years ago

    The idea of the passengers all needing to cover their ears for the entire flight is a thought lol

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  • Activities Has Been Few... 1.4 years ago

    Scrap Mechanic is a word i have not heard in a millenia

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  • Haven't played in nearly 6 years, anything changed? 1.4 years ago

    New buttons and do-dads, BogdanX was terminated along with a lot others, new buttons, stuff like XAircraftManufacturer said, and yea. SimplePlanes 2 is now Juno, no more updates, and that should be...it.

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  • SimpleDoom Low Graphics 1.4 years ago

    STINKY INDIAN BOT PLEASE AVOID
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  • Steam Autumn Sale 1.4 years ago

    @ToeTips I can agree a bit with you. Count how many times we have been given sales or bundle packs to the number of actual updates or sequels we've received. This is the SaB: BuP ration given.

    however

    It is more than like they do this because they try and attract a new audience/generation of players by putting on sales like this as a major base line. Before I bought Simples planes(on my tablet) I hoped for a sale to be able to play(about 3.something years ago), before I just bought it. It is already known by devs and by us that no sequels (or updates) will be coming out since the between the release of Juno and trying to popularize it and the last SimplePlanes update, and that it's just hopes we can imagine and shape to our own. So yea

    TL;DR: Jundroo gives out sales to attract new audiences(av geeks and others) so that they don't have to update and popularize newer features

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  • Very Illegal Plane 1.4 years ago

    chicken wing

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  • Jundroo Updates 1.4 years ago

    I like my SimplePlanes updates just like how i like my father.

    non-existant

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  • Tantalum (out of ideas) 1.5 years ago

    ... thats a lot of words for ice-cream topping

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  • (i got it back) Laptop charger gone missing 1.5 years ago

    "ladies and gentlemen, we lost one"

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    good luck, and...
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    [disencouraging comment bc im quirky🤪]

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  • Jackhammer is at your front door 1.5 years ago

    "you got games on your phone?"

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  • Smirnov SM-40. 1.5 years ago

    A double-decker...WITH INTERIOR?! Pinch me i must be dreaming.

    Also,
    wher triple decker

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  • German F-18 1.5 years ago

    "The Germans, they're back...HONEY TAKE COVER"

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  • Your worst nightmare 1.5 years ago

    this cant be real...right?

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  • (potato) Polikarpov I-16 1.5 years ago

    "Hah! Well, im going to put the throttle at seventy ONE percent, and you cant stop me!"

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  • Humble Bundle 1.5 years ago

    @TinyMaus Alr, didnt have the balls, but i did test it on the dog

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  • Tutorial Aircraft 2.8 years ago

    @MaFaDa Its already finished! I plan on making version that can pull a cobra.

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  • Crimes Against Humanity 2.8 years ago

    This brings PTSD to another level.

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  • Tutorial Aircraft 2.8 years ago

    I love this honestly, I made a simpler version based on this, cool!

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  • Airbus Beluga XL A330-700L [F-WBXL] 2.8 years ago

    @KerlonceauxIndustries Thanks for the fact check, also I meant it as a joke, should've added it lol

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  • NA-4 AZALEA 2.8 years ago

    I. Love. This.

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  • Sphere (scary cousin of box) 3.0 years ago

    @Obtheplanedestroyer Sphere is now pyramid.

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  • Erro FlyteCoupe 3.3 years ago

    Now, make the Boing Dreamer (787), Eurojet Decker (A380), Avie 360 (Bae 146), and the De Haven Star (De Havilland Comet).

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  • Finish The Plane! 5 months ago

    eh, why not

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  • Bad Piggies plane 6 months ago

    bad piggified your aircraft sir
    barely flew over the hill on fields of dreams
    bad piggy correctly next time
    😡

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  • Sukhoi Su-57A White Castle (The Hero of Arminia) 7 months ago

    white castle might have been a good pilot but they made some mid ass burgers

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  • "The OkaNieba situation is crazy" | An off-topic announcement 7 months ago

    the past is the past, already banned

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  • Republic F-105D Thunderchief 7 months ago

    mofos legit lost to pointy sticks

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  • One of my favourite Fun Facts 7 months ago

    "buhh the chalenger diaster 'appened b4 the stinky commie thimg so murica better!!1!!"

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  • flying thermal paste 8 months ago

    She heat up on my cpu until i thermal paste

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  • Terrible f*cking news 8 months ago

    @TheMouse honestly the most unhinged post you'e ever made

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  • Elec guitar??!! XD XD 8 months ago

    simpleplanes when its users proceed to make anything and everything that's not a plane('thats not how the game works!!!1!'):

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  • Boeing 707-320 9 months ago

    Pretty good

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