@Mousewithamachinegun123 I gave Graingy the account. For a while my account was already being used as though it was official, one we just made it so.
Graingy handed the account to Grain Guy to manage.
@Dracul0Anderson the shark would get fished out rather quickly, unfortunately. This is the Eel Protectorate’s flagship, the EPS Morrayge.
A lot more military oomph is needed if we’re to take on the Eel Protectorate. Too much, however, and Graingy proper would get involved. They’re way too tough to take on, and even if you somehow did, they have the Soian Empire standing right behind them. That same empire gave me my ride to an alien planet so I could do reporting on a global war they sparked and promptly spectated like entertainment.
In other words, we need somewhere between “canoes and spears” and “advanced modern weapon systems designed to level cities”.
There’s also the issue of limited funding.
These reasons are why the “Cracker” is the way it is: cheap (mostly this), and doesn’t draw the full attention of the major players.
@Dracul0Anderson Contact @Guywhobuildsstuff for coordination,
Technically they haven't accepted me into the Men Who Build Stuff (MWBS), but I doubt Grain Guy particularly cares.
I am certain that nuclear weapons would not be tolerated, however. Graingy (not to be confused with Grain Guy), despite their research interests in the Garrison Eel, have been pretty hands-off so far, but if nuclear escalation were to take place I am confident that they'd quickly put an end to anti-eel forces with brutal efficiency. Best avoid that, if you want to live.
Trust me, I'd know. I used to work for them, after all.
@Majakalona The Eel War is present.
And very low budget.
The Eel Protectorate’s flagship is based off a converted 1940s coastal steamer.
Feel free to ask @Guywhobuildsstuff and Graingy about it.
@Guywhobuildsstuff I ain’t Grain Guy.
I am much, much better than them, in part because, unlike them, I have things like:
-Hands
-A brain
-Skin
-Legs
-Eyes
-A comprehensible way to use a computer
-Actual life experience
-Experience in writing songs for terrorist organizations (though unintentionally. It caught on rather unexpectedly)
So, do I get the job?
Models for astronauts.
... That's... actually not a horrible idea now that I think about it.
Maybe when (When.) we colonize the moon paper models will become a popular gift?
That or we figure out how to make printer plastic out of moon rocks.
@WinsWings While Jundroo is (from what I can tell) a generally decent company, there are enough bad or even downright abusive developers out there (cough Gaijin cough) that "putting ideas in their heads" is a concern when talking openly about unethical but potentially profitable courses.
These are probably ideas that someone in a company has had before, but it'd be best to not let an illusion of community support or acceptance proliferate.
Really, War Thunder just traumatizes people.
@TalonTheCRTguy do you require further information?
@Mousewithamachinegun123 I gave Graingy the account. For a while my account was already being used as though it was official, one we just made it so.
+1Graingy handed the account to Grain Guy to manage.
…
+1@Monarchii you like puns?
There’s one sitting for you right here.
@Dracul0Anderson the shark would get fished out rather quickly, unfortunately.
This is the Eel Protectorate’s flagship, the EPS Morrayge.
A lot more military oomph is needed if we’re to take on the Eel Protectorate. Too much, however, and Graingy proper would get involved. They’re way too tough to take on, and even if you somehow did, they have the Soian Empire standing right behind them. That same empire gave me my ride to an alien planet so I could do reporting on a global war they sparked and promptly spectated like entertainment.
In other words, we need somewhere between “canoes and spears” and “advanced modern weapon systems designed to level cities”.
There’s also the issue of limited funding.
These reasons are why the “Cracker” is the way it is: cheap (mostly this), and doesn’t draw the full attention of the major players.
Odd.
Quite classist.
I hate the guy, but I believe Grain Guy made an excellent point about this kind of thing.
"We don't like noobs that have paper rank or below to join our challenge."
+1I have no intention of joining this, but frankly I'm insulted.
What
This arrangement of parts confounds me
Interesting nose design
Lifting body?
+1What
@Dracul0Anderson Contact @Guywhobuildsstuff for coordination,
Technically they haven't accepted me into the Men Who Build Stuff (MWBS), but I doubt Grain Guy particularly cares.
I am certain that nuclear weapons would not be tolerated, however. Graingy (not to be confused with Grain Guy), despite their research interests in the Garrison Eel, have been pretty hands-off so far, but if nuclear escalation were to take place I am confident that they'd quickly put an end to anti-eel forces with brutal efficiency. Best avoid that, if you want to live.
Trust me, I'd know. I used to work for them, after all.
@Monarchii Oh
@Monarchii I hope you get constipated so bad it comes out of your mouth.
@Monarchii what does, the plane?
Or some other nonsense things you’re talking about.
@Monarchii if thats supposed to be a pun then I can say with certainty that it went straight over my head.
@Mousewithamachinegun123 always was.
What is FAXX?
+1@Senkopilot cheek reveal
Built like a pencil!
+1@Majakalona The Eel War is present.
+1And very low budget.
The Eel Protectorate’s flagship is based off a converted 1940s coastal steamer.
Feel free to ask @Guywhobuildsstuff and Graingy about it.
@Graingy No?
Peculiar helicopter
@Guywhobuildsstuff And thanks for the compliment.
GOOD LORD that thing is long
+2The landing gear puts a Tu-95 to shame
Bloody Barbie doll, that thing is.
Looks funky
+1@Guywhobuildsstuff I ain’t Grain Guy.
I am much, much better than them, in part because, unlike them, I have things like:
-Hands
-A brain
-Skin
-Legs
-Eyes
-A comprehensible way to use a computer
-Actual life experience
-Experience in writing songs for terrorist organizations (though unintentionally. It caught on rather unexpectedly)
So, do I get the job?
@Monarchii Uhh yeah no
I've never seen a single good piece of art out of that piece of rock.
@Monarchii "Putting ink"?
@Graingy Hey!
Fight me, you bastard!
I'm certain this thing can out-turn anything you have!
And it's cheap as dirt to boot!
@Monarchii Somehow I doubt Grain Guy has any either.
@Guywhobuildsstuff This is my offering.
+1May I join the... what was your organization called again?
@Monarchii I... don't know how to take that.
+1@Monarchii I feel like I am going to tire of you very quickly.
+1@Monarchii Um, lovely.
But the images are by Grain Guy.
Feels dirty to look at.
@Mousewithamachinegun123 A bit suspicious, isn't it?
*You're
Arguably, yes.
THAT
PART
COUNT
Eyes look like a bloody FNAF SL animatronic in the silhouette.
Moments later they were shredded by the propeller like the big guy in Indiana Jones
+3Models for astronauts.
... That's... actually not a horrible idea now that I think about it.
Maybe when (When.) we colonize the moon paper models will become a popular gift?
That or we figure out how to make printer plastic out of moon rocks.
@ToeTips For the slip n slide, right?
+1RIGHT?!
@DatTrainGuy19 hairline reveal
+1@5 Did... did you hack the site?
Kitty!
Reminds me of something...
Are you well?
@WinsWings While Jundroo is (from what I can tell) a generally decent company, there are enough bad or even downright abusive developers out there (cough Gaijin cough) that "putting ideas in their heads" is a concern when talking openly about unethical but potentially profitable courses.
These are probably ideas that someone in a company has had before, but it'd be best to not let an illusion of community support or acceptance proliferate.
Really, War Thunder just traumatizes people.
The inside of that jet better be E for Everyone, or I swear to all-!
+2