This is the “Boat-Be-Gone!” tm.
Do you have a boat problem from a particular Monarchy (@Monarchii) and Grain of Sand from Mars (@Graingy)? Then try new “Boat-Be-Gone!” tm.
With its 300 MM gun and fast speed, “Boat-Be-Gone!” tm will take care of any boat, professionally designed or converted from the hull of a cargo ship!
Just aim at the boat, and BANG! BANG! BANG! “Boat-Be-Gone!” tm Works just like that! BANG! BANG! BANG! I love you “Boat-Be-Gone!” tm!
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Specifications
Spotlights
- Graingy 2 months ago
General Characteristics
- Created On iOS
- Wingspan 24.6ft (7.5m)
- Length 37.5ft (11.4m)
- Height 12.6ft (3.9m)
- Empty Weight 20,548lbs (9,320kg)
- Loaded Weight 21,227lbs (9,628kg)
Performance
- Power/Weight Ratio 0.794
- Wing Loading 191.9lbs/ft2 (936.9kg/m2)
- Wing Area 110.6ft2 (10.3m2)
- Drag Points 6159
Parts
- Number of Parts 41
- Control Surfaces 0
- Performance Cost 154
@Graingy
If you wanna ping Monarchii you can, I don’t really wanna anger them lol
@Graingy off to northpole express you go!! (sledgehammer typo, my mind is everywhere at this point I can't even focus)
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG waitwaitwaitwaitwait no pls
@Graingy eh, sledhammer it is
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Very
@Graingy is it as hard?
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG Silicates
@Graingy yeah, like whatever biological machinery you have for brain >:3
@Monarchii They are perfectly smooth in all directions.
@Graingy shut it, honorary Icelander.
@Monarchii Also sharks are smooth
@Graingy fair enough
@Monarchii Still grass, PandaFrog.
@Graingy digestible grass ya sand
@Monarchii You eat bamboo.
That is grass.
@Graingy I mean, knowing Kindness, she's.. err, she eats grass so it's definitely edible, I'm a mere normal-digesting-lifeform though
@Monarchii I think so.
Worked for Kindness, at least, but she sometimes eats fiberglass so idk
@Graingy isn't dandelion edible? like I've heard people ate it back then cause y'know, the depression, makes you wonder, do they have seasonings? i would assume not.. I mean, refer to depression, no wonder.
Eat buttercups.
@Monarchii no idea
@Guywhobuildsstuff interesting.. also, boiledseeds
@Monarchii cooked daisy (good for fevers 👍)
@Graingy fried enzyme (isn't deviled like, the egg something something?)
@Monarchii deviledpithrays (That's a thing, apparently?)
@Guywhobuildsstuff poachedpetals