33.4k ShinyGemsBro Comments

  • Turn left to go right - Nordschleife Drift 1.2 years ago

    RIP Doc Hudson

    +5
  • Mil Mi-8 1.7 years ago

    The gif is such a vibe

    +5
  • Box (Very Scary) 2.1 years ago

    Box.
    Nuff said.

    +5
  • [Teaser] Railgun velocity one month ago

    Want to gracefully launch a giant, solid alloy artillery shell at 2 times the speed of sound over 200 miles against your neighbor who's not respecting your maritime territorial claims?


    Presenting the 64MJ Railgun. The more sophisticated option for a more civilized negotiation by violence.


    Sponsored by FlightArms CAC and BoomTek Heavy Industries

    +4
  • Why do creations that say: “Don’t download” often rack up hundreds of upvotes? one month ago

    Reverse psychology and meme culture. Welcome to the SP community, son.

    +4
  • AtlasAir747MyBeloved banned again? 2 months ago

    Banned for harassment most likely
    More so by the fact that he just blurted out that he stalked Pan for a time. And it happened again with Monarchii

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  • THE HELLKESA IS A SU-24 2 months ago

    The Wasp is an F/A-18C Hornet
    The Vertigo is an AV-8B Harrier
    The Gator 2 is a Bell UH-1 Iroquois/Huey
    The Bush Plane is a Piper J-3 Cub
    The Jackhammer is a cross between a BTR-80 and an M1126 Stryker APC
    The Pigpen is a JAS-39 Gripen


    Two flavors of P-51 Mustangs


    The AI bomber is a B-52 Stratofortress
    The USS Beast is a Nimitz-class supercarrier
    The ships escorting it are Arleigh-Burke class destroyers
    The WW2 ships with flak guns are Fletcher-class destroyers
    The USS Tiny and USS Tiny Two are mixed classes of Amphibious Assault Ships


    The Interceptor missile is an AIM-120 AMRAAM
    The Guardian missile is an AIM-9H Sidewinder
    The Inferno missile is an AGM-114 Hellfire
    The Cleaver missile is across between a couple of models
    The standard rocket is an HVAR or Holy Moses
    The rocket pod is a LAU-131 launcher but with a bore diameter that can fit HVARs
    The Wing Gun is a Browning AN/M2 but with the stock firerate of an HB
    The Minigun is an M61A2 Vulcan without the barrel cowl
    The cannon doesn't have any real life counterpart since it caliber is variable


    The Boom 50 in it's normal scale is a US Mark 84 2000 pound general purpose bomb
    The Boom 25 is looks somewhat like the US AN-M64A1 500 pound bomb.


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  • [PEA] Boeing B-17G 2 months ago

    Boing Bee Winged Bunker

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  • I'm troubled 2 months ago

    You're overthinking things.
    SP will stay alive for as long as it can. Once time's up we can just move on to other games. It's already been said that SP won't be getting any more updates cause it's on an older Unity Engine. It'll be highly complicated to port the game to a newer engine version.
    If Jundroo wanted SP gone they would've done so right away. But for the sake of the community it built up over the years, they just left it behind. And it's all up to the playerbase whether or not to keep stuff running.

    +4
  • My german corsair got deleted 3 months ago

    Meanwhile mine still exists when it has a swastika too.
    You should've put a disclaimer in the comments or description. Alot of no-brains would immediately point fingers and call you a Nazi just because of that.

    +4
  • T-72B2 ''Rogatka'' MBT 4 months ago

    T-72: Wait wait wait wait wait


    Javelin:

    I̷̭̭̖̤̺̼̐ ̴̼̬̺́̊̈́͜͜S̷̥̯̳̿̆͘E̴̞̠̩̻͇͔̍͐̏͛̕E̶̡̛͙̿͒͆ ̴͙͉͚̤̓̈́̔͆̉̐͠B̷̡̭̹͈̟̰̣̆͂̽͝Ų̸̥͕̹̤̩̾̍̏̈́̍̎̾̓R̷̩̲̝͖̼̂N̵͙̬̯͆̾̏̆̓̐͌Î̶̛̜͓̦̩̂̓̾͠N̶̟̫̬̱̟̼͍̦̉̅̂̍́͘Ģ̷̧̠̼͎̰̍ ̸̧̝̼̠̹̫͍͊Ş̴͙̯̜͎͚̑͝T̷̥̹̹̦͒̍́̐̊̾̋E̵̹̳̳̥̻̕͜É̷̢̜̯̞͓̺̩͖L̸̤̠̩̫̮͉͈̀ͅ


    T-72:

    WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT-

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  • 1 hours ago??! 5 months ago

    a single apples

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  • Random Theory 6 months ago

    They're done. That's it. SP is at the end of it's road. They're making more jumps with Juno and other projects, and it's making them more money. Not to mention they're alot happier with them.
    .
    SimplePlanes is old. If we're talking massive update, it'll be a pain in the ass for them to do cause this game runs on an older Unity platform which is more complicated to work with. Porting old stuff into a newer engine could potentially break them, and it'll be back to square one just fixing every single problem.

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  • T-62m SVO 7 months ago

    It's not a cope cage

    It's a special protective operation

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  • 1 NEW 8 months ago

    Only to find out a bot decided to advertise some shoddy browser game played by 50 year old parents

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  • THIS STUPID PYRIMID KEEPS BLOWING UP MY PLANE EVERY TIME IT ENABLES THE EASTER EGG 8 months ago

    @Superliner350 It doesn't blow up. It just reverses back down and lands.

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  • EVERYONE WHO SEES THIS NEEDS TO READ (not sure if true) 9 months ago

    The missile does not know where it is, if we're gonna be honest.

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  • Off topic but still 9 months ago

    @SPAircraftOfficial Alert scrambled Eurofighter then

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  • Off topic but still 9 months ago

    Now to wait for it to get shot at by an alert scrambled F-22

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  • KMS Bismarck 9 months ago

    Kill
    My
    Self
    Bismarck

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  • What aircraft is fastest? 9 months ago

    Winged Bob Semple tank

    Reaches Mach 4 in 1.2 seconds

    +4
  • CS Houndwalker 11 months ago

    @TheGoodDogJackie Don't just come in here and advertise on someone else's build. If people see your build, they'll try it out of their own accord.

    +4
  • 5 headed airplane 11 months ago

    See what happens when you fly over Chernoblyat? This happens.

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  • 10 HOURS OF WORK RUNINED BY A BUTTON 1.2 years ago

    Doesn't matter if you did it on accident or deliberately. You just have to carefully watch next time where your finger goes(If you're on mobile) or where your cursor is really hovering over(If you're on PC)
    .
    No point in making a huge deal out of it. The mirror option has it's uses, but only in certain cases. The major point here is that you just need to be more careful. You can't get those 10 hours back anymore and neither the time you put into making this forum post, so just move up and go again. If you don't feel like it for now, then don't.

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  • Help. 1.2 years ago

    ChatGPT done goof'd up a bit there

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  • What the heck is this bug 1.2 years ago

    Welcome to Undo Diner

    We serve build destruction in all flavors. Including Fuselage meatballs, part displacement, disfiguring of details, and our bestseller, reversion to square one.

    +4
  • Definitely not a Ukrainian Cruise Missile Teaser 1.3 years ago

    gt bned 4 poltk lolololololol 11111one!!

    +4
  • Jetstream SAM 1.5 years ago

    THERE WILL BE BLOOD [BLOOD]

    SHED [SHED]

    THE MAN IN THE MIRROR NODS HIS HEAD

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  • Simplistic F-16 Fighting Falcon 1.5 years ago

    tundr bord

    +4
  • Meet Spot 1.6 years ago

    Spot has entered the chat

    metallic bork

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  • BEEP BEEP 1.7 years ago

    @MrCOPTY And even 12 year olds or younger play it regardless of the warnings.. Your point?

    +4
  • F-14A Tomcat 2.0 years ago

    F-14

    A

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  • HT-12 KitaKitsune 2.2 years ago

    Now THIS is a hovertank.

    +4
  • Su-34 "Prizrak" 2.4 years ago

    MiG-34 Fullback

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  • Mcdonnell ATV-8B Harrier Strike Night 2.5 years ago

    cough Vertigo

    +4
  • Explosion mod teaser ft. Michael Bay 2.6 years ago

    Do you want to explode?

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  • Upload with Screenshots 3.3 years ago

    Doesn't work anymore. Please fix? I loved this mod

    +4
  • Clouds 4.6 years ago

    Can anyone link me to the Spitfire that was used?
    And cool mod. Just finished downloading

    +4
  • [PEA] Tupolev PAK DA 13 days ago

    fuk da

    +3
  • [Teaser] [Siren-War] Invasion Immenent 20 days ago

    Story aside:
    I do hope these Siren fighters don't fly too fast. I wouldn't be able to take dogfight shots ingame if they just keep zipping past my Shadow Raptor and Stinger Eagles

    +3
  • hello 21 days ago

    starts reversing in my hazard yellow, sticker covered M1A2

    beep
    beep
    beep
    beep
    bee-

    smashes into another brick wall in reverse

    God dammit.

    +3
  • What happened to WritersCrusader??? 22 days ago

    @VarisoScavenger
    You might want to start doing the right thing otherwise you'll end up like him. People have eyes, you know.
    And yeah, it's real. You're literally talking to the guy who exposed him.

    +3
  • Hmmmm?? 23 days ago

    They call Minecraft Minecraft when:

    • You can make programs using command blocks

    • You can copy structures and land formations using structure blocks

    • You have an open world to explore and see sights in

    • You can MINE a damn tree. A TREE. M I N E.
      And not to mention Minecraft was originally called CAVE GAME. But look at where you start and where you can build stuff.


    Your point being?

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  • The BRICK that scares the US 25 days ago

    Soviet Union: Xa Xa! We made best fighter in the world! Even West terrified of its unstoppable strength!

    U.S: Gets so damn terrified they build the prime air superiority fighter of the Cold War with a kdr of 100-0

    Soviet Union: Ay blyat....

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  • [M-War] [Teaser] Railgun Battleship taking form 25 days ago

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG

    JojaCola

    ConflictAnger

    Battlebetweenbelligerentsdeliberatehurting

    CombatAnnoyance

    Spit of the War

    -Reality begins to warp horridly...-


    S̴͚͘õ̶͕̥̤̘̓̓̔u̶͚̽͑̅͠l̸̜͇͙̿ͅs̸̯̬͗̽̏͒ͅ ̴̧̡͇͆̄͐o̶̥͍̠̚̕f̸̠̼́͋̄͝ ̸̳́̉ă̵̱̺͚̠̕ń̵̝̓̈́͊c̷̦͚̈́̎̾i̶̞͍͕͙̿̈́́̾e̶̝̱̹͈̋̿̐̕n̸̼̂́̀͠t̵͙͋̓̀͒ ̸͙̖̳̥͒a̶̩͖̓̀n̴̫̔̓̚d̸͔̠͗͂́͒ ̴̩̗̃͠p̵̹̏͛̀͌r̴̫͓̬̊̓̑͛e̵̗̪͝ͅs̴̫̅̆̇̕ē̸̖̬̄͠n̷̡̙͂̾̈͠t̵͈̺̫̎̀ͅ ̷̤͑̉̚͠ȩ̵̥̋n̴̥̳̙͉̅̇͘t̸͎̞̮̺̍̀̆́ǐ̷̡̜̄̂̎t̷̰̗̅̈́į̶̼̺̭̅̐͑̈ȅ̸̢͚̰͔s̷̢̩̋̃̉ ̵͓̻̀̽̆͝ḑ̶̭̓̿̃ȇ̷̼̠̟̔͒͠f̵̟̐̊o̷͙͗͘r̶̬͒̂͊̊m̷̢̫̟̜̎ ̵̪̩̃̏̋̕r̷͉͙̩͛̽̆̍į̶̼̎g̴̨̲̙̺͗̂͗͆h̴̫̘̤̏̈t̵͒̉ͅ ̴̺͛̉͠b̷̜̤͛͌̃e̸̯̐̀͌͛f̵͉̔̄̍ọ̸̓͝r̴̡͇͍͕̈́̏́ë̴̯́̀ ̷̹̂̍̒̋ÿ̵͕̳̝́o̸̘͇̊̍u̴̪̻̰̎̈r̶̢̍ ̷͕̰̯̗̀e̸̢̤̰͖͊̾̏ỷ̵͜ě̶̡̯̻́ͅs̷͙̗̹̄̇́-̵̗̹̙̠̂̒͆̀


    T̴͕̳̦̣̤̬̜̦̎̒͘h̴̜̟̙͔̍͑͋ë̷͇́̏̈̂̒͐̚ ̵̠̤͓̼͗̎͘͝A̷̰̖̭̭͙̽̈́͌̅̿̈́̔̊t̴͚͛̋̚l̶̜͙͍̩̍ǎ̶̟̳̮̬̭̕̕͜s̸̝̣͑̓̍̽̇̚̚ ̸̡̛͙̘̬͎͙̏̇̐̓͐̈́̍ḧ̷̢̧̭͉̹̹͖͆̓̈ă̵̞͔͋̍͊̌̍s̶̢͙̩͑̆̅̌̈́͑͘ ̷̛̜̅̅̾̐͋d̷̪̫̠͙͕͖̙̍̈͝ͅę̸͕͓̣̼͙̼͎̅͋͠c̴̛̛̳͊̒̓̽̕i̷̛͚͂͂̽̇̂̌̕d̵͔̮̻̀̀̓é̴͇̭̹͍̗͓͊̕d̶̼͓̻̔̾̓̅ ̶̡̨̺̞͚͚̗̪̒̀͆̀̓̐y̴̢̢͈̲͓̣̖̳͒̅̽̆̀̓̽͝o̸̤͙̍̎̒̅u̴̧̖̯̹͙̺̜͎̓̽̊͌͌̈́̀̒ŕ̶̬̟̹̲͎̣̝̄̋̔̚͘ ̷͙̤͈̼͉̋͌́̒͊͝͠f̸̢̬̩̤̗̂̿̐̓̽́͝͝ä̴̡͙̲̜̬̻́̇̍̽̑̍͝͝t̴̺̫̘͔̓͌̿̽e̵͍͕͗͐

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  • P-8 Poseidon Design one month ago

    @OkaNieba
    ..maybe because it is.

    +3
  • What’s are You Doing on Easter? one month ago

    • Find a rabbit
    • Blow it up with a shotgun shell
    • Leave cackling like a nutso

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  • Has anyone tried using Minecraft texture packs for their planes? one month ago

    1. Recreating Minecraft textures in this game using fuselage blocks is a painstaking process that requires you having the patience level of a call center agent working overtime for extra pay. Not only that, it requires a ton of parts just to replicate the look of the texture you want.
    2. If you use text images to overlay the build with Minecraft textures, you're at risk of lagging your device out along with the high chance of everyone else's should you choose to post it.
    3. You can't import Minecraft resource packs into SP because those resource packs in question are formatted and coded to be run through Minecraft which is in Java or Bedrock depending on your device. SP runs on Unity3D, a completely different engine.

    Pick your answer

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  • What are we not allowed to say here? one month ago

    @GuardianAerospace No one's even doing that.
    At this point you're just basically asking for someone to actually do it just so you'd have a reason to say something. Even from your recent forum description alone.

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