54.8k ShinyGemsBro Comments

  • Hoo do i do custom missail 1.6 years ago

    • Make a custom missile body using fuselage blocks and panels
    • Grab your resized and XML'ed base missile
    • Glue both of them to the detacher, but not to each other
    • Make sure the DETACHER is sticking to the plane, NOT THE CUSTOM MISSILE BODY AND ANY OF IT'S PARTS, OR THE BASE MISSILE ITSELF.
    • Go airborne, fire, and enjoy.

  • ... 1.6 years ago

    sigh

    Here we go again...

  • Tonkotsu Ramen (Foodchannel challenge) 1.6 years ago

    @RepublicOfCursedPlanes Watch out for the screws they're a little hard to chew

  • PSM Zaineman 1.6 years ago

    Guess this is one way to cause lag

  • Zaineman sticker 1.6 years ago

    @Zaineman Same thing happens to me. It's thanks to the sticker/decal taking a shitton of processing power just so it would merely exist. There's also the amount of code done to get the colors right that make up most of the entity.
    .
    Only solution for that is to have a device whose processor can handle an accurate NASA supercomputer simulation of whatever sort, and decent RAM.

  • What the S.F.A.C.L is 1.6 years ago

    Quite similar to the TFM's A.P.S.E.D
    Anomalous Paranormal and Scientific Events Division

  • 2017 Nissan GT-R 1.6 years ago

    Didn't ask to be tagged but boy am I gonna take this thing for a lap in Nordschleife

  • PSM F-14 Tomcat ! 1.6 years ago

    What have you brought upon this world

  • Attention to the map 1.6 years ago

    Affirmative.

  • Taannnkkk!!!! WIP 1.6 years ago

    tnk

  • Top mounted wing bombs 1.7 years ago

    The Stuka already does this. Just in a dive and with the bomb where it's supposed to be.

  • Redirecting from an old build... 1.7 years ago

    Or you can just update XML and notify people that you did

  • J-16 “Blue Moon” 1.7 years ago

    @Adoomguyfan09

    • You basically described what PSM is. More specifically, supermaneuverability.
    • Not every "upgrade" = good. I don't think anyone would be okay if they needed to hard maneuver against a target using this but it ends up backflipping midair instead. And they get shot down or hit the ground.
    • Grab the missiles by their detacher. Not the body.
    • Do I want this taken down? I don't know. That's for you to decide.

  • Eden's Gate 1.7 years ago

    @MobileBuilder21 Spotlighting has a cooldown. In a way it "runs out" if you spotlight too much

  • Calvin XT6 3.6 | hitchTaxi 1.7 years ago

    Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase

    Hitch a ride.

  • Deleted Posts 1.7 years ago

    Several comments, 3 posts by moderators (1 was in my alt account)
    A few old builds that I no longer remember

  • WIND UNITS 1.7 years ago

    @QazEEqaZ They're talking about new gundam builds. Teaser tag if you didn't notice

  • F-15e Strike Eagle 1.7 years ago

    bomba egel

  • Special bronze 1.7 years ago

    Is no one gonna tell them?

  • F-2A Viper Zero 1.7 years ago

    japenis snek

  • What should I rename myself to? 1.7 years ago

    @Nerfaddict o7

  • Spooky day! 1.7 years ago

    I didn't need that jumpscare

  • Air Force 1.7 years ago

    Great work.
    Now for the road to becoming a fighter guy.
    (But if I'm not mistaken only T-38s are stationed there in Sheppard along with training guys)

  • How do you post gifs, videos and screenshots? 1.7 years ago

    @JAMIED2711 It works on any device as long as you're in the SP site

  • How do you post gifs, videos and screenshots? 1.7 years ago

    Format:
    ![](link of the photo you want to show inside these parentheses)


    or if you want to make a clickable link:
    [Sample text in these brackets](Link to where you want to direct the clicker in these parentheses)

  • The ANIMESHNIKONE Smart Bomb 1.7 years ago

    You know you're having a bad day if you get hit by a bomb yeeted from an island in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.

  • Just A Car :) 1.7 years ago

    Please do not comment, spotlight, upvote, or ask about it

    Done.

  • Simple Delta TypeB 1.7 years ago

    You know you've done something right if Andrew himself spotlighted and upvoted your build

  • what tf is happening 1.7 years ago

    @XtarsTheExdarichGuy33106
    gibral spes progrem
    -Life of Boris

  • I'm making [R] 1.7 years ago

    Gee tee

    R

  • why is my post stuck on publishing again? 1.7 years ago

    It's already up

  • [Teaser] Citaro C2 1.7 years ago

    Elongated vehicle of transportation

  • Sukhoi T-10-1 Flanker prototype 1.7 years ago

    T-10 flonk

  • Move to Juno: Is it worth it? 1.7 years ago

    @IMFLYINHERE
    - Don't fuel the fire
    - You aren't obliged to reply to idiots
    - I'm a person, not something

  • Lavochkin-Gorbunov-Gudkov LaGG-3 1.7 years ago

    @Jaspy190 Let me rephrase what I said.
    It's nuts to think that the Soviets, despite their bad economical and war production status back then, were able to make a wooden fighter work far enough until they had better stuff.
    .
    I don't see what point you're trying to make here.

  • Projects Sitrep 10/22/2023 1.7 years ago

    Japenis snek
    and only now I found out that the AGM-130 is literally just a guided rocketbomb

  • Lavochkin-Gorbunov-Gudkov LaGG-3 1.7 years ago

    It's nuts to think that the Soviets made a wooden monoplane fighter and it worked for a time

  • Go-Kart v1 1.7 years ago

    Kart that goes.

  • WHATS WRONG WITH SIMPLEPLANES.COM 1.7 years ago

    Calm down, Hu Tao.
    Newest builds are refreshed everyday. Every hour, even. Depends on the general activity of users.
    .
    If your build has been pending for an hour after submission it's either the site having problems, or your internet connection isn't really doing too good.
    .
    I don't know about your plane being "stuck for 18 hours" but if you mean it's not getting much interaction, leave it be. People are bound to see it overtime.


    On a completely unrelated note, your profile picture reminded me that I should make a Hu Tao livery for a Chinese fighter jet.

  • How do i destroy the missile launchers at the ice base 1.7 years ago

    The riskiest I've done but also the most rewarding (without XML-ing anything) is drop two Boom 50s at a distance of 0.7nm/0.8m/1.2km so you wouldn't give the laser CIWS time to pre-detonate them.
    .
    Just be sure to pack alot of countermeasures

  • fnuuy 1.7 years ago

    Every jet fighter is a bullpup except for the 1st-gen all the way to mid 2nd-gen

  • Daddy long legs 1.7 years ago

    All this time and these walking strands of hair were actually mites????


    Edit: They actually ARE spiders. The term "Daddy Long Legs" is just used for multiple critters that look similar to it.

  • HEY RD I DID IT! 1.7 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer It took me about 5 retries. My only problems were the approach path and speed

    • I was coming in final too low/high
    • I slowed down too late/early

    And I may have opened landing gears to aid in the rapid slowdown, which realistically should've ripped them off when they extended at 250+ knots

  • HEY RD I DID IT! 1.7 years ago

    @ReinMcDeer

  • To my man Shemcks 1.7 years ago

    Just so you know, he's not dead. Suicide-baited just to leave everything behind.
    unless you already did

  • Fc-912C iran pls like so I could reach silver 1.7 years ago

    • Don't ask for upvotes
    • Points are actually meaningless in this community
    • People will like what you do if they find it worth upvoting.

    I don't need to be a moderator to say this.

  • German Engineering 1.7 years ago

    ja.

  • Borealis Artillery Teaser 1.7 years ago

    What's the caliber