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  • (Siren War) Ist-03 Vorobei 1.5 years ago

    But then again, they have more than 300 F-22E Shadow Raptors in their inventory so-

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  • (Siren War) Ist-03 Vorobei 1.5 years ago

    TFM Central Command's gonna be in debt because of you

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  • (Siren War) B-3 Aurora 1.5 years ago

    These bombers will be assigned to the 34th Bomber Wing stationed in Fort Brimstone Airbase in Wright Basin.
    (Aurora bomber? COMMAND AND CONQUER???)

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  • mwhehehehe (no lies real) 1.5 years ago

    You just replaced the L with an I since they both look the exact same when it's reverse capitalized and lowercased.

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  • Off topic 1.5 years ago

    Not really off topic if it's still related to SimplePlanes

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  • made these in sections and the front is done[TEASER] 1.5 years ago

    can it cobra

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  • [PEA] Blackburn S.2 Buccaneer 1.5 years ago

    @TheMouse Rat

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  • Damn, it feels good to be back! 1.5 years ago

    beep
    beep
    beep
    beep
    reverses into and smashes wall in a dump truck
    offloads 12 tons of coffee and sugar
    ..No no, don't sign anything.
    beep
    beep
    beep
    NO WAIT A MINUTE THIS IS IN REVERSE-
    smashes into second wall
    DAMMIT!

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  • Beans on toast on a plate for Monarchii 1.5 years ago

    Looks like a failed Nutella delight smeared on a sponge and boiled in horse feces until mutated

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  • [Revamp] IJN Yor Forger (Taihou) 1.5 years ago

    Taihou: COMMANDER, LET ME IN! I NEED TO SAVE YOU.
    Cmdr: Save me from what?
    Taihou: SAVE YOU FROM WHAT I'M ABOUT TO DO TO YOU. EHEHE.

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  • [PEA] Messerschmitt Bf-109 G6 Messer 1.5 years ago

    @A330neoISGOATED lol first thing you do when you come back from a ban is talk shit
    You haven't learned a thing at all.

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  • thinking about a concept of a new series, or rather, a universe set in the spacefaring future 1.5 years ago

    @Speedhunter
    insert TFMISC X-Wings roaring across the sky jumping in from hyperspace
    (TFM Inter-Stellar Combat)

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  • [PEA] Messerschmitt Me 262 C-1a Schwalbe 1.5 years ago

    Shewalbs

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  • How do Real Pilots Deal with Jet Lag? 1.5 years ago

    There's a reason why co-pilots are there.
    They take turns flying the jet. One guy sleeps for the next run, the other one is wide awake and takes the yoke. Process repeats until destination's reached.
    .
    Then they take a quick snoozy in an assigned hotel for the next flight later on or next day.

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  • [PEA] Vought F4U Corsair 1.5 years ago

    Now make it German.

    Yeet bois

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  • Simple Ballistics. How to calculate projectile impact distance. 1.5 years ago

    I have read all this and confirmed that A, B, and C are in fact, letters

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  • [Siren/M war] Sudden Diversion (prologue) 1.5 years ago

    @Noname918181818181818181
    I'm coordinating mine with @Speedhunter and @MrOofington
    Unless someone else joins in which lines up with what is being posted

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  • H-word = Die 1.5 years ago

    @LunarEclipseSP We don't do French here

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  • H-word = Die 1.5 years ago

    Honda.

    Do it. Dare to dream.

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  • Zaineman Update 1.5 years ago

    At this point this is just free advertising for CoDM

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  • [Siren War] Photos: First Contact 1.5 years ago

    @Dracul0Anderson @TheMouse @Monarchii
    Matching color overlay, glow effects, slight gaussian blur (I think that's how you spell it)
    .
    And the laser beams/bolts are edited in with multiple layers set to glow

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  • Siren war? 1.5 years ago

    War of the Sirens
    Alien shipgirls v.s nationless fighting force with supercarrier + battleship ladies and a shitton of air force fighters + bombers swarming from Wright, Krakabloa, Snowstone, and Maywar.

    It's fun.

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  • [Siren War] First Contact: Debrief, Battle Report 1.6 years ago

    @Dracul0Anderson
    This is literally just a continuation of the M-War but without the whimsy and more on the near-realistic scenarios

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  • Who here likes B1 lancers 1.6 years ago

    Ah yes.
    The F-14 Tomcat of bombers, but without the tailhook, not in the Navy, and can't fire air to air missiles.

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  • [Siren War] The TFM Spread Their Wings 1.6 years ago

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG
    Beeg holl
    Beeg spid

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  • What does "this craft is curated" mean? 1.6 years ago

    1. It means your build is suitable for VR without causing any lags or problems
    2. Andrew does most of the curation now since the curator team got disbanded

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  • What's this???? (Canceled and will hand it over to my friend) 1.6 years ago

    From the front profile, l o n g canopy, and almost invisible canards it looks like an F-15B STOL/MTD

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  • A Question 1.6 years ago

    Option 1:

    • Attach both missiles to the same pylon
    • Assign activationGroup of pylon to whatever number you need
    • Hit the AG, watch them fly together.

    Option 2:

    • Give both missiles a firingDelay of 0 and an ignitionDelay of 0.8 so they'd fall away from the pylon at the same time and somewhat fly together against a locked target.

    Option 3:

    • Glue two missiles under one detacher, have only one of them active.
    • Glue that detacher under a pylon
    • Get a lock and fire, watch as two missiles hit one target

    Important Note: Make sure all parts involved have their disableAircraftCollision set to true for your own safety

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  • Tank... 1.6 years ago

    TFM Intel Agent: SIR! GENERAL!
    Gen. Kingsley: sigh What is it this time...
    TFM Intel Agent: LOOK!!
    The agent shows Kingsley the longneck KV-2 tanks
    Gen. Kingsley: ( ≖.≖) ....
    TFM Intel Agent: And that anomalous sentient rover with a turret-
    Gen. Kingsley: Just... keep monitoring the rover...
    TFM Intel Agent: What about-
    Gen. Kingsley: Leave the KV-2s alone...
    TFM Intel Agent: scratching head

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  • I feel like causing a war 1.6 years ago

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG
    can you NOT
    You stole an autocannon and now the fucking Atlantic turned into a warzone

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  • I am (not) speed. 1.6 years ago

    Smashes through wall in a rainbow colored M4 Sherman
    Fires main gun and destroys second wall

    WHOOOOOOOOOO AAAAAAAAAARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU??????!!!!!

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  • RSR-041 A "Rosethorn" 1.6 years ago

    Praise Lord Barsibooba
    ..or was it Bartobeebo?
    ..Barsitobas?
    Barbotas?
    Barsibotas?
    Barbietoes?
    Bartobibas?
    Barsitoes?
    Screw it. Wind God.

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  • Type-76 BCV MRNS Chervona Noblysk 1.6 years ago

    Do you want a battleship or a carrier?

    ...Da.

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  • [M-War] Diplomatic Meetings Off Wright Isles 1.6 years ago

    TFNS Admiral Fahrberg floating just behind Wright North
    51st Combat Wing looking out the windows of Wright Airbase
    Fort Brimstone people peeking over the mountains of Wright Basin

    TFM Intel Agent: ...I have a bad feeling about this, sir.
    Gen. Kingsley: Let's watch first, son.
    TFM Intel Agent: Yes sir.

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  • Projects Sitrep 03/31/2024 1.6 years ago

    G4 TOMCAT

    G4 TOMCAT

    G4 TOMCAT

    G4 TOMCAT

    HOOYAH.

    US NAVY AIR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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  • [Easter] I hope everyone finds their eggs today 1.6 years ago

    @Mousewithamachinegun122
    Did you choose to not see it?

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  • HAPPY EASTER!!! 1.6 years ago

    • Starfleet logo when you use asterisk in a text part
    • The pyramid with ridges in Maywar is an alien spaceship
    • There's a Kraken far west of Krakabloa
    • Southwest of Wright is a supersonic pirate galleon by the name of Brown Pearl

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  • [Easter] I hope everyone finds their eggs today 1.6 years ago

    egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg
    ...you know what I mean.

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  • Status report: 1.6 years ago

    EI-CHAN PROFILE PICTURE ALERT
    EI-CHAN PROFILE PICTURE ALERT

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  • Gatling Cannon Tank 1.6 years ago

    What in the Command and Conquer is this

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  • M-war Attack on bandit airport 1.6 years ago

    @WisconsinStatePolice
    The whimsy is REAL In this damn war
    That's why the TFM never bothered intervening-

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  • [M-War] The Sirens are getting involved 1.6 years ago

    TFM Central Command: ...Sir, they have a battleship with directed energy weapons.
    TFM Cmdr. Gen. Kingsley: Leave them.
    TFM Central Command: Sir-
    TFM Cmdr Gen. Kingsley: Just.. leave them.

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  • Medium Tank T59A1 (Rukkhadevata) 1.6 years ago

    Guy really named a main battle tank after the most peaceful Archon of the Seven

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  • Custom missile problem 1.6 years ago

    • disableAircraftCollisions set to false for every part of the custom missile

    • And don't snap the detacher holding the entire assembly under a pylon. They never properly hold onto anything that's attached to them

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  • What are we not allowed to say here? 1.6 years ago

    @BYardley

    Honda.

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  • [M-War] Foxy Lady over Wright 1.6 years ago

    @MonarchiiwithastolenMG
    They're pretty much just mentally asking God how and why did this ridiculous brawl even happen in the first place

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  • [M-War] Foxy Lady over Wright 1.6 years ago

    @Speedhunter
    Basic criteria for the TFM to start getting involved:

    • Nationwide human rights violations
    • Confirmed nuclear threat
    • Neutral nations get physically caught in the conflict between two states
    • Heavy civilian casualties directly or indirectly caused by said conflict
    • Nations/Organizations allied to the TFM and it's branches need immediate aid
    • United Nations deems an organization/state as a threat to international security

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  • J2M meme 1.6 years ago

    TORN.. TO OBLIVION!

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  • [RD G4] F-15J Kai Guuji Yae v1.1 1.6 years ago

    @MrSilverWolf
    It's barely NSFW
    Doesn't even come close. It all just goes down to the viewer.
    And my bad for pinging you here. It's because of the comment left behind by Virsan. Just needed validation.

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  • [Teaser] Viper Engine thingy 1.6 years ago

    Engine thingamajings
    They're called nozzles

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