TFNS Admiral Fahrberg floating just behind Wright North 51st Combat Wing looking out the windows of Wright Airbase Fort Brimstone people peeking over the mountains of Wright Basin
TFM Intel Agent: ...I have a bad feeling about this, sir.
Gen. Kingsley: Let's watch first, son.
TFM Intel Agent: Yes sir.
Want to gracefully launch a giant, solid alloy artillery shell at 2 times the speed of sound over 200 miles against your neighbor who's not respecting your maritime territorial claims?
Presenting the 64MJ Railgun. The more sophisticated option for a more civilized negotiation by violence.
Sponsored by FlightArms CAC and BoomTek Heavy Industries
@Maverick09 Neither is 9/11 but you still see people of all walks of the internet flying airliners into skyscrapers across many flight sim games for the shits and giggles.
Loosen up. I don't think Jesus would be offended by our remarks either.
To summarize:
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG stole an autocannon and @Mousewithamachinegun122 got mad about it, and declared war.
Voila. It snowballed into what it is now.
Basic lore dump for me and @MrOofington 's joint universe:
Krakabloa, Wright, Maywar, and Skypark are countries of their own but are collectively known as the Federation of Atlantic Island Nations and are responsible for watching each others' backs since they're pretty much the sole archipelagic alliance in the Atlantic.
The TFM was founded by former USMC Brigadier General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr in Wright in 1934 under the League of Nations. Majority of the TFM's pioneering members were US Marines under Kingsley, then it gradually grew to having international volunteers.
The TFM Homelands are Wright, Krakabloa, and Snowstone. In our world, Snowstone is sparsely inhabited due to it's high arctic location; The TFM's more higher-end "special" units are stationed there, such as the 32nd Bomber Wing which possess the TFMGAC's only stealth bomber fleet and is also the location of TFM Rockbase, their only subterranean base of operations
Skypark doesn't have a military but has excellent economic status despite it being the smallest nation in the Federation simply because they have no space for a military on their island. They're under protection of Wright since they're the closest by distance.
Yeager Airbase is jointly used by the Krakabloan Government and the TFMGAC's 173rd Combat Wing, with the Sunset and Midnight Squadrons stationed there. Bandit Airbase is solely operated by the TFMGAC, and has the Sunrise, High Noon, and Vandal Squadrons (Aggressor Air) being the residents. Bandit is also the main training grounds of the TFMGAC.
Fort Brimstone, the TFM's sacred home base, is built within Wright Basin. (the large empty landbowl inside Wright)
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG INBOUND TRANSMISSION TACTICAL FORCES MILITARY, CENTRAL COMMAND
A good day and fair skies to you, War Secretary Niervelina. We have made it clear that we will not be involved in this conflict in any possible manner as much as we can. The loss of life between the warring factions is already high enough as it is, and by my personal opinion, this entire war itself had been started out of a measly case of arms theft that should not have escalated at all.
In good hope and faith, we encourage the belligerents of this pointless conflict to resolve the issue through diplomacy and meaningful dialogue. For every soldier, sailor, and airman lost in this war, so are lives that could have been much more had they survived. To reiterate and summarize, we respectfully decline your request for a logistical line, and your offer for partnership. We do not wish to be involved, nor do we have a need to.
-TFM Commanding General, Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr
INBOUND TRANSMISSION TACTICAL FORCES MILITARY, CENTRAL COMMAND
We have received reports of your planned attack on Bandit Airbase.
By the request of Commanding General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr, we kindly ask you to refrain from initiating assaults of any form on said location, as it is the home base of the173rd Combat Wingof our Global Air Combat branch. Should you proceed with this attack, we will have no other response than to retaliate against you, all your assets, and your allies until a total ceasefire is agreed upon, or you are completely destroyed. We are neutral in this petty conflict. But trespassing into our territory will not be tolerated, and will be especially met with fire if such intrusion is armed and with the intent to harm. This is your only request and warning. Please do not test us.
Does he know jet engines don't work in the vacuum
+1Let him figure it out-
TFNS Admiral Fahrberg floating just behind Wright North
51st Combat Wing looking out the windows of Wright Airbase
Fort Brimstone people peeking over the mountains of Wright Basin
TFM Intel Agent: ...I have a bad feeling about this, sir.
+2Gen. Kingsley: Let's watch first, son.
TFM Intel Agent: Yes sir.
@SlavicUnionist
Yeah, the joke completely flew right over you clean.
I'll leave it at that.
@SlavicUnionist You didn't get the joke
How did I not see this in my jetstream lmao
+1I'm literally following you
+1bro volcanomeeg
@MrSilverWolf
+1he hit you lmao
+1You took the sponsorship joke WAY too seriously@ReinMcDeer - Su-30MKK template
@MrOofington
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG
Now this is different.
+1It's a far cry from your usual far future MBT designs. Looks alot more conventional
Want to gracefully launch a giant, solid alloy artillery shell at 2 times the speed of sound over 200 miles against your neighbor who's not respecting your maritime territorial claims?
Presenting the 64MJ Railgun. The more sophisticated option for a more civilized negotiation by violence.
+4Sponsored by FlightArms CAC and BoomTek Heavy Industries@Speedhunter Basically runs on powerful electric currents that yeet a moving block carrying a solid slug at hypervelocity.
In much simpler terms, a railgun is just a really expensive electric slingshot.
+1Wonder what kind of crack you've been taking
+1She's leaving.
That moment when I first heard of railguns is that they're weird looking giant artillery pieces that fired rails used on railroads at high velocity
+1G4 TOMCATG4 TOMCATG4 TOMCATG4 TOMCATHOOYAH.
US NAVY AIR LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
+2@DatTrainAndCarGuy19
Yeah, that's all there is to it.
She's a walking eggplant if you look at her from behind with the leaves on her head
@FOXHOUND26
You're human?
Kind of funny and hard to believe but alright.
Go kick a tree or something.
@FOXHOUND26
What are you.
@DatTrainAndCarGuy19 She looks like an eggplant.
+1That's pretty much it.
@OkaNieba
+3..maybe because it is.@Mousewithamachinegun122
+2Did you choose to not see it?
@Speedhunter
Eiggplant
- Starfleet logo when you use asterisk in a text part
- The pyramid with ridges in Maywar is an alien spaceship
- There's a Kraken far west of Krakabloa
- Southwest of Wright is a supersonic pirate galleon by the name of Brown Pearl
+2egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg egg
+2...you know what I mean.@Maverick09 Neither is 9/11 but you still see people of all walks of the internet flying airliners into skyscrapers across many flight sim games for the shits and giggles.
+1Loosen up. I don't think Jesus would be offended by our remarks either.
@Maverick09 please take a joke!
+1Don't take it too seriously though. The whole war summary and the tech introduced to the conflict is just pure comedy.
+1Alot of people are in on this.
To summarize:
+1@MonarchiiwithastolenMG stole an autocannon and @Mousewithamachinegun122 got mad about it, and declared war.
Voila. It snowballed into what it is now.
Basic lore dump for me and @MrOofington 's joint universe:
- The TFM Homelands are Wright, Krakabloa, and Snowstone. In our world, Snowstone is sparsely inhabited due to it's high arctic location; The TFM's more higher-end "special" units are stationed there, such as the 32nd Bomber Wing which possess the TFMGAC's only stealth bomber fleet and is also the location of TFM Rockbase, their only subterranean base of operations
- Skypark doesn't have a military but has excellent economic status despite it being the smallest nation in the Federation simply because they have no space for a military on their island. They're under protection of Wright since they're the closest by distance.
- Yeager Airbase is jointly used by the Krakabloan Government and the TFMGAC's 173rd Combat Wing, with the Sunset and Midnight Squadrons stationed there. Bandit Airbase is solely operated by the TFMGAC, and has the Sunrise, High Noon, and Vandal Squadrons (Aggressor Air) being the residents. Bandit is also the main training grounds of the TFMGAC.
- Fort Brimstone, the TFM's sacred home base, is built within Wright Basin. (the large empty landbowl inside Wright)
+1Krakabloa, Wright, Maywar, and Skypark are countries of their own but are collectively known as the Federation of Atlantic Island Nations and are responsible for watching each others' backs since they're pretty much the sole archipelagic alliance in the Atlantic.
The TFM was founded by former USMC Brigadier General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr in Wright in 1934 under the League of Nations. Majority of the TFM's pioneering members were US Marines under Kingsley, then it gradually grew to having international volunteers.
craft carry
[This entity is now under observation of the TFM Anomalous Paranormal and Scientific Events Division]
+1I haven't built jack shit that's original yet here I am in 32.4k plat lmao
Just go with what you like and people who see the same will like it too.
Reverse psychology and meme culture. Welcome to the SP community, son.
+4guide msl friggy ehe
+1EI-CHAN PROFILE PICTURE ALERT
+2EI-CHAN PROFILE PICTURE ALERT
hungry fulk
As of official records released by TFM Central Command for the UN, NATO, and EU Audit of the TFMGAC Inventory:
Of the 130 Su-27S total fighters purchased by the TFMGAC, only 20 are left and are still in active service with the 173rd Combat Wing.
@MonarchiiwithastolenMG - I'M GONNA TAG YOU AND YOU CAN'T STOP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
@ReinMcDeer - Su-27S Template
@SpeedHunter
What in the Command and Conquer is this
+2@MonarchiiwithastolenMG
INBOUND TRANSMISSION
TACTICAL FORCES MILITARY, CENTRAL COMMAND
A good day and fair skies to you, War Secretary Niervelina.
We have made it clear that we will not be involved in this conflict in any possible manner as much as we can. The loss of life between the warring factions is already high enough as it is, and by my personal opinion, this entire war itself had been started out of a measly case of arms theft that should not have escalated at all.
In good hope and faith, we encourage the belligerents of this pointless conflict to resolve the issue through diplomacy and meaningful dialogue. For every soldier, sailor, and airman lost in this war, so are lives that could have been much more had they survived.
To reiterate and summarize, we respectfully decline your request for a logistical line, and your offer for partnership. We do not wish to be involved, nor do we have a need to.
-TFM Commanding General, Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr
End of Transmission
@FOXHOUND26
I have every reason to believe you did not read the damn letter sent by TFM Central Command.
@WisconsinStatePolice
+2The whimsy is REAL In this damn war
That's why the TFM never bothered intervening-
@FOXHOUND26
The 173rd is not leaving Bandit nor will it house belligerents of this war.
I don't think you'd leave either if anyone asks for you to dump your company's grounds so it can be used as bases
+1INBOUND TRANSMISSION
TACTICAL FORCES MILITARY, CENTRAL COMMAND
We have received reports of your planned attack on Bandit Airbase.
By the request of Commanding General Robert Arnold Kingsley Jr, we kindly ask you to refrain from initiating assaults of any form on said location, as it is the home base of the 173rd Combat Wing of our Global Air Combat branch.
Should you proceed with this attack, we will have no other response than to retaliate against you, all your assets, and your allies until a total ceasefire is agreed upon, or you are completely destroyed.
We are neutral in this petty conflict. But trespassing into our territory will not be tolerated, and will be especially met with fire if such intrusion is armed and with the intent to harm.
This is your only request and warning.
Please do not test us.
End of Transmission
+1Quadrocopter?
More like Quadrocannon.
fantom
+1but no
(Judgement in the back looking around)
+1...Uhh...