ok I’ll actually try this now
Two guys were out hiking in the woods, when one of them suddenly fainted. The friend immediately called 911.
Dispatcher: “911, what’s your emergency?”
“Help, my friend just collapsed, he’s not moving, I think he’s dead!”
Dispatcher: “Can you make sure that he’s dead?”
Right after this, a few gunshots were heard over the phone.
“Okay, he’s dead, what do I do now?”
(well you asked for dark humour, and this is officially the world’s funniest joke for some reason)
@LEEEEEX this looks really good, however because the thumbnail's a screenshot of the builder window, the post looks low-quality and won't catch attention.
Instead,
1. take a screenshot while flying the plane in the game,
2. open the blueprint tool,
3. upload your screenshot into the blueprint, and
4. take a screenshot of the blueprint when submitting the aircraft. Here's a tutorial if you need it.
You said this could handle kamikazes easily, but what if the aircraft kamikaze-ing was a B-1B Lancer with all 70 bombs flying at 700km/h with a pilot motivated enough to want to send the Actias into the ground (cough cough definitely not me)
@Legomaster0418 what I do for logos is that I import the image into Photoshop and remove the background (you can probably use other software) before putting it into the image to label converter
@Legomaster0418 find the hex code for the colour of your image’s background, and then enter it into the “background colour you want to make transparent” section
@Legomaster0418 set the "Maximum horizontal size of image in pixels" to 60 and "Size of each pixel in font units" to 0.5; or else the label won't appear in the game.
And to make your logo not be constrained in a white square, set the colour code for white (#FFFFFF) to transparent
@Legomaster0418 Are you making Continental Airlines Flight 603? If so try to make people be able to recreate the accident, that's what I did with all my accident posts lol
Also note that the real plane's a DC-10-10, which has no center landing gear (I know, it's annoying, but just take out the center landing gear and problem solved!)
Finally, T
@LEEEEEX
- Originality: 9/10 (never heard of this plane, and this is the only XP-68 on the site. The only thing's stopping me is the other XP-54 which was submitted, it may be a coincidence but it still reduces originality)
- Looks: 12/15 (looks good and accurate)
- Performance: 10/15 (pitched up a lot on takeoff. I solved this by adding weight to the front of the plane, and I could then shoot down B-17s with it.)
- Features: 5/5 (gun)
- Overall: 36/45 (sorry I'm late, I was busy posting this, making a post for reaching gold, and building a United Airlines DC-10)
@5cmPak38aufPzKpfwIISfl901
- Originality: 9/10 (most people have not even heard of this)
- Looks: 12/15 (quite accurate, I understand your issue with fuselage wings and they do still look good, because you didn't make any of the wing edges completely straight. All you need to do is change the cockpit colour to a more pale blue. Side note: I'm not grading livery and labels, but it would be really good if you had them on this plane.)
- Performance: 13/15 (very manoeuvrable, flies stable when I control the pitch using trim. I had a fun time shooting down B-17s with it!
- Features: 5/5 (again, gun)
- Overall: 39/45 (again, excellent job, you've secured 2nd place for now! I'm saving this too!)
Update: I have exactly 100 followers now, thank you so much to everyone who's supporting me!
+1@H4cK4rZ nice
+2@F8boa save the thing as an aircraft, and spawn it on water (i think)
The trophy reminds me of an aviation museum; I like it
+1@Matthewpeng19 nice
You won’t believe how long I have been searching for a good 747-8i
the polish government uses the 737-800 though
My upvote says it all
+1@Yourlocalhuman niceee
+2@Yourlocalhuman recreational drone or military one?
+2Wing’s a bit small and it’s not smooth.
Also are you trying to build a Su-47? @ThatRandomCarrot
@FirstFish83828 but i have hawaiian pizza
@o2o isn’t that… today…?
+1oh wait nevermind I just live in a different time zone
ok I’ll actually try this now
Two guys were out hiking in the woods, when one of them suddenly fainted. The friend immediately called 911.
Dispatcher: “911, what’s your emergency?”
“Help, my friend just collapsed, he’s not moving, I think he’s dead!”
Dispatcher: “Can you make sure that he’s dead?”
Right after this, a few gunshots were heard over the phone.
“Okay, he’s dead, what do I do now?”
(well you asked for dark humour, and this is officially the world’s funniest joke for some reason)
+4interesting
+2no you guys don't get it, the competition is the joke
+2Also first... again
+1There, now the thumbnail stands out amongst all the other ones (check "Newest Airplanes" and you'll see what I mean)
+1@LEEEEEX this looks really good, however because the thumbnail's a screenshot of the builder window, the post looks low-quality and won't catch attention.
+1Instead,
1. take a screenshot while flying the plane in the game,
2. open the blueprint tool,
3. upload your screenshot into the blueprint, and
4. take a screenshot of the blueprint when submitting the aircraft.
Here's a tutorial if you need it.
First
bri'ish
You said this could handle kamikazes easily, but what if the aircraft kamikaze-ing was a B-1B Lancer with all 70 bombs flying at 700km/h with a pilot motivated enough to want to send the Actias into the ground (cough cough definitely not me)
+1Congrats on gold! @Mastereldo
I saw this and the first thing I thought of was the impostor from among us opening his mouth
+2The 777 looks good, it's just that the tail is a bit too sloped, if you get what I mean @NoblePlanesLTD
@Alex173vip70 are you talking about the map in the thumbnails?
@Legomaster0418 nice you figured it out
@Legomaster0418 what I do for logos is that I import the image into Photoshop and remove the background (you can probably use other software) before putting it into the image to label converter
@Legomaster0418 I don’t think you can; also I’m fine with you asking me stuff
@Legomaster0418 find the hex code for the colour of your image’s background, and then enter it into the “background colour you want to make transparent” section
@Legomaster0418 congrats and thank you so much!
@Legomaster0418 set the "Maximum horizontal size of image in pixels" to 60 and "Size of each pixel in font units" to 0.5; or else the label won't appear in the game.
+1And to make your logo not be constrained in a white square, set the colour code for white (#FFFFFF) to transparent
@FirstFish83828 and preferably use Discord to host the images
+1@Legomaster0418 About the decals, you can click on this link. It will help you convert any images of logos into a text label.
+1@Legomaster0418 Are you making Continental Airlines Flight 603? If so try to make people be able to recreate the accident, that's what I did with all my accident posts lol
Also note that the real plane's a DC-10-10, which has no center landing gear (I know, it's annoying, but just take out the center landing gear and problem solved!)
+1Finally, T
@LEEEEEX
+1- Originality:
9/10(never heard of this plane, and this is the only XP-68 on the site. The only thing's stopping me is the other XP-54 which was submitted, it may be a coincidence but it still reduces originality)- Looks:
12/15(looks good and accurate)- Performance:
10/15(pitched up a lot on takeoff. I solved this by adding weight to the front of the plane, and I could then shoot down B-17s with it.)- Features:
5/5(gun)- Overall:
36/45(sorry I'm late, I was busy posting this, making a post for reaching gold, and building a United Airlines DC-10)Approved
I'll take a look at it
+1@5cmPak38aufPzKpfwIISfl901 by the way, about the 2nd place thing, you're tied with @Mastereldo's T-4MS, so both of you will get the same prize
@5cmPak38aufPzKpfwIISfl901
- Originality:
9/10(most people have not even heard of this)- Looks:
12/15(quite accurate, I understand your issue with fuselage wings and they do still look good, because you didn't make any of the wing edges completely straight. All you need to do is change the cockpit colour to a more pale blue. Side note: I'm not grading livery and labels, but it would be really good if you had them on this plane.)- Performance:
13/15(very manoeuvrable, flies stable when I control the pitch using trim. I had a fun time shooting down B-17s with it!- Features:
5/5(again, gun)- Overall:
39/45(again, excellent job, you've secured 2nd place for now! I'm saving this too!)doesn't look like a fortress to me; it's more like a coffin with 4 engines
+1Reminds me of lufthansa
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When most upvoted plane is a tutel
+1So when you reach gold will you change your name to GOLDPANZER? lol
@SILVERPANZER to be precise, “Amusement Park 6 Millions™️” (I saw the name)
+1Hi and welcome to SP!
+1I’ll be posting a livery tutorial sometime next week, which may help you @NewToTheSPCommunity
@realSavageMan ohhhhhhh i see now
@realSavageMan just the logo; the 747’s from someone else
FINALLY, A FUSELAGE WING TUTORIAL
+1@KangIntel thank you